I didn’t mean to seem so coldhearted. I actually love every one of you as you love me. It makes me cry to realize that I’m so mean to you guys. Please forgive me! Oh, and please don’t ban me. :3
Actually now that I think about it I have peanut butter chocolate chip cookie dough in my fridge.. And Idc if it’s 2am I’m making them… NOW! Thanks for the reminder guys you can have the cupcakes ha
Coconut water is great. I just got more of it yesterday when I when to the grocery store. I tried it at the behest of a friend and now I’m addicted to the stuff.
Be careful next time TS, remember you are talking to a suicidal and depressed audience after all so its best to maintain mindfulness before speaking.
If your having any mood swings or feeling out of norm don’t hesitate to ask for help or someone to listen, I am sure a lot of us here are willing to lend a hand.
Well, as long as we’re naming the foods contained in our various refrigerators, mine consists of, ribs, cheese broccoli, frozen vegetables, onions, various condiments and usually, but not currently because as of right now I am drinking it, vodka.
I’ve been procrastinating getting my GED, figured i’d be long gone, by the time it became a real concern. In the mean time, i’ve been trying to get on at this RR company, load freight etc.
Sounds like you need to go shopping or get a roommate and eat their food ha! I’m not a vodka person but I do love rum and I’ll drink a jack and coke here and there…
One day i bought a block of Jarlsberg and a mouse came to me with the secret formula for that cheese. He helps make the cheese in Norway. We had a nice chat. He didn’t give away the secret
With mice,you cant coax info like that out..theyre far too clever….you have to go straight to physical negotiations..I like to get my rodent interrogation techniques from the older Tom and Jerry cartoons….for instance , putting him a small cauldron over a fire ,and chopping some carrots and potatoes into it….or putting him in the freezer til hes an adorable little ice cube-but beware,because if theres anyth we’ve learned from Tom/Jerry its that the mouse is usually much smarter and quicker than the cat. Watch out especially if you are in the kitchen-mice love to put appendages of their enemies into waffle irons..also-windowsills-cannot stress enough the danger of an opened window-the mouse will slam the window down right on your neck.I think if you went with the soup cauldron,youd get the recipe out of him:):):) Sorrryyyyy for this ridiculousness…im a bit punchy (and ill confess-ive been watching pimple popping and cysts drainage on YouTube. NO,….no need for any prudish judgement…if it weren’t so incredibly popular,there wouldn’t be tons of them on YT and thousands of comments,so dont bother getting all high and mighty about it:)
Haha… 🙂
Given your your YouTube viewing, I’m a little concerned that your mind when toward cooking anything. I’m quite wary of what the broth might be in that cauldron and think I’d rather have my paws burned in a waffle iron or my neck in a window before getting anywhere near it.
Lmfao,Cope:)I see what your concern is,BUT the cauldron isnt actually for making soup..its to get the mouse to TALK under duress of being boiled into soup. This secret recipe -Clearly SSGiraffe wants that goddamn recipe-and if she would follow my advice -she’d boil it outta him in NO time! This squeaky little cheese ***** could be psychologically broken in the time it takes to get th tea kettle on….You know,Cope, Im thinking of becoming a soldier of fortune…my information extraction skills are so damn effective,,its a shame to not be employing them often,and for lots of money:):) (I assure anyone who reads this:im a vegan who has a relationship with the A.L.F. and who believes that animal liberation should be enforced by any means necessary,so NO,I wdnt hurt a mouse:):)
I would say you could have mine but I have to savor that.. On a different note does anyone here listen to hard rock/metal? I’m listening to Erra and I’m I’m love with the guitarist <3
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Awwww I think someone wants a cooooookie.
^I want a cookie. Fuck.
Nope. My cookie
I have strawberry cheesecake cupcakes if anyone wants one! Ha
If cookies are getting handed out then I’m getting in line.
Ok forget the cookie. May I have a strawberry cheesecake cupcake? Pretty please?
If your cookie was a ginger cookie, I will take it! 🙂
Never mind. Take the cookie. I’m going to mob Raven for a cupcake.
cake
Is it carrot cake? With walnuts, raisins, a little ginger and a bit of cinnamon? I make drown in salivary euphoria if so…
Ah Twisted Space, you’re sweet, a little acerbic at times, some people deserve it!
Cookie
Actually now that I think about it I have peanut butter chocolate chip cookie dough in my fridge.. And Idc if it’s 2am I’m making them… NOW! Thanks for the reminder guys you can have the cupcakes ha
*Stomach growling*
*Looks at tummy, walks to fridge, opens it and see’s
Cookie dough behind a golden light*
*Looks at watch*
Its 2am, fuck it… Yolo right?
Who says we can’t drown our sorrows in ice cream cupcakes and cookies at 2am?!
“Who says we can’t drown our sorrows in ice cream cupcakes and cookies at 2am?!”
^^ Says that while giant cookie is baking in the oven.
Yep. That’s definitely me. Sweets galore. I’m in need tonight. (I have KitKats, chocolate cookies, and macaroons.)
Wish I had some cookie dough. :'(
I could mail you some but I am not sure how good it would be by then…. I am not to blame for food poisoning or death!
Ha! Nah, that’s fine, thanks though. i’ll just settle for some vodka.
Do I sound dumb if I have no idea what a macaroon is?
haha, no not at all, they’re coconut cookies basically 🙂
Pizza, burgers, chicken, steak, fish, prawns, squid, cheese. Lobster Thermidore. Mashed potato. Grated carrot. Pea mash. Potato wedges. Vegetable stew. Salad. Fruit salad. Choc lava cake, mud cake, strawberry shortcake, banana bread. Cream puffs. Jam donuts. Eclair. Cheesecake. Ice cream. Yogurt. Banana split. Coconut ice. Candy. Chocolate. Fruit drink. Smoothie. Soft drink. Milk.
Steak?! I’ll trade you a cupcake!
Are you just naming foods, or are all of those things in your fridge? Because then i’d seriously have to consider moving in with you.
Hahahahaha… I was laughing so hard at that, it made he actually run into a wall carrying my phone.
Hehe no sorry im just naming foods.
Damn.
And sorry for that Cope.
Okay, be sorry for making me laugh then. 😉
No, not sorry for that, but for the preceding walking into the wall. Chain of events.
Hope your phones still working
I’m still using it. My head absorbed the damage. 🙂
Mmm squid. I love the tiny ones, they’re so cute. Now I’m also craving grilled octopus. Sooo goood.
No gummi bears…shame.
Gummi bears
I don’t have gummi bears but I do have pineapple soaked in coconut Malibu rum!!!
Ooooh, rum.
Pineapple soaked in rum! Why have I never thought of this?! Thank you!
Life needs more gummi bears, pineapple, and coconut…
Life needs more gummi bears eating pineapple and drinking coconut water.
Coconut water is great. I just got more of it yesterday when I when to the grocery store. I tried it at the behest of a friend and now I’m addicted to the stuff.
Thanks for understanding, everyone. I feel horrible for what I’ve done to you all. <3
Be careful next time TS, remember you are talking to a suicidal and depressed audience after all so its best to maintain mindfulness before speaking.
If your having any mood swings or feeling out of norm don’t hesitate to ask for help or someone to listen, I am sure a lot of us here are willing to lend a hand.
What?! I love coconut! And snuffles I’m with you on the moving in thing if that’s all in a fridge! TwistedSpace don’t sweat it things happen…
All i got is camomile tea, milk flavouring straws, twisties, peanut butter, chewing gum, coconut ice, peanut butter ice cream, jarlsberg… Lol
Well, as long as we’re naming the foods contained in our various refrigerators, mine consists of, ribs, cheese broccoli, frozen vegetables, onions, various condiments and usually, but not currently because as of right now I am drinking it, vodka.
Lol, I got a case of beer here, case of beer there and a case of beer over there. Ooooo a six pack of beer right here.
Who puts food in refrigerators anyways?
Yeah, just take it all out of the fridge and eat and drink it all in one go… Lol joking
People who have money to splurge on food I guess. I’m sad though, i’m almost out of vodka and I don’t have any more booze.
Wow, Ms.Giraffe knows how to paaartay. 🙂
Ya all my money goes on textbooks, beer, tacos and more beer. Did I mention beer?
Too bad I can’t have plane drop a care package of some booze for you, but then again the bottles might blow up on impact anyways…. :/
That…. would… be…. awe…. some! But, yeah, don’t want to risk the bottles breaking.
Textbooks, are you in school?
Too bad :/
Well graduated a few months ago and working on undergraduate very very soon. Ugggh lame school again Lol.
I’ve been procrastinating getting my GED, figured i’d be long gone, by the time it became a real concern. In the mean time, i’ve been trying to get on at this RR company, load freight etc.
Ah I see but then again you might as well get it just in case you decide to stay around you know?
Ya, I guess.
Sounds like you need to go shopping or get a roommate and eat their food ha! I’m not a vodka person but I do love rum and I’ll drink a jack and coke here and there…
Aww, jack and coke is one of my favorites.
One day i bought a block of Jarlsberg and a mouse came to me with the secret formula for that cheese. He helps make the cheese in Norway. We had a nice chat. He didn’t give away the secret
You should’ve offered him your peanut butter or your peanut butter ice cream.
yeah maybe
With mice,you cant coax info like that out..theyre far too clever….you have to go straight to physical negotiations..I like to get my rodent interrogation techniques from the older Tom and Jerry cartoons….for instance , putting him a small cauldron over a fire ,and chopping some carrots and potatoes into it….or putting him in the freezer til hes an adorable little ice cube-but beware,because if theres anyth we’ve learned from Tom/Jerry its that the mouse is usually much smarter and quicker than the cat. Watch out especially if you are in the kitchen-mice love to put appendages of their enemies into waffle irons..also-windowsills-cannot stress enough the danger of an opened window-the mouse will slam the window down right on your neck.I think if you went with the soup cauldron,youd get the recipe out of him:):):) Sorrryyyyy for this ridiculousness…im a bit punchy (and ill confess-ive been watching pimple popping and cysts drainage on YouTube. NO,….no need for any prudish judgement…if it weren’t so incredibly popular,there wouldn’t be tons of them on YT and thousands of comments,so dont bother getting all high and mighty about it:)
Haha… 🙂
Given your your YouTube viewing, I’m a little concerned that your mind when toward cooking anything. I’m quite wary of what the broth might be in that cauldron and think I’d rather have my paws burned in a waffle iron or my neck in a window before getting anywhere near it.
Lmfao,Cope:)I see what your concern is,BUT the cauldron isnt actually for making soup..its to get the mouse to TALK under duress of being boiled into soup. This secret recipe -Clearly SSGiraffe wants that goddamn recipe-and if she would follow my advice -she’d boil it outta him in NO time! This squeaky little cheese ***** could be psychologically broken in the time it takes to get th tea kettle on….You know,Cope, Im thinking of becoming a soldier of fortune…my information extraction skills are so damn effective,,its a shame to not be employing them often,and for lots of money:):) (I assure anyone who reads this:im a vegan who has a relationship with the A.L.F. and who believes that animal liberation should be enforced by any means necessary,so NO,I wdnt hurt a mouse:):)
I would say you could have mine but I have to savor that.. On a different note does anyone here listen to hard rock/metal? I’m listening to Erra and I’m I’m love with the guitarist <3