The manager of the night shift keeps forgetting to shut the Asshole machine down. We’ve posted a sign near the door; Please shut off the Asshole machine before leaving. He keeps forgetting. We’ll have to speak to him or put a reprimand in his folder. We apologize for the inconvenience.
plenty of reasons like personal gain like money, make themselves feel better about themselves, anger and not being able to feel sympathy to name some. There are alot of assholes in this world, but there is the few that are great people
It’s the law of nature: survival of the biggest asshole. So all the cute little waddly lifeforms like the dodo & the duck billed platypus & the sensitive kid get eaten, kill themselves & go extinct, while guess who becomes the biggest infestation on the planet. Bottom line: nature loves an asshole. It’s all in Darwin’s book: Origin on the Feces, chapter 1, the Ass End of Man.
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The manager of the night shift keeps forgetting to shut the Asshole machine down. We’ve posted a sign near the door; Please shut off the Asshole machine before leaving. He keeps forgetting. We’ll have to speak to him or put a reprimand in his folder. We apologize for the inconvenience.
Lol Randall
plenty of reasons like personal gain like money, make themselves feel better about themselves, anger and not being able to feel sympathy to name some. There are alot of assholes in this world, but there is the few that are great people
Good question.
There are good people in this world, but they don’t make much noise or think money is the answer.
Assholes are Assholes, and they suck
It’s the law of nature: survival of the biggest asshole. So all the cute little waddly lifeforms like the dodo & the duck billed platypus & the sensitive kid get eaten, kill themselves & go extinct, while guess who becomes the biggest infestation on the planet. Bottom line: nature loves an asshole. It’s all in Darwin’s book: Origin on the Feces, chapter 1, the Ass End of Man.
Perfect.