Since there are so many bullshit holidays, imagine if we had a Suicide Day or a Depression Day?
What would normal people do on those days?
Hm, interestingly enough, I’d prolly be out on Depression Day, instead of staying at home, days like today, getting away from all those annoying happy couple-y people.
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Suicide Day would probably make a lot of people sad or uncomfortable, but Depression Day? Now that sounds interesting. People being encouraged to be pessimistic and unhappy for the day. I’d take part.
I would try to fly on the Suicide Day out of morbid curiosity. As for Depression Day, shit ton of gothic poetry to every online publisher.
We have three such holidays: Christmas, Valentines day and Thanksgiving.
No, they have to be depressed cuz it’s a day celebrating depression >.<
That would be so cool I think I would feel better that day and not feel or be so alone. So if you ever make that happen I am 100% Game lol
#depessionday
to make people like us feel Normal ( in my advert voice )
Pretty much every holiday is depressing for me…
But hey, we can still make a special depression day too.
Not sure what the traditions would be, since depression manifests itself in different ways, but here are some possibilities from my own experience:
–Stay in bed until at least noon.
–Sit on the bedside for at least 20 minutes, gathering the strength to stand up.
–Reluctantly get up and shower.
–Reluctantly get dressed.
–Sit on the bedside for at least 20 minutes, staring at the wall.
–Blink a few times.
–After another 20 minutes, get up and carry the laptop to the car, then drive somewhere with free WiFi, preferably a place where you can plug in the battery charger.
–Websurf for a few hours, refilling a beverage so many times you lose count.
–Gradually become more and more uncomfortable with the constant sea of people who are coming and going and coming and going.
–Realize once again how it is possible to be completely alone even when one is surrounded by others
–Drive home.
–Sit on the bedside for at least 20 minutes, gathering the energy to undress and get back in bed.
–Take medication.
— Lay in bed and stare at ceiling in dark room, contemplating the futility of the future.
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(But hey, you guys go ahead and celebrate in whatever way works for you.)
I am not interested in life, 365 days a year
I’m Cordless 365 days a year.
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😉