Let’s laugh a bit. I remember when I was 16 an entered chatroullete. I admit, I was proud that I was having muscles and stuff. But I was not very interested in hooking girls. And then one girl appeared, and I was drinking juice and she was like, I just want your juicy cock, hahahaha. And she was spamming, fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me . And then she said, deeper, harder, cum and she turned on the shit out of me . Hahahaha, I may die next week, let’s laugh.
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She was not having a camera.
camera?
She was able to see me but I was not able to see her.
LOLOLOLOL “her”
Chatroullette….LOLOLOL. I have always wanted to go on there, just to say that I experienced it.
I took my daughters phone the other day and started swiping her Tinder account right for about two minutes straight when she looked over and said…WTF are you DOOOOIIINNNNGGGG!!!!. I started laughing so hard I almost wet my pants. My daughter started walking around looking at her phone, hemming and hawing about how crappy a mother I am then five guys tagger her and I thought she was going to kill me. She has a steady boyfriend she just moved in with and I don’t think she has used that account in months. LOL. Made my day. Yup awful mom, right here.
Don’t blame yourself, my mom was always checking my texts.
Yes, but did she swipe your Tinder account right for two straight minutes while you weren’t looking…..mwahahahahahaha
Costy,
OK, I got one! I’m not small but i’m not John Holmes either! Most of the time i hurt the ladies!!! 🙂 But this one time i was really pour it on hard and fast!!! and she kept saying deeper deeper!!! I was like fuck! stop it!! that’s all their is Dammit!!!! 🙂
neeeeeed eeeeeeeeeeeeeye blllleeeach.
you should have said that you have an extra 10 inch that you keep for special occasions
This is why you are banned from church.
HA HA! YOUR ALL RIGHT! I thought this post was taken down!!! excuse me for my bad taste!!! you know me give me enough rope and i’ll hang myself!!!! 🙂
I think i may enter the game too , i should say that i’m a little bit ashamed to say this but i find it funny . So there i was giving a blow to my ex and after he finished i was like : ” I’m hungry , let’s go eat something . ” , and he replied : ” Damn , i just filled you up ! ya’ still hungry ? “
oh my.. that is gross
well , i hope you weren’t eating or something , if that makes the situation better .
BL98, Well now i don’t feel so bad!! thanks for taking the heat off of just me!!! 🙂 and if i may point out i won’t mention anyone’s name but his initials are COSTY!!!!!!!!!!! HE’S THE BAD GUY!!! HE’S THE INSTIGATOR!!! YOU BAD BAD MAN!!!! BL98 Do you stand under me? Your a victim just like me!! 🙂
thank you for having my back ! and no , i think i’m gonna stay on top this time , if you know what i mean .
lol..gross again
I’m sorry. But everyone has sex, is something human.. and I really hate this sexuality..
just teasing you..lol
We all have reasons to hate it and love it , i think . I hate it because nowadays seems more important than actually loving a person , and caring and spending time in different way , it’s stupid and i hate it because of this . But on the other hand , i think it’s a good thing when done when it should be to show love and compassion and trying to understand someone’s desires .
I hate it because after I turned 18 I started to be the alpha male and I turn on like shit.
Costy, It’s a little late for that 🙂 don’t be hurting peoples feelings. as you said “sex, is something human.” be nice.
BL98, HA HA!!! 🙂
i’m very curious , do you have more stories to tell ?
Who me ?
you and rocketman and everyone here , if you asking about the ” more stories ” part .
Oh, rocketman, you got yourself a girl, congrats hahahah
BL98, Oh great BL98!!! trying to get me in more trouble!!!!!! yes i do 🙂 but i’m restraining myself!!
I just, the main story is this. I consider myslef like an indtruder. I just want the bliss of the eternal tranquility of death. I really don’t like life, I mean, I find it futile.
Costy, i don’t get it? you don’t have a girl? Girls are like tornado’s they come all the time then take everything with them when they leave!! 🙂
this îs the best comparison i ever heard
I had girls ..
Costy, your killing me! how did this post turn into a death post!! all the way from lets laugh to i want to die?
whatever we do , we are still going to die one day.
yeah , but at least let’s die with a smile on our faces and with bad funny memories , I don’t want to die sad
It’s kinda complicated, all that I lived was a lie , it’s hard to smile
Costy, sure we are guaranteed! that a good thing and meant to be, that’s why we wear out! can you imagine leaving a couple hundred years! your old lady would look like the mummy! you’d be making the sign of the cross when ever she came close to you!!! BACK! BACK!! 🙂
I’m dying here !! hahaha !
I can end it, it’s simple. But I will destroy my mother…
costy , you are living for yourself , we humans are selfish creatures
Exactly.
She’d be waiting for you on the couch in a negligee when you got home from doing the same crappy job for two hundred years making the finger to come to her!!!! and you’d be all crying!!! NO! NO! NOT THAT!!! She’d uumm hummm!!! and start licking her crusty lips!!! AWWWWWWWW!!!
Enough ***** for today.. hah
shit got from weird to ancient fetish mummy porn
OK
I think I should really work on buying that gun .
Costy, I’M BACK!!! I SAID I’D STOP NOW YOU DO THE SAME FOR ME Change the channel OK? 🙂
I turn my back for a few minutes to have a cranberry orange muffin and some tea, and when I get back you guys are talking about ancient fetish mummy porn.
And…. other things….
(*keeps reading*)
let’s take notice for the record I had nothing to do with that… cheetos is as wierd as I get
Have you posted the picture here yet?
nope not yet.. thought April fools day would be perfect for that..
Yes!
And it would give me almost a month to mentally prepare.
😉
I will send the left over cheetos to you in a zip lock
Cheetos with dark curly hairs attached….
ghhhckkkk.
I think I got those all out
LOL!
“I THINK I got them all out…”
Woops! Missed one!
you have to leave one, so you can floss after eating..
(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
…..(!!!!) 😮
At least think about me that I made you laugh .
look , i truly ?i not know what to say , it’s complicated , but why not giving some extra time , like 1-2 months , looking for some changes in your life
who wants to share some more stories ? i can’t sleep and it’s 12 AM here , in case în your side of the planet it’s stil daylight
where do you live
europe
my sweetie lives in england
I am from romania
OMG the entire forum is total bedlam today, hilarious bedlam. Except someone tried to hang themselves. I’m headed over to his thread to check up with him. That isn’t funny.
Well gosh aren’t I a fucking downer.
I will shoot myself soon.
@ hazy…make that bed-lam
i told you already you are beautiful ? you always care for us momy <3 want to be my mom ? don't want to be rude or something , just that i love you
“Bed-lam”…. LOL!
@ cordless I’m working hard to keep up with your quick wit
I can’t tell if this is directed to Costy, sprotsnut or me…since I’m fairly certain the other two are not middle aged SAF women then I will take it directed to me.
That is the sweetest thing to say. You’d have to take the back yard, bring a tent, there is not room left in the inn for more kids.
Costy, i’m going to tell more stories if you don’t behave!!
looking forward to that , i may join you
What do you guys mean ?
costy , i truly want you give it a try , give yourself a some time , for me as an example , i have 1 year left for something to change , if not , poof * i’m gone *
I just want eternal peace.
Fucking nihilism
you will have eternal peace but why not first giving it a try to live a better life , then you can whenever you like
Here is what puzzles me, the fact that the guy wrote about nihilism made the writing meaningful, which totally discounts what nihilism is trying to do.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nihilism
hazy … the irony