FUCK! I won’t kill myself… I fucking know it. So even mentioning it is a waste of perfectly good oxygen. I won’t fucking alter my life. I won’t ever accept reality. Just gonna sit here and wallow in self pity.
Ah so you are in the self indulgent wallow in misery chair tonight? Excellent, I was tired of sitting in it anyway. Don’t mind the dampness, it was just my middle aged tears drenching its velvety loveliness.
Reminds me of a funny Sign I saw Yesterday at a Flea Market
A guy made a sign he was selling at a flea market the sign said:
My Bucket List is short. My Fucket list is LONG.
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Ah so you are in the self indulgent wallow in misery chair tonight? Excellent, I was tired of sitting in it anyway. Don’t mind the dampness, it was just my middle aged tears drenching its velvety loveliness.
That’s good, I thought it giggles pee from watching cracked
But yeah life present me with 2 big options today and I’m not pulling any triggers
Kill me
Fukitol, ha ha, I’d like a pallet of that delivered to my house!
I love that. Fuckittol.
Funny stuff.
Reminds me of a funny Sign I saw Yesterday at a Flea Market
A guy made a sign he was selling at a flea market the sign said:
My Bucket List is short. My Fucket list is LONG.