I once had a palm reader read my palm when I was a kid, I was literally like 12 years old. It was one of those people who read your fortunes for $5. My friend and I was like hey, let’s try it for fun.
Well, that old lady told me I was going to die young. I thought they’d tell you silly good feel-ly stuff like, you’ll pass all your exams, go to a nice college, have a successful career, get married to a good person, have x number of kids, etc, or something typical like that. But no. She told me I was going to die young.
Well… considering how my entire life has been cursed, I suppose she’s going to be right soon enough. 🙁
But that woman was a ***** though. Even if she did believe I was going to die young, just how the f*** do you have the good conscience to tell that to some random innocent little kid?
Btw, my friend had a normal reading. Don’t remember what my friends’ fortune was, but it was entirely normal. Nothing like “you’re going to die young.”
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And guess what, fortune teller b***? You’re gonna die right now. That crystal ball looks nice and heavy.
That is so messed up. You should just prove her wrong.
I wouldn’t put much faith in a $5 reading from someone who knows nothing about you what so ever. I do agree it’s messed up to tell that to a kid even for your own sick amusement which is probably what that was.
I know, but the sad reality is, I have health problems. So it’s kinda scary to think my fortune is coming true.
Can I ask your age?
I suppose I’m middle aged. Not too young and not too old (physically), though I feel so mentally old.
I am middle aged too which means we have a lot of living left to do health problems or not..screw that reading! What do you like to do _darkness, what are your interests?
In the past, I have had my tarot cards read and visited a medium for a reading both were incredibly spot on.
Why can’t we have good fortunes like “you’ll become wealthy / healthy / strong / successful / insert good adjective” read and come true?
Here is a free tarot card reading as many times as you like! It’s entertaining and will keep you guys out of trouble for a while. 🙂
Free-tarot-reading. net/free
OMG you’ll never guess the reading I got. Ok, ready for my latest tarot reading, kiddies? There’s 6 “cards” so I’ll cut and paste all 6 for ya…
Card 1: How you feel about yourself »
Strength
You feel that despite the challenges you have been faced with in the past, present or future, you will find the strength and courage to succeed.
Whether you are recovering from ill health, a broken marriage or relationship, or challenges at work, you will find the willpower to come out on top.
If you are looking to give up any bad habits, such as smoking or drinking for example, this is a good time to do it.
Card 2: What you want most right now »
Judgement
The cards suggest that what you most want at this time is a new start – to close this chapter in your life and have a brand new beginning.
This is not a time for regret but for rejoicing. Rewards for past efforts will follow and you are sure to have many opportunities presented to you. Life will pick up a pace and the choices you make will have far-reaching implications that could change your life dramatically.
Card 3: Your fears »
Wheel of Fortune
You are in fear of everything taking a turn for the worst. Perhaps you are experiencing a run of bad luck. You have to trust that most of what we fear never happens and just as The Wheel of Fortune turns downwards against you, it will naturally turn upwards again and bring new good fortune with it.
This difficult phase will pass.
Card 4: What is going for you »
The Chariot
Drive, drive, drive, that’s what’s going for you. You certainly aren’t a quitter.
The appearance of The Chariot tells of conflicts ending in victory, so don’t give up. Battle on and you will succeed.
This is a time of movement and change. Expect a journey relating to work, and if you’ve had your eye on that car, it will soon be yours.
Card 5: What is going against you »
The Devil
It’s like you’re in a drug-induced haze – it feels great and always leaves you wanting more.
This is addiction pure and simple, whether it’s an obsessive sexual relationship, money deals that are too good to be true, materialism at any cost or recreational drugs.
Take care – these pursuits won’t lead to a happy ending.
Card 6: The likely outcome »
The Hierophant
Help is at hand. If you want wise counsel and moral guidance put your trust in someone you have a lot of respect for.
Don’t allow others to influence you too much with what they want you to conform to – be true to yourself.
When considering your options, go with tried and tested traditional values, rather than the unconventional novel approach. For example, marriage is more likely to be your desire than a living-together situation.
This was pretty spot on except for the very last sentence….I actually prefer living together than being married.
Wow, if it was spot on for you too (minus last sentence), I’m creeped out by this eerily accurate entertainment website. Weeeird
jadedjewel, It did say “For example” Which means it could be something else!! So on the spot it is!! 🙂
I read my horoscope monthly for kicks too and it said things exactly like this tarot reading just did….it really is freaky!
Rocketman if you have read my earlier posts (there aren’t too many as I just started posting here yesterday) you would know how spot on this is… the wanting a new start, making changes, coming off a hellish year of much physical and emotional and financial struggle, thinking of seeing therapist… I posted about all these things…it’s all 100% TRUE!! Fits like a god damn glove, it’s crazy.
jadedjewel,
Aw ha! I did read your post!!
“I enjoy your post ? And i’m in complete agreement with you! good post!”
This is great!!! I have ESPN!!! Maybe I should go in the card business? 🙂
Card 1: How you feel about yourself »
The Hanged Man
You feel a little confused and perhaps fearful because you sense or know that there is someone or something you need to give up to be able to move on. This self-sacrifice isn’t always clear – you may not even know quite what or whom you should give up.
This is a time of passage from one phase of your life to another and The Hanged Man can signify a time of spiritual development too. Perhaps you need to try and look at things from a different perspective.
–>The Hanged Man- how appropriate a title for me…
AWWW! Is that good or bad???? What have i done!!
Card 2: What you want most right now »
The Tower
You’re probably looking for an easy solution to a difficult problem. However in life, turmoil and upheaval often bring about positive change – just not quite as we would like it.
Seize this opportunity that is forcing change as a chance for a new beginning.
Card 3: Your fears »
The High Priestess
You are feeling uneasy and insecure, something in your gut is saying “be careful, all is not as it seems” – something just doesn’t feel right. Delay any decisions or actions until you have answered your concerns.
If you are male this card could signify a significant woman in your life being a bad influence right now.
KEEP AWAY FROM THE WOMAN!!! OMG!!!
Card 4: What is going for you »
The Fool
This is an exciting time with lots of potential for fun and wonderful experiences. Your confidence should be high, it’s a great time for new possibilities.
If you are considering leaving your job, home or relationship, at some point you will.
An unexpected desire will be fulfilled, even before you express it!
THIS IS GOOD I THINK??
Card 5: What is going against you »
The World
As always, fear holds us back and so often leads to missed opportunities.
Do not give up or change direction this late in the game just because you have experienced delays.
Stick with your plan, have faith and trust the universe, and you will reach the successful conclusion you are wanting.
–>YES, I do feel like the world is against me. Those titles for those cards…spot on…
AHH!!! NO! NO! Stick with your plan, have faith and trust the universe!!!!!
Card 6: The likely outcome »
The Hermit
This is a time for you to be alone or may herald a time of loneliness. Take this time for quiet introspection and rest.
Don’t worry, you will find the answers, but the Hermit signals a warning not to make hasty decisions.
If you have been unwell this is a time for rest and recuperation.
How crazy is this fortune? I’ve been posting that I’ve been hermitting (though I suppose for a SP site that’s not unusual at all). Anyway, my random fortune on an entertainment website apparently seems to be spot on. Especially the titles of the cards. How odd…
Not bad 🙂 for free!
Maybe I ought to try another reading just bury the one I got as a kid…
Yes bury that one!
Try the one i said! But don’t hold me responsible if it say’s your going to die! 🙂
Amazing and amusing at the same time _darkness, but see it wasn’t all bad!
Now if only I got a fortune that said “you will become healthy, happy, wealthy and loved” and have that actually come true…
Of course the reading is gonna be accurate when everything they say is super vague and generic.
*face palm*
The illustrations were dope, though. Super random.
muspelhem, Don’t pop everyone’s balloons with logic! 🙂
Lol well not everyone is looking for change but I am desperately. Yes these things can be taken many ways…I certainly don’t subscribe to living my life by it I just think it’s fun and entertaining and good for a laugh….as is the death clock.