Man, that shit is so bunk. Last time I went to a spirit initiation ritual, we just ate a couple chicken heads and twirled around in circles until a buddy of mine ralphed all over the offering table. Then lord satan appeared to chastise him for getting the satin dirty. Satan likes his satin clean, man.
Satan just likes his satins, man. He’s no lion, he’s a ***** cat, meow. If you had ever met lord satan, you’d know. That guy has more frilly lace than a Victorian dress. And he doesn’t devour souls, he ‘massages’ them, as he calls it. I wouldn’t recommend a massage from him, though. Unless you’re into that sort of thing.
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Man, that shit is so bunk. Last time I went to a spirit initiation ritual, we just ate a couple chicken heads and twirled around in circles until a buddy of mine ralphed all over the offering table. Then lord satan appeared to chastise him for getting the satin dirty. Satan likes his satin clean, man.
Satan prowls around like a lion looking for souls to devour.
The Africans don’t be out there fucking with the lions https://youtu.be/Os72ZZYAVws https://youtu.be/1Za3w1SrTMo
You said it, shit is wack https://youtu.be/nN–1MvJdJM
Satan just likes his satins, man. He’s no lion, he’s a ***** cat, meow. If you had ever met lord satan, you’d know. That guy has more frilly lace than a Victorian dress. And he doesn’t devour souls, he ‘massages’ them, as he calls it. I wouldn’t recommend a massage from him, though. Unless you’re into that sort of thing.
Yes. They torment me every day.