You made me think of a terrible joke that a poor rich idiot told on the news one day:

A young boys English teacher visits his home to speak with his parents about his poor grades. When she asks for his father, he says “Ain’t here. Done goed to work.” To a request to speak with his mother, he replied “She ain’t here neither, she done went to the laundry mat for washed our clothes.” With an exasperated huff, she declares “You really need to work harder at communicating properly. Where in the world is your grammar?” to which he replies ” She ain’t heres none neither. She done gone to the store with granpap for get the cats some meat.”