A Story with SP Usernames

There “Once” was a “mountaingoat” who liked to walk ‘on the edge’ of a cliff. There, he found a “trappedFox.” Well, thanks very much for rescuing me, Mr. “MountainGoat,” said the “trappedFox.” But you do realize that I am your mortal enemy?

I was going to eat “An orange” or a “Baked13” potato, but since you’re here…what a “lovvely” little morsel you are… All I need is a little “a1957” sauce.

The “trappedFox” grinned and his sharp teeth sparkled like a “BlueDiamond” in the moonlight. The “mountaingoat” was scared and “crying1997.”

But lo- a “mindlessgamer619” happened to be walking along, but since he wasn’t paying any attention, he slipped on a banana peel and accidentally kicked the “trappedFox” off the cliff. “Mf”!!!!! shouted the “trappedFox,” as he fell down into the “eternaldarkness”…

Oh, thank the “luckystar” said the “mountaingoat,” who sighed with a big relief.

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Now come up with your own story using SP usernames and we’ll laugh along, in-between our sobs for our sweet death 😛