The Joys of Living

Once there was a sad man named Dan.
Regarding life, he wasn’t much of a fan.
He did not even enjoy green eggs and ham.
And some could even say that he was damned.

*Fox walks in*

What’s wrong my good man?
Dan mutters “pfft” and says “I’m the most miserable man in the entire land.”
“Why don’t you go outside and get a nice tan?”
The fox asks with an undisclosed drink in his hand.
Dan scoffed, then took and tossed the fox’s can.

“Why would you do something like that, Dan?!”
“Because I went to the beach and I was banned. Then a few d-bags stole my Vans.”
“Come on. It can’t be all that bad. Just look at that poor fella named Stan.”

*Stan, the lamb, walks in*

“Fox is right, Dan. Just look at me, I’m the world’s ugliest lamb.”
Dan gave a sad laugh and said “You’re right, Mr. Stan.”

So Dan got up and approached his van.
Started the engine and heard his favorite band.
“That’s what I’m talking about! Now this is my jam!”

Dan then thought “I’m gonna step on the gas as hard as I can.”
Dashing through the roads, Dan’s van ran and ran.
Until he came up to the bridge and nearly hit a man.
Where he swerved off the bridge and hit the water like debris from an old dam.

That was the end for the poor man know as Dan.
Then Fox and Stan looked at each other and said “How sad. How sad.”