I don’t wanna. Why do we have to live in this stupid society? It’s like being stuck inside a machine that’s got a whole lot of intricate components that aren’t designed together, and don’t function well together. Like trying to make smoothies with a blender with a gas engine and popsicle sticks as the blades. You have to hand crank it for a while and then everything goes splat all over the room, the blades snap off and you get a splinter in your eye. Fantastic. Who designed this stupid thing? They should all be shot in the street.
Us? Oh, no. We just have to make do with what we get. It’s not someone else’s fault we can’t make a gas powered, popsicle stick blender make a smoothie properly. Nooo, that’s all on the blendee. Bad operator. You should have known to pre-mash up all the ingredients with a jello-sledgehammer, duh.
I need a damned vacation from this stupidity. Who wants to go to Europa with me?
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Yeah, so if this vertical crankshaft engine driven blender with wooden blades makes a mess of the smoothie ingredients and slings a splinter into your eye, it’s all on the operator. Oh yeah, that’s right, uh huh of course, I mean especially if no pre-mashing occurred because we all should have been born just knowing (knew, or should have known) how to make smoothies in a gas powered wooden bladed blender. Yeah sure.
Did you know that all the coat hangers are made by one single company? What if they all started to design coat hangers that don’t hang on the racks, but the rack makers wanted to go in another direction entirely? All the coats would be flopping onto the floor, all over the world. It’s horrifying to think about.
Yeah like what if rack makers went magnetic and all our plastic hangers totally wouldn’t work?
Got any better suggestions?