It’s just nuts. If you fight a lion, you have a chance to win against it. Might be small, but you know what you can and can’t do, and it’s easy to understand the lion’s motivations – what it wants. But if you find yourself being ground in the gears of civilization, if you protest or fight against it, you’re considered crazy. I’ll take the lion any day. Give me a ravenous bear, or a wolverine, or an emaciated wolf. Human beings are the worst.
I guess I’m crazy. So here’s something crazy to destroy the world.
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You don’t have a zoo around where you live?
Yeah, but all those carnivores are all domesticated and well-fed. Plus, there are people standing around with like, cattle prods and stuff and EMT’s. That’s no good. And getting lost in the woods is a non-starter, since that’s near the police station and the woods aren’t really all that vast. I can still find t 7/11 pretty easily.
You’re way too pessimistic about this. Human beings are just the worst, for example at using cattle prods to keep lions from tearing your limbs off.
If that’s still not good enough, you can always parachute jump into the middle of Minnesota, I hear wildlife is quite lovely there this time of year.
Thanks for another cool video for us crazy protesters caught in those merciless gears of civilization. I’m still humming “The Guillotine”.