Honesty

I went in to pay two traffic tolls. This Blonde was there, not bad looking at all, about 26,I dealt with her before. ” Blondie, how are you? Good Christmas?” I said. ” I’m lonely, I was in bed, I don’t really know anyone” she said. Her honesty was very attractive and naturally the word ‘bed’ had caught my attention. Honesty is a very attractive quality, especially in relations between men and women,  both parties tend to have acute in built bullshit detectors, you try and bullshit the other party and you fail, if you’re completely honest in an uncensored manner you succeed. The best definition of honesty  being you live a mundane and prosaic life and have no hesistation in saying so, just like Blondie here, thats what had attracted me. When I was younger I thought the complete opposite and insisted on learning the hard way.”No one knows anyone, or if they do just a small circle. You’re probably on social media believing that garbage” I said. “Yeah, I”m addicted to that” she said. ” That’s designed to be addictive Blondie, I don’t go near it” ” What do you do then?” she said. “Youtube and a joint Blondie thats how exciting things get for me or anyone”. ” I never had a joint, I’d like to try it, someone would have to show me how though”. ” What do you have then?” I said. ” Wine” she said. ” I never had wine, I don’t get a buzz of alcohol blondie.” I said ” The way you keep saying Blondie is kinda good, I have 3 bottles of wine left at home, you should try it” she said.”That’s a good idea Blondie, just put this number in to your phone” I said.