I got a lesson a while ago but for some reason I refused to learn from the lesson, so it was going to be another lesson until the message got through.
I entered a shopping centre from the third floor entrance, an A4 paper prescription in my back pocket. My mind was on other things (suicide) so I cannot claim I was careful enough. Just as I was walking into a pharmacy on the first floor I checked the back pocket and the prescription was missing. I fucking panicked, it had fallen out somewhere in the shopping centre. I knew instinctively that a story involving someone ‘losing’ a prescription would not wash, particularly if the prescription involved a very valuable hard to get drug. I went to the customer service, this middleaged milf was serving ” Excuse me, did anyone hand in a prescription” I asked. ” No pet” said the milf. ” I lost a prescription a few minutes ago” I said. ” Awww, you poor thing, I’ll just ring security and the cleaners for you pet” said the milf, she was very maternal towards me. “Im afraid its bad news pet, nothing was handed in,maybe try again later” said the milf. What the fuck was i going to do, it was now 1 pm. I left the shopping centre and rang the prescribing doctor ” No, this is a controlled drug, if you lost the prescription that’s on you, not my problem, goodbye” said the doctor. What the fuck was I going to do, I rang one of these guys thats knows fucking everyone, he might be able to do something, ” Sleepers, no man, sorry, do u want any coke, good shit”.What the fuck was I going to do, I rang the shopping centre, got through to the same milf ” yes I remember you pet, nothing was hamded in, sorry” said the milf. I chanced my arm and went into a pharmacy I had been in a while ago, the last time I was in I had established a rapport with the pharmacist, I decided to come clean in the hope she might be sympathetic to my plight ” you didn’t hear it from me but if you try ( and she mentioned a pharmacy) now you didn’t hear it from me” she said with fluttering eyelashes. What a lady she was to get me out of this predicament.Never again would I put a foot wrong I pledged to myself, from now on I would behave in a manner befitting little lord fauntleroy, this was too close a call.