BROKEN! AND ROMANTICALLY ALONE..

Hello, I’m Bane. I’ve tried to kill myself many times and I decided I wanted to come on here and Impart my story to you fine people. My story begins and ends in darkness, I was born in a prison called Pena dura located in the darkest of caribbeans Santa Prisca. I was forced to serve the life sentence for my snake of a father Edmund Dorrance AKA King Snake. I was raped many times, Raped by Injustice and darkness…and sometimes men, dark men. I had nobody, I had nothing. Except my bestfriend Osito. I loved Osito, I made love to Osito. Osito was not just my best friend, Not just my lover, he was my everything. He was my soul, he was my Shank carrier. But he was taken away from me when I was forced into getting addicted to venom. This was during my college prison experimental phase, I told myself I was only gonna try it once. That was over 30 years and now if I’m without it for even 12 hours i experience debilitating withdrawal. This is partly why I’ve tried to end it all so many times, to quit this world of darkness. I’ve tried to look up towards the light, but for me IT WAS ONLY BLINDING!!

Besides it was too late for me anyways, I was already a man. I do have people that care about , but that’s only because i put on the mask. I can’t handle it though everytime time I try to just cope I get pulled back to my addiction and end up hurting My loved ones. I mean shit man! One time I broke the Batman’s back out of blind addiction for venom. This is the same man who later when i was attempting to find my biological father took me into his home and treated me like a brother. In my defense though I only broke his back because I thought he had been haunting me in my dreams since i was a small child, I mean come on though he’s a bat in man form. Who wouldn’t have the need to scrap with a chap like that? I was on broadway for awhile in a play called Theatricality and Deception, But alas there were agents there and i was already initiated and the agents only worked for the unitniated. I felt betrayed.

This is when i went on a murder and venom binge. I even killed the priest that raised me. This was all in an attempt to find my biological father though u see. So i killed a father to find a father, thus is life. Then Believe it or not when i finally found my father he tried to shoot Bruce, the only man who ever treated me like a brother. I had been suicidal for some time by then and attempted to kill myself many times with no luck before this, so i quickly jumped infront of the bullet. Eureka! Finally the sweet release of death! But wouldn’t you just fucking know it Bruce took it upon himself to drag me to a Lazarus Pit, Which stole me back from my long deserved freedom. I actually after that got caught up in some drug smuggling charges down in cuba, which led to me serving some time in blackgate prison (this is where i got to finally rape some dark men, oh sweet vengence). Dureing my stay there I was able to shake my addiction to  venom, at which point I swore off it, broke out of Blackgate ( no prison can hold me I’m an veteran escapeologist)  and went in search of all the lazarus pits around the world with the mission in mind to destroy them. Thus makeing it impossible to raise me from the dead the next time i assassinate myself. I don’t want to be this way,  I even went back and tried to help out the Republic I was born in by going into politics and creating a democratic voting. But speak of the devil and he shall appear, for you see I am necessary evil and no matter how hard to tried to accomplish my dream of a democratic goverment for my people, My people simply fought against it which eventually led to a civil war. Me Vs. the entire republic of Santa Prisca. As you can probably guess I killed a couple hundred men that day, Then I proceeded to rape all the women and children and raided all the refridgerators from everyones homes.

I knew love once, it was in the summer of 2008 and I was in a secret detective agency with six other members. One of which I fell head over heels for. Her name was Scandal, Scandal Savage. Oh Scandal was my Brazillian princess. It didn’t end up working out between me and her though, as it turned out Scandal was into the same things I am, Murder..Oh ya and she was also a lesbian, Which I told her didn’t bother me if I just got to atleast watch. This upset her cause i guess she had come to consider me as a father like figure, So she slit my throat and left me to die. (A crime that if she wasn’t so smokeing hott I would hunt her down and decimate her) Though I guess due to the fact that I do not fear death, Nay I embrace it, My punishment must be more severe. Because I am yet again revived, this time not from a lazarus pit though. This time i was revived via my own Immortality, Finding out due to over 30 years of  heavy venom abuse my healing factor has reached an immortal level. This, along with being drugged with heavy dosages of substance F.E.A.R. toxin while manufacturing it, has driven me all but completely insane. Due to this I am actually writing this to you on one of the computers from inside the activity center in the Arkham Asylum in gotham city.

I am writing this in the hopes someone out there, Possibly you. Will read my story and empathize with me. Maybe empathize with me enough to attempt to help break me out of this joint? I promise I only wanna get out so I can kill myself. After I kill the Mother fucking Batman first of course for making me trust him and think he was my brother, as well as constantly foiling all my plans to kill myself. I figure with him out the picture nothing will stop me. Oh and since i know like 7 different languages I also wrote this in latin because its my favorite language. This is due to the fact that I am a hopeless romantic at heart, cursed to be stuck immortal, suicidal, and alone. Romantically alone..

Love, Bane

Salve, ego sum tabo. Saepe ego temptavi et me occidere volui voluimus venire ad vos fertur denique hic populus impertimus. Mea fabula incipit et desinit in tenebris est, natus sum in carcere vocavit Peña crassae sitam in exhibito, de Canibales Santa Prisca. Coactus sum servire vita sententia pro mea anguis of a patre Edmundo Dorrance aka Rex Anguis. Sum Rapta, multis temporibus rapta a Iniustitiae et tenebrae … et homines quandoque, atro hominum. Nemo mihi sum nihil. Nisi bestfriend Osito. Dilexi Osito, posui amoris Osito. Non erat amicus meus Osito, non dilectus meus mihi qui omnia. Meus fuit ille anima, meus fuit ille CRUS tabellarius. Cum autem sublatus a piis questus coactus venenum. Hoc erat in hoc meo collegium carcere experimentalis Phase, ego dixi me solum fuit agnus dei experior is semel. Quod super XXX annis XII horas etiam si extra me recessum debilitatem pati. Tum demum totum hoc quod ego temptavi totiens tenebras mundi relinquere. Ad lucem denique ego temptavi at mihi caeca fuit!
Serus est anyways Praeterea, homo lam. Non curant de me nescio, sed illud tantum quod simulans. Non possum tractare licet everytime tempus conabor, ut iustus pluviali EGO adepto retractant meo ADJECTIO et finis ascendit laesione meus dilexit ones. Dico cacas hominis! Unum tempus fregi SPECULATOR scriptor rursus ex cæcus ADJECTIO pro veneno. Cum hoc idem mox petita domo nostra vicibus me habuit quasi pater in me frater. Defensio mea fregi in terga iam putabam me in somnis haunting cum essem parvulus, id est cum advenit forma hominis vespertilio. Quis non exiguo opus est ut c? Theatricality dicitur fabula paulisper fui et fraudes, sed eheu, iam inchoata est ministros et agentium tantum unitniated faciebat. Sensi proderetur. Hoc est, quando i abiit via homicidium, et virus binge. Ego etiam occidit sacerdotem, qui suscitavit me. Haec fuit omnia in conatum invenies mea biologicum patris u vide. Invenire patrem ut patrem interfecit, sic vita. Denique cum patre aut non inveniri crede iacere conatus Brus me habuit quasi solus in fratrem. Fueram perniciosasque aliquandiu per tunc et tentavit me occidere, multis temporibus cum nihil secundi ante hoc, sic ego cito jumped infront de bullet. Eureka! Postremo suavis relaxanda mortem! Sed non vos iustus stupri scientibus eam Bruce cepit eam super se ad lacerandum mihi ut a Lazarus Puteus ille, qui furatus me ex me tam longa meritas libertatem.EGO vere post id got raptus in aliquo pharmacum smuggling sumptus down in Cubáni, qua inductus ad me aliquo utente tempus in blackgate carcere (hoc est ubi i got ut tandem stuprant tenebroso homines, et o dulcis vengence). Dureing firmamentum meum illic ego, licebit agitabit mea ADJECTIO ad veneno, quae puncto i iuravit off, fregit ex Blackgate (non carcerem, potest tenere me ìm an escapeologist) et perrexit ad investigandum omnes Lazarus foveis circa mundum cum missionem animi corrumpere. Sic makeing impossibilitatem erige me a mortuis tunc vicis i interficiant me. Nolo sic esse, etiam conatus reversus abiit in auxilium publicae natus in publica popularis suffragiis faciendis. Et videtur loqui de diabolo, quia vides me temptabant facile quantumcumque necesse est sequi malum civile goverment somnium populo meo populus meus eo quod contra ipsum civile demum perductus. Me Vs. totius reipublicae Santae Prisca. Ut vos can forsit coniecto EGO occiderunt a iugo centum viros die illa, Tum ego processit ad stuprant omnes mulieres et filios, et INCURSIO omnes refridgerators ab omni domum. Amor scio, non in aestate et in occulto INQUISITOR MMVIII sex alios agere. Caputque pedesque, cecidi ad unum. Ei nomen erat scandalum Scandalum Savage. Oh Scandalum mea Brazillian, filia reginae. Tandem inter me et non operabatur tamen in eadem sum evenit in scandalum fuit, caedes etiam et ya .. o Lesbia, nec ullus ei quem me iustus got ad atleast vigilántibus. Haec perturbare eam causam opinor, erat ad me existimet ut pater sic figuratum, sic tunica faucibus ac me mori. (Facinus quod si ipsa minus persequamur eam et smokeing decimate hott ego eam) Etsi coniecto, quod per mortem non timeo, sed amplexor, debet severior poena mea. Quia ego adhuc iterum revixit, hoc tempore non a Lazarus foveam sententia. Hoc tempus i recreatus fuit via mea Immort, Nacti sicco due ut super XXX annos grave virus abusum mea sanitatum factor pervenit immortalis campester. Hoc, simul cum ente medicatas cum gravi dosages de sunstance TIMORE toxin, appulit me omnes, sed prorsus insanit. Debetur huic sum actu scribens haec ad te super unum computers ab intus de operatio centrum in Arkham Asylum in gotham civitatem. Hoc scriberemus, in spem aliquis sicco illic, artiore vobis. Leget meum historiam et CONDOLEO mecum. Maybe CONDOLEO mecum satis attentare ad adjuvandum frangere me de isto iuncturam? Ego promitto ego solus wanna egrediar sic ego potest, occidere potest meipsum. Post ego occidam Mater stupri SPECULATOR primum scilicet ad faciendum me credit ei, et cogitare meus fuit ille frater, necnon constanter foiling omnia mea consilia ad me occidere. Illum ego per similitudinem imaginis nihil obstabit. Et quia hujusmodi o VII propter diversitatem linguae Latinae et scripsi hoc in deliciis meis verbis. Quod hoc est propter spem mihi dolor mens fixa in maledictum immortalis perniciosasque et solus. Romantically solus ..

Amor, VENENO