I just sent an e-mail to a site that (supposedly) does contract killing.
Yep.
They’ll hopefully kill me (I haven’t received a response yet) and then they can do whatever the fuck they want with my shit. Sell it, break it, donate it, I don’t give a fuck.
Pathetic, can’t even kill myself. Need to hire it out. Oh well. Hopefully they’ll get back to me and this will end quickly. If they’ll even do it. If this is even a real site and not someone trying to be funny.
This is terribly reckless. And I find myself not caring.
See y’all on the other side, if all goes well!
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i doubt that serious contract killers are available public, online. Be careful, the’ll want your money, or worst, they try to catch killers and send them in prison. Did you protect your ip address while writting your message, at least ?
do they kill you wherever you are? i need that site pls..
all illegal stuff, easily found online, should be suspect. Be careful people.
Don’t be surprised if it’s some chubby mouthbreather who’s a Level 30 Manky Ringpiece that knocks at your door (much tactic) saying “all your life are belong to I” or some other absurd shit.
…hmm…”contract killer”…I could work with that. If such a business existed, I’d be a prime candidate. Then again…they’d most likely contact you first.