#1 god : I became an atheist with 17, studying science and phylosophy a lot, if I could travel in time I’d like to have understood the universe before, but I was so stupid and busy.
#2 love : All I see is divorce, splits, and people betraying.It’s the real thing, true love is a fairy tale thing.
#3 happy endings : At least not for me.
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1) That Peyton Manning is a good quarterback
2) That OJ Simpson is black
3) That Hulk Hogan isn’t Paula Deen’s male reincarnation
Peyton Manning may have stats to suggest he’s good, but evolution has evidence to support it but that doesn’t make it true, ask Billy Bang GunGun my neighbor
1. Reincarnation into albino fennec foxes: If reincarnation were true, I believe we would be able to choose what we want to become, and I’m sure everyone would want to reincarnate as an albino fennec fox. But there are so few of them . . . so maybe I just don’t believe in reincarnation 😕
2. The non-existence of unicorns: I promise, they are real things. And I don’t care what anyone says. Even if they are extinct, they were here once.
3. That I’m being logical at the moment: nuff said
1 – The cake. Need I say more?
2 – That our issue combat boots were made for ‘every man.’… Who is this mythical ‘every man’? Those constructs of evil were the reason I stole err ‘acquired’ my US issue jungle boots in the first place.
3 – That I was put here for a reason. I can find logic in everything to do with my life, but when I question why I was put here…yeah, I come up with nothing. I fuckin’ hate it when people use that against me.
1) Apparently Michelle Obama is a man.
2) The Easter Horse.
3) That some stuff can be made to fit inside other stuff.
Hahaha…funnily enough, I met a Samoan guy who owned a horse named ‘Easter’. When I asked him why he gave the horse that name, he promptly replied “because Easter best!”
That was fecking nails…good times, good times.
1) God, or any “higher power”
Nah. A “higher power” simply does not exist.
2) An afterlife
That, too, doesn’t exist. We die, we just…stop existing. We’re done. No concrete evidence to support that, but it’s what I believe.
3) Psychology
They basically just bullshit till they get it right.
4) Free will
How does that not conflict with #1? I’m sure I don’t know, but there’s some weird disease/affliction thing that somebody had, and…eh. I’ve yammered on and on about this before, I think.
5) Psychic powers
Yep, there’s books galore about them, but for some reason I can’t accept it. Seems like inarticulable bullshit.
6) That I was put here for a reason
Nah. That reason is that my mom and dad fucked, and out came a little baby. The same reason holds true for every single one of you.
And there you go. Double what you asked for. 😛