Sometimes I wish I was a robot. I mean, damn it’s like my body is PMSing non stop. One minute I’m alright and then the next I want to kill everyone in the house and then myself.
Just shoo anxiety, shoo depression. Scat, get away! Before I get the rolled up newspaper and start beating my head with it. Like a fly on the wall.
Screw meds, we need a new form of flyswatters….. mentalissueswatters
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Bear in mind that robots tend to rust over time, and most AIs tend to go…“rampant” as they age. Hmm…a MISsile would be an effective deterrent to those thoughts circling ’round in our heads, for now however, we just need to keep our minds occupied with other more pressing matters.
…or you know, go absorb a few more dragon souls. 🙂
Heheh yeah then I can fus-ro-da the shit out of these thoughts.
I used to think that life was hard and felt suicidal at all times, and then i took an arrow to the knee.
Believe it or not I once went on a dialogue genocide to every guard that said anything about their knee hahaha
I believe that. Any sane person would do that after seeing the internet FLOODED with jokes about it. Hell, i didn’t play skyrim until i heard so many variations of that phrase that i just had to >_<