As soon as I saw him put the chicken nuggets in the oven, I thought to myself “Please don’t burn the chicken nuggets please don’t burn the chicken nuggets please…”
And… last thing he says… yeah.
I hereby admit I’ve never been high, and have always wondered if that’s what it’s like.
I’ve been AROUND people who are high, in a room saturated with the smoke, and everyone seemed to be somewhere between distracted and hilarious.
The sign that says “Welcome To Hell”… this reminds me of a story!
A few years ago (ok, decades ago), I was visiting a friend who lived a few hours away. He was really bad at giving directions (possibly dyslexic). He painstakingly wrote out detailed directions to his house, but ended up having me turn the wrong direction at one point.
Soon after I realized I was lost, I saw a sign that announced I was now entering “Hell, Michigan”.
I’d heard it existed but had never been there before that moment.
So I can honestly say I have been to Hell.
And back.
I found humor in it AFTER I got safely to my destination and back home again.
I tend to freak out about driving to unfamiliar locations. I worry I’ll have car trouble, or will get lost, or hijacked by Martians dressed as construction workers, or whatever else happens to people foolish enough to leave the safety of home.
While I’m clean now and have been for years, I did my share of drugs, probably yours too. What tickles me with this song is “I’m like uncomfortably high…” I remember once, I was unaware that my pal had added something extra. Then I proceeded to melt into the sofa. I could go on and on with stories of going too far. It gets scary, especially with the more serious things.
Also, Cordless, you’re comment is mildly deceptive. As I believe you’re saying “I’ve never been high (on pot), ” but you simply said never been high. I believe you have an array of opiates at your disposal , no?
All in all though, Lil D is something I just like to chill to.
I say get a spinner wheel, possibly from “The game of LIFE” affix labels of pill bottles. Then get a Dice popper, like from “trouble” use that to determine quantity.
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As soon as I saw him put the chicken nuggets in the oven, I thought to myself “Please don’t burn the chicken nuggets please don’t burn the chicken nuggets please…”
And… last thing he says… yeah.
I hereby admit I’ve never been high, and have always wondered if that’s what it’s like.
I’ve been AROUND people who are high, in a room saturated with the smoke, and everyone seemed to be somewhere between distracted and hilarious.
The sign that says “Welcome To Hell”… this reminds me of a story!
A few years ago (ok, decades ago), I was visiting a friend who lived a few hours away. He was really bad at giving directions (possibly dyslexic). He painstakingly wrote out detailed directions to his house, but ended up having me turn the wrong direction at one point.
Soon after I realized I was lost, I saw a sign that announced I was now entering “Hell, Michigan”.
I’d heard it existed but had never been there before that moment.
So I can honestly say I have been to Hell.
And back.
Cordless has been to Hell, and back. What an ultimate badass.
(That is freaking hilarious.)
I found humor in it AFTER I got safely to my destination and back home again.
I tend to freak out about driving to unfamiliar locations. I worry I’ll have car trouble, or will get lost, or hijacked by Martians dressed as construction workers, or whatever else happens to people foolish enough to leave the safety of home.
My brother loves this guy. We used to play his stuff out loud over and over.
P.S. Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine the sun having genitalia.
Now I’m going to think of this at the most awkward moments….
Gas station lady: “Wow, it sure is sunny out today, huh?”
Me: “Yes… sunshine is… spurting everywhere…”
Gas station lady: “What?”
Me: “Um… $20.00 on pump three, please.”
While I’m clean now and have been for years, I did my share of drugs, probably yours too. What tickles me with this song is “I’m like uncomfortably high…” I remember once, I was unaware that my pal had added something extra. Then I proceeded to melt into the sofa. I could go on and on with stories of going too far. It gets scary, especially with the more serious things.
Also, Cordless, you’re comment is mildly deceptive. As I believe you’re saying “I’ve never been high (on pot), ” but you simply said never been high. I believe you have an array of opiates at your disposal , no?
All in all though, Lil D is something I just like to chill to.
I’ve never been high on anything illegal.
😉
Not sure any of the medications I have are opiates…
I have amitryptaline, tramadol, nabumetone, rizatriptan, and medroxyprogesterone…
Which makes me sound like a walking medicine cabinet, but the only one I take every day is the amitryptaline. The others are just “as needed”.
And “needs” vary from week to week. 😉
Plus you have mild dyslexia,
Bottle: take 1 every 12 hours
Cordless: “take 12 every hour, seems excessive…. OK”
That reminds me, I’m due for the next dose….
Although it wasn’t me that had dyslexia, it was the guy who gave the bad directions.
So that means I should… take… 12, …no… one… wait.
How about I just dump all the pills together into a strawberry smoothie and call it good…?
I say get a spinner wheel, possibly from “The game of LIFE” affix labels of pill bottles. Then get a Dice popper, like from “trouble” use that to determine quantity.
But then the quantity couldn’t go any higher than 6…..
Maybe I could take it apart and substitute the six-sider for one of my D&D 20-siders.
Yes…. in my younger years I was a D&D nerd.
I have the biggest collection of dice any lady-nerd ever owned.
I never d&d but always thought it looked cool. I did warcraft though. Not the same I know. I always wanted to check out Morton’s list too.
I just noticed all three videos have this in common: He either jacks off or gets laid in all of them, and all of them show him sitting on a toilet.