My suicidal feelings over the past few months culminated last week when I threw myself from my loft with a noose tied around my neck. I dangled around for a little, but the rope snapped, sparing my existence and leaving me with a nasty mark to cover up. Ironically, this botched attempt only made me more resolved to end my life. I came up with this idea that I would self-immolate myself in a public place, like the Buddhist monks during the Vietnam War. I’ve always been a flamboyant guy, with a fiery personality–it only makes sense that I should go out in a stunning […]