I cant get anything right. I’m on my 4th attempt, every other attempt would have worked for anyome else but it seems like the world just wants me to suffer.
I wrapped my car around a tree at 120mph, climbed out of the roof and walked away not a scratch on me.
I highsided my motorbike in excess of 130mph, and just rolled into a ditch, not a scratch on me.
I locked myself in a tiny bathroom, sealed all the vents, with 4kg of smouldering charcoal, and I woke up with nothing but a headache.
I have 2.6g of Sertraline, 24g of Paracetomol, and 8g of Ibuprofen. I […]