Do you want to go to heaven after suicide?
Well that is now possible, because the pink unicorn that likes to run around on the moon, will grant you access to heaven.
How? Well all you need to do is make a donation to my bank account which is AmM9238-8374839-335 of $2013.59. And make sure you add as a reference to this payment “I (insert name here) take pink unicorn as my lord and saviour till death do us part”. And i will read the unicorn bible everyday day. TEEHEE:” make sure you add TEEHEE that is vital
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Hail to the pink unicorn!!!!
See I’m sane…
I’d rather take my pink elephants on parade.
I feel called to be a pink unicorn follower. I think its a sign from the Gods of Unicorns.
plookamadooo to you all
I am enlightened finally!
the pink unicorn tried to argue for the dinosaurs dominance over the planet E-arth. But then the god named “givemesomepeace” advised that maybe a species with idiotic emotions would rule the world better….
I feel for the mental retards who may actually stumble upon this post and actually try and make a donation. Oh, sorry, I made a politically incorrect statement… “mentally challenged”. Fuck it, you know who you are. drrrrrrrrr
For the record, I don’t want to get into heaven because I hear a lot of assholes by way of a pink unicorn are getting in. Just Saying…POOP
Rather a pink unicorn than that f#ckin’ pink rabbit. Bad feels.
@eternalrest are you kiwi as well? According to that Sex post. I thought I was the only one.
yeah… im kiwi… sigh
Finally…another kiwi. It ain’t that bad, we’re a rarity on this site, too many Yanks and Canucks etc. And at least you’re the same timezone, guess everyone else is asleep.
No no sleeeeeep here, donate me sleeping pills!!!
yeah, they are all asleep, except for givemesomepeace. she is fukd up
this mushroom taste nice
Is that so? Looked like y’all had a nice chat on that other post. What kinda mushroom you having.
seriously fucked up lolz on the phone
some wierd looking mushroom i thought id fry up, found it in the front yard. not a magic one though
Ha. I tend to avoid that stuff round my place, bad experience. Where bouts you live? If you don’t mind me asking
capital city
Welly? Damn, I flew in there once, wind was brutal. I’m from Auckland. So yeah, enjoying your mushroom?
eternalrest, I love your description of the race that replaced dinosaurs as rulers of Earth.
no, just thought it was magic m=but it wasnt
hah yeah someone made the wrong choice huh vedura
chek ur gmail roguelonesome
*checks Gmail*
Your offer is very generous but I feel I must decline. Spending an eternity with the people who believe that they’re going to Heaven after they die doesn’t sound like much fun to me. One lifetime here on Earth with them was enough. Thanks.
…that ex of yours, the dude with the shitty haircut… fuck, he was a coward. I mean, yeah, you went off the bat at me with some,pretty whack shit, but I didn’t call you crazy or make you feel the slightest bit uncomfortable. Yet he — the guy who is supposed to fucking love you and whatnot — gave you a host of labels and decided to run off with those bitches from FB. I think you found it hard to comprehend that you could actually tell someone in excruciating detail that you wanted to cut someone’s throat whilst enjoying it, and not scare them away. The truth is I’d do far worse, and besides you were like five-foot nothing and I’d have squashed you.
Not that I ever wanted to.
Anyway, why am I replying to a dead girl’s post?! Fuck knows. I miss you still. Hell, besides your sister I may be the only other person who truly misses you and your countless rants. BUT at least you cared about the important issues. You get cookies for that, Ms. W. Or Export Gold. Whichever you fancy. I saw the place where you fell… You knew better than to be there. You knew damn well you shouldn’t have been there, but you still went.
…and again — WHY THE FUCK DID YOU CALL ME. You still haven’t told me that yet, and I need to know. What’s more… if you somehow made it home, and after you decided to call me after six months… what would’ve happened then? That was your fate, though. I was always just meant to be that *one* friend to you, because I ended up meeting my love not longer after you left. We were all connected somehow, and that “somehow” is this fucking site. We were all connected, and we still are. I wish you could meet her, W… This girl I’m living for… well, I think you’d both have gotten along very well. Yeah, she’s having a tough time, but she fights hard. So fucking hard…
You’re gone and I miss you. Fuck, I still fucking talk to you and expect a reply. How fucked up is that, huh?! I’ll live and I’ll survive, for my baby girl, and so I can continue to share my memories of you with everyone I come across. They need to know who you really were. If such awesomeness can even be put into mere words that is…
I love you, my friend. I miss you, too. I’m still fucked up as you can see, but I’m hoping that’ll change one day. You just… keep dancing atop the clouds with your pink unicorn and be at ease. You no longer need to fight.