Do you want to go to heaven after suicide?
Well that is now possible, because the pink unicorn that likes to run around on the moon, will grant you access to heaven.
How? Well all you need to do is make a donation to my bank account which is AmM9238-8374839-335 of $2013.59. And make sure you add as a reference to this payment “I (insert name here) take pink unicorn as my lord and saviour till death do us part”. And i will read the unicorn bible everyday day. TEEHEE:” make sure you add TEEHEE that is vital