I have no family.
I have no friends.
Just got fired from my job.
I have no money.
Lost my house in the divorce.
Failed all my classes in college.
I’m sick and no one knows what’s wrong.
Wouldn’t you die too?
Thing is, I used to work in the trauma ICU, so I know how to supposedly kill yourself. I’ve seen people survive an attempted hanging from the sixth floor and had the rope break, falling all the way to the ground. He survived with no complications. I’ve seen gun shot wounds to all points of the head, chest and abdomen that have survived. There were patients that lived after 70 mph wreaks, overdoses, stabbings, etc. Does anybody know a sure fire way to do it? And if it could look like an accident that would be great. Suicide is going to be embarasing.
Thanks,
Steph
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You have no family, really? No one to mourn after you?
Hello Steph, are you a nurse?
If you have no friends and no family, why need it look like an accident? This makes no sense to me. To answer your question, there is no easy way to kill yourself. I hope you will give your life some time and try to sort out some of your problems before you make the ultimate decision. I am all for people making their own choices, but I also believe in fair chances and informed decisions.
I don’t think you need to invalidate her feelings. If she wants to do it it is her choice. Stop trying to control her.
I know your situation brother, but you must first pray to god!
If god says that it’s ok to come back home, and that he still loves you…well
There is no surden way to kill yourself! Personally, i would recomend buying a gun and going deep into the woods with it, in order to make sure i dont get any “help” The shoot myself in the head. Best choice!
There however is another alternative. But please, before this consider what you are doing! I know where you are man, because i’ve both been there, and am there right now! Atleast pray to god once! Atleast once, like i did!
If god says that it’s ok to come home then…
http://news.yahoo.com/s/dailybeast/13734_suicidekitsthe91yearoldwomansellinginstantdeathontheinternet
As you can see, there is a method and a way. Pick all the parts of the set CAREFULLY, and replace Helium with ********, if possible. Say your ordering the tank for Paint Ball!
http://www.co2paintballguru.com/********-paintball-tanks.html
Contact ergo here!
http://assistedsuicide.org/blog
If you cannot get ********, then i suggest that you get an “assistant” from them Officially be will only be “observing” your suicide. In reality he will be holding you down, because;
“Loss of consciousness (5-10 sec), involuntary convulsions (15-20 sec), decortication rigidity (abnormal posturing/ movements) (20-40 sec), decerebration rigidity (40-50 sec), second decortication rigidity (1 min 10 sec), loss of muscle tone, (1 min 30-40 sec) – this is where you vomit into lungs/ lose bowel and bladder function and last isolated muscle movement (4 min 10-30 sec). Bearing in mind that it takes upwards of 5 mins without oxygen before the brain activity ceases completely.â€
Write a suicide letter. Learn and study! Learn about Paintball! What kind of tanks it has. You need to be convinding when you order the ******** tank. If you say your ordering it for filling tires, the company will ask, why not do it here, since we have all the equipment right here?
It needs to be for PAINTBALL!
Contact Ergo please! Order a bag from this adress. Send them 60-dollars and you will get a hood!
GLADD Group
3755 Avocado Blvd # 166
LA MESA CA 91941
Study about this method! Order first 1 tank for practice. Empty it to see if the flow is steady. Find a plastic tube that will stick to the flow fitting. You could give this one a try.
http://www.peacefulpillhandbook.com/page/Buy+Helium+Fittings
Remember, that god loves you, and Jesus died for ALL your sins! Suicide too is a sin, but Jesus died for ALL OUR SINS at the cross! This is why you will get help on the other side, if you ever make if that far!
Pray! Study! Pray! Study! Try to fix your life if at all possible. Contact Ergo please! If you cant get a ******** tank you will need someone to hold you down, once the sezures start with the Helium method. He will oficcially be obversing. If done right, there will be NO PAIN!
Pratice pretending seizures and see how the set fits! Tape the tube into the plastic bag REAL WELL! Also the tube attached to the flow fitting MUST NOT COME OFF! It must last for around 5-minutes, NO MATTER WHAT! Plan, practice! Study!
Or, buy a gun, and go to some deep, remote loaction. My advice, and highly more effective then playing around with depriving your brain of oxygen. For me, it is my ONLY CHANCE, since i cant get a gun!
Why do we always get god preachers here, most are NOT looking for god but an escape that feels overwhelming, leave church stuff out of this please and stand on a box in the high street and look mental..
If you care enough about embarrassment then you clearly care enough to live. IMO.
Jesus how can so many different ways like those fail, either they were exstremely lucky or extremely unlucky, Is there any way ud prefer to go?
I wonder if one would survive stabbing oneself in the neck, aiming for the carotid artery, by night and deep in the woods
Knowing the luck of people on this sight, they would be found by a camping party of paramedics or something :-/
lmfao .. when the universe hates your guts, it really hates your guts
Amen to that, tho ud imagine it would want to get rid of u faster for feck sake!
it’d rather keep you here to watch you suffer, hang on to hope, lose your mind trying to make sense of why you’re still here .. the universe is a sick, perverted mind lol
some may get a taste of happiness, only to have it taken away -_-
As a sick and twisted individual i get the universes sense of humour, the kicks it gets by keeping us here sometimes ithink its kinda funny in a “ive nothing left to do but laugh at this” sort of way.
procel: do you have a religion ? do you believe in God ?
Im baptised a catholic but i think most of thats bull. As for god(s) sometimes i believe there is something, an entity of sorts other times i find it impossible to believe that such a thing exsists. What about u?
I was raised a catholic & gave up on religion when I was 14
many contradictions .. many unanswered questions .. I haven’t felt any different since I gave up on religion
I don’t believe there’s such a thing as a benevolent ruler of our lives, nor do I believe in the devil
Ya theres too much bull in the religion i once tried to read the bible, got through genisis and gave it up as a badly written fiction. There is no reall need for religion in life when u think bout it. Nd i like to have something high above to give credit to any achievments, tho take credit myself for failures lol so what do u believe in then truthbetold?
I believe in multiple lifetimes and that we’re embodied essences that come to this planet to experience, learn and grow
I also believe in ETs & the existence of higher planes of reality .. also, I feel like the majority of humans are children in terms of ‘spiritual maturity’
When u say multiple life times do u mean as humans or as different animals and such?
Of course Aliens exsist the universe is too big for only earth to have life on it.
As for higher planes of reality that has always intrigued me it makes alot of sence. 99% of humans id say