well finally I get to lay to rest in a few hours THANK GOD (lol whats so funny I just recently started saying thank god the past couple days knowing I will be dead and at peace).
Just printed my last few letters for mailing and can now relax my last few hours. Just have my hand written suicide note to be left behind, which will be short n sweet.
So I’ll have a few drinks, suck down some premo 420 and eat a home made 420 brownies I made a few days ago around 7PM EST
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This is scary……do you really have the confidence to do it?!reading this I thought I was about to die I’m about to pray like I never did before I can’t comprehend it oh crap I’m scared now !!!!’
That is alot of brownies, oh and OutceSuicide, oh crap is right…imagine the size of your shits after eating that many brownies. 😀
lol I am only eatin 1 brownie for my own pleasure, I have a daul helium Exit Bag system setup I rigged a few days ago. I have had failures before, not this time
🙁 if you do which I pray you don’t I may sound crazy but can you comeback in the afterlife if possible and tell us how it is and eat as many brownies as you can I mean want
Biscuit of death-aye watch the name OUTCESTICIDE. But you’re forgiven
@DazelRay – Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, i thought you siad you were going to eat lots of brownies, well i hope your suicide goes well.
Well good-bye and as always In-La-Kesh.
Oh and do not forget to check that it will all go well. 😀
@DazedRay
So why are you leaving?
And can I just say, Suicide by Brownie, just for inventing that, you should have your own Wikipedia entry. Epic.
mmm could not wait & eatin a brownie now. I’d show you pictures of my exit setup, but I have my camera hooked up to my VCR to record everything to expidite my body being proccessed with coroner. I directed al usable organs be donated to those who have a chance at a life. My disabling condition does not allow life.
Damn best batch a brownies I have ever made
I must say these last comments from you all is making me laugh, which I need before I go. Glad to be checking in here my last few hours of breath
Well at least I get to say BYE :)/:( have a happy ever after I guess
I wonder why no-one is commenting.
Anyone commenting?
No?
You all fucked-off then is that it?
Oh well fuck youse then.
(Joking)
News Notice
Person Died yesterday eating a whole batch of Marajauna brownies. Became constipated tried to poo & popped a blood vessel & bled to death on the pot.
Brownie and blood sounds yummy
BREAKING NEWS
Man eats lots of brownies, run into a large crowd and become the world’s first shit suicide bomber.
If you really go, take care, travel safe, sleep tight, rest in peace, say hi to Saint Peter from me. Imagine being Heaven’s only bouncer. Must be one Hell of a tough job…
there is no if about my dieing tonight. It’s been hell prolonging it to be certain it completes successfully.
Just rolled 1 up to smoke, Lite em if you got em
Dazedray dazedray what should I said I made this poem about you today read it fast and incoherently brownies are good brownies you should have for lunch and dinner then you shall be a winner they might make you thinner we all are beginners I eat brownies for a snack I put them in a pack NO! I won’t share why would you dare get away I wear a toupee……….I’m really bored & have become your stalker see you through your window 😉 jk
I’d telecast it live through my pc if I had the energy to set it up & thought any1 really cared to watch. Plus knowing cops they would track those who watch & try to bust them for something stupid
Yea!haunt me in my sleep no haunt me while I’m awake & icare I still wouldn’t be on this commenting I don’t wanna watch someone awesome die
Please don’t do this. I know it has been hard, but it can get better. You can find help