People stumble around for their days lacking purpose. Many yearn for death while others just stupefy in their decaying brain juices, consuming and procreating blindly, never knowing why.
It’s because people are looking for something to come along, waiting for something to happen. Well I’m not gonna wait any longer. I have chosen my purpose, and I will follow my destiny with a passion. You see, I have decided to become a savior of sorts. I have decided to deliver the suicidal souls who long for death yet cannot do so because the man has made a dignified end illegal.
You call me, and for a nominal fee I’ll make sure you die painlessly and at a time unknown to you but deliberated over and planned painstakingly by me. You can rest assured that any day soon, you could be drinking a cup of tea which might very well be your last. And once I have slain enough tortured souls to pay my dues, I will kill myself at a time that even I will not know when.
You would not believe the peace of mind that the knowledge of imminent death brings, and you won’t be disappointed by my services. Call me now!
(PS don’t call me I’m not actually the grim reaper)
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Totally powerless over anyone, other than our selves.