Hey Mike….thank you for the invite….would love to stop in and crap all over you from time to time when i’m not busy working the site and saving my own sorry ass….just wanted to let you know that you were one that helped me when I first got here a short while ago…wanted to say thanks before the poop slinging starts…lol
if you get a chance while you fellas are playing at killing the world and each other…lmao…silly men….lol….would you take a gander at this link for me….it will pretty say it all for me without excess verbage….which i looooove btw….just warning you….you don’t know what you just asked for….lol
no….i’m mike…no more MW…i just wanna say incase i don’t get the chance or don’t remember…..Dawg….you are the man….you deserve the best that life has. I know you have a shit storm that will probably end up hitting you someday but I wish like hell it doesn’t. You have a calm about you even with all that you know that might happen. You say things that set people at ease even though you live with what you do. Lon3……you are the man! You been through it all…..and life has thrown you a bunch of shit because you were being the MAN. That’s wrong! Be strong and live because the world needs people like you. AMA….you have lots of things to say….lots of deep things to say. You know stuff and understand and someone is gonna read what you wrote and understand…you can help someone. All of you can help someone!!!
well my best advice for moderating and hosting this sort of post would be….good luck….lol….folks will just come and go Mike….no pressure….but your post could get a real good crapping….lol….just saying
The Unsinkable Polly Brown
lmao at myself as usual
have to ask the old one about those things Mike….I just close my eyes and click…lol
myself i just go back and forth between this and something else….say killing zombies for pocket money and useless worthless prizes like restaurant.com gift cards and walmart gift cards that are only good in the US…maybe i can win enough by the time i die of old age to send to Dawg to get his gaming system….lol….and you can always trash your own posts at anytime….just saying…if it gets too much in here….lol
Hey Chrissie,
What are you stressing about….It’s all good here….just some lines harder to sell than others….that’s all….like Jesus….a fisher of men….you gotta reel em in first…just saying
it was perfect, it is perfect, it will be perfect as you are perfect
Amakua
No you won’t! Quit lying to yourself … besides – if you pester me to death it’ll save me the trouble of all the plotting and planning … I’m such a lazy procrastinator π π
Wth..I watched.Uk vs Tenn. Today..stressed me out..went to the mall, hot topic totally gave me a headache..went to the eye Dr. Just overall had a stressful day..I want to drink.
IΓ’β¬β’ll Γ’β¬ΕhijackΓ’β¬Β yours Mike! IΓ’β¬β’m more of a Γ’β¬ΕRobot ChickenΓ’β¬Β humor guy but why am I in tears laughing watching this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaoLU6zKaws
I’m in tears because i haven’t gotten any west coast sunsets…lol. just kidding just kidding. i got some nice snow pics from my ‘hood but wouldn’t know how to put them here
actually i wanted to move to North Carolina and start a brand new life for me which meant leaving hockey behind and start liking basketball…..scary…lol
Heyyyy you guys! MW, I can call you Mike now? I was just skimming over the comments, so I have no idea what you guys are talking about… I saw Tom Brady and I was like, “That’s my man!” hahaha
I’m gonna go disappear for a little bit and come back just as mysteriously. ;]
I didn’t say my good bye’s to you GG…..You were there when I just wanted to chat…you are someone that deserves alot out of life but just hasn’t gotten it yet. you are kind hearted, helpful and someday things will go right for you. Just gotta wait for those (can’t remember the word you used) people to lose their jobs so you can slip into their position. wish you the best
I was too in Michigan last week. Now we have maybe a foot of snow in two days. I had back surgery end of November so i’m grounded from any snow shoveling. I actually love snow removal…
tob Brady is Quarterback for New England Patriots – american football … they’re playing the Denver Broncos … killing them is more like it 35-7 at half time … Broncos Quarterback Tim Tebow is best known for all his praying and love for christ on the field – getting his ass kicked LMAO – guess jesus just isn’t a big broncos fan LMAO
Yo! Sorry, just walked to the corner store in my jammies like I always do…watching the good parts of Apocalypse Now…”this is the end…my only friend” so bad ass.
@Lon….OMG ….that was hysterical the first time i saw it and fuckin funnier this time….thanks….that being said…i don’t feel quite so stooopid today….nice one on ya last night….getting GoodGirl and Sophia confused in your twisted mind….fun to watch….lol….but i understand your confusion at least….they are both very mystical looking beauties….but be careful….or perhaps i should be warning them…lol
@GoodGirl….did you notice Lon’s fascination with you and the other dark seductress….just thought i’d warn you….i think he’s combined you both in his sick twisted mind and is massaging his head while thinking about it….oh shit….dirty minds…you know the one on his friggin’ shoulders….you people….lol
@Mike….hockey….what is hockey???….do I stink out a fellow Canuck?….lmao
if so just be careful….Lon’s gonna wanna move in with you next…lmao
@Chrissie….sooo what do you like to drink when you are stressed?….me I just go get the 99 cent can of chocolate frosting from the fridge and a spoon…..ayup….works every time….lol….
what are you thinking now GoodGirl?….hmmmm….wonder if Lon knows that story…lol
and last but not least….my favourite….@Dawg….i think i may have actually inspired someone……what the fuck do I do now????…..lol
I like when they knock on the trashed hotel room door to give the drunk drugged out Captain Willard his next mission and he asks “What are the charges?”… I think I’m chatting with myself…sorry didn’t mean to hijack…its the vodka.
I remember a comedian who noted that athletes thank God when they win, but blame themselves when they lose. Just once, I’d like to see a losing QB say on national TV, “Oh yeah, we were in the game…until Jesus made me fumble.”
ahhh crap….can’t keep up….just realized haven’t eaten anything since midnight last night…my bad….sorry….will go get my frosting and try i said try to catch up….lmao
Hey Porphyrous….did i spell that right?…lol…reading Lon’s comments are making me feel drunk tonight…lol…how goes the colour purple?….going foraging for food….hope to see you soon
I’m used to people spelling it any ole which way, but…yep, you’re correct, got it in one. π
Things are okay tonight. My son is on one side of me, playing Portal 2. My wife is on the other side of me, playing The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword. Maggie is on her computer learning how to put makeup on from YouTube. I’m just puttering at the moment.
Okay. I put my mood at a 4 at the moment. Still need to nip out to the garage and find another “means”. My wife keeps finding all my cords and cables and hiding them all away.
Yeah, I remember our first convo Mike, you thought I knew who you were for a minute. lol And american football is the best…just sayin. Thanks for saying all those kind things to me. I said I’d have to steal some “working class asshole’s” job, btw. ha :]
And goodbyes?? Are you leaving us, Mike?
Amakua, Yeah, I noticed Lon messed me and Sophia up. It was kinda funny.
And don’t feel alone, I don’t think I can keep up with these guys either. Sloooow typer.
okay here is my feeble attempt to catch up…let me see
@Mike…aka mwtele…any others in there with you?…just wondering
I don’t know how to curl the stone but I could probably show you how to stone the gurl….i mean curl…well …since we are neighbours and all….would your last name possibly be Rogers?…lol…and do i sense you would like to share something…are you gonna spill?…lol
@chrissie….are you then in Michigan as well?….if so maybe one or both of you could do me a favour???….lol…my ex is in Michigan….and i was just wondering if….lol…fantasizing really…lol….welcome neighbour….hope it doesn’t get too raw for ya
@Lon….look at you all talking to yourself again….you might not need the PTSD defense….I think it’s quite possible you may be psychotic after all….lmao…are you drooling and rolling your head as well?….and please describe the pajamas in full detail…visual person here…just asking…lol
@Porphyrous…..mmmmmmmm….soup…lol….so where are u from again.?…is that what you all call the modern age family time….ignoring each other but all together in one space…lmao….and read The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo….strange…..are you on the first one?….would start a book club….but that one isn’t PG enough for this lot…lol
@and again…last but never least…Dawg….sorry….i’m near London here….about 2 hours southwest of Toronto….that’s why i’m sorry….i’m closer than you think…lol
i have family in Bobcaygeon…friends really….confusing…but was up there clearing brush for a month one summer….now do you remember?….
Hey Dawg,
just wanted to leave you a crumb….would really like a moment of your time if you are around or maybe later….no pressure….just needed help downloading something…of a personal nature…let me know….i think this won’t be too bad this time…which is what is really bothering me…some good things are happening as well and not sure how to accept or compart”mental”ize them. hope i talk to you soon…if not it’s all good….but Dawg….seriously….3 wives?…apparently you have a problem playing nice with your toys as well….lol
LMAO at Dawg….canaddidas….i thought it was a friggin’ STD fer Christ’s sake…lol…and then i went back and read Lon’s and between the two of them I’m getting….huuummm…..sweats?….lol….i like the flannel myself….really cold here now….lol….and by the way Dawg…they quit buying me toys when I was 6. I decapitated all my Barbie’s heads…..had a mass funeral for them….and buried them in the abandoned lot next door…..not so unusual….but why did I bury their heads exactly 2 feet away from their bodies….hmmmm….and no 2 parts in any one hole….lol….so i’m ready for ya Dawg….are you ready for me???/….hehehe
Seriously….i told you it was a no pressure situation…am learning to behave a little better I hope….will continue to tame the wild child at my core….but tonight I’m all good…have a great night’s sleep…you’ve deserve it….and maybe i’ll find ya around tomorrow or sumpin’…
Hey Lon
I for one would be thrilled if you turned *****…cat lover here….how about you….how do you really feel about *****?….hmmmm and the doctor is in the house….lol…seriously….hope you feel better tomorrow Lon…..well leave you in peace Lon….but a little bit of advice if you would….lmao
Sex on television can’t hurt you unless you fall off.
@chrissie….why didn’t you remind me…lol…the Brownie story…i’m sorry…got lost…lol…but i will put it on the top of my list of things to do tomorrow…i promise, promise….lol and will leave it on this post…again sorry….but I am old and I am slow….never lie about that…lol
Morning ya”ll! Got about a foot of snow here and a BEAUTIFUL sunrise to go with it. Just wish I was alone in the woods watching the sun come up. It’s times like these that make everything okay. Have a great day everyone.
@Lon…talk to you on Monday. Good thing you aren’t here with me….you wouldn’t be wearing your wife beater and swhoosies here to walk to the corner store right now…lol….unless you got some artic boots and a parka
Good Morning Mike,
Boy did I ever learn a lot about you last night….lol….sorry…..but it is the most open and relaxed I have seen you yet. Shame we were all half in the bag when it started….lol….I hope you got the reference to Fred Rogers….you know Mr. Rogers’ Neighbourhood…lol….
So how are you feeling today?….better I hope….I know I do except i’m tired…tired…tired….
soup: Pinto bean and hambone, nailed it for the first time in four attempts. Failed in the past because I put in too many beans and lost all the liquid out of it….. Where I’m from: St.Louis area…..modern age family time: Actually, we all talk to each other during. Usually no worries hitting the ‘pause’ function. We read or describe to each other what’s going on, ask questions, etc. Once in a while, if one of us gets stuck, we all pay attention and help out. So really, not the negative stereotype one might think. Mostly this is because we all do spend time in cyberspace at one time or another. If one of us wasn’t, I think it would be more of an issue. Also, we tend not to get engrossed in what we’re doing….The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo: Good story, hoping for sex….yeah, the first one. Actually, not sure what the expectation would be around here. I’m ably sexual, about 4:1 straight. Wife is troublingly asexual, which can cause negativity.
@ porphyrus we got the same problem in our relationship i blame the drugs,the girl with the dragon tattoo does have a shag or two in it so your in luck:-)
@Ama I was gonna say something about Mr. Rodgers….lol. I’ll be talking again tonight. Didn’t think I said too much about myself last night but you never know. More is to come though. That’s for sure. Had a great time here last night as I almost always do. Unfortunately, that’s what makes me not want to spend too much time on SP. I am comfortably numb and happy. I am at peace and enjoying what I have right now. Who could ask for more?
@Molly hope to get the conversation fired up again tonight. It was a good time for a bunch of hurting souls. Well, it was for me at least. I should speak for the others involved but I think a few left with a smile π
Good Day to you Miss Woppit,
Sorry you weren’t around for the usual insanity last night….hope you are as well as you can be….that being said….saturday night….should be nuts here i’m thinking….wonder what it’s like around here when there’s a full moon…lmao….can’t wait to find out…
@molly and porphyrous….what do you think about the book so far or in molly’s case….did it do anything for you….me it brought too much of my past too close to home…but still couldn’t put it down…have you read any other others Molly….does it get easier?…lol
Glad to see everyone’s in one piece today
@Mike….was good…will be good….and yes i love it myself….need it sometimes….but we’re all more than the sum total of our sad stories….even nuts gotta break out of the shell now and again….glad you are enjoying the peanut gallery….it’s the in place for the nuttiest of nuts….and thankyou for hosting…lol
Well helloooooo colonel
And how’s your noggin’ today?….lol….you should read over the post and maybe you’ll start to remember some of last night…lmao….did you forget to put the celery in like i told ya to….or perhaps you’re out of poptarts?…funny that….hope you’re good….nice to see you back
Amakua, yeah, I need to go to the commissary and get water and more poptarts. People who want to lose weight have no excuse, by just not eating I lost 25lbs, in 2 weeks now, I think. I didn’t need to lose it either. My buddy stopped by unexpectedly last night, like he always does and I hate but pretend to like and he was like “Jeez, dude u look thin.” Ah, fuck it.
I many need to go out, one of my pups had a $2k bladder-stone problem (you guys all know me by now and know my dark cloud hangs over me and everyone/thing around me) so he requires special food that I have to get at the vet. My dogs are my world. I may have to hit the vet sometime soon.
Hey Lon
sorry you’re feeling blue….but i’m starting to get used to it….lol…before I get lost remind me of something later would you?….someone just referred to Dawg as such….paraphrasing here….”had the pleasure yesterday of meeting Mr. Dawg”….lmfao…Dawg is gonna love it…not…which means i will…lol
So just a suggestion….make a quick jog to the comm in your STD pants and abused wives shirt and stock up….got a feeling it’s gonna be a good one tonight…lol…wouldn’t want you to get Nancy and pass out on us again…lol…bye the bye…can’t resist….you shouldn’t be surprised by now eh?….ever hear of BDD?…it’s body dysmorphic disorder….and you fit the bill…oh yeah ….also part of PTSD….smartass.
I do have BDD and if I didn’t I’m be the fat kid. I like to be in shape, well normally. Now I could care less. What is the opposite? IEMDED? I Eat Mickey D’s EveryDay? Lol! I created a pretty bad-ass work-out program for “The working person” I made it my Masters thesis and actually had corporations, police depts, and some smaller industries call me up for a copy to implement or offer to their workers and staff. I thought that was pretty cool. Doing my normal routine, I promise abs in a month. Just 5 days a week and a super low carb diet….You’re lucky I’m vain. π
Hey Lon….are you arguing for me or against me here….i’m confused…lmao…loved the new acronym…IEMDED….will add it to my collection with others such as ADOS….attention deficit…ooooo…shiny….lol….so just curious and too lazy to go looking….what are your degrees in besides the obvious….vodka, poptarts and fine fashion…lmao….
myself i am anorexic….not what you think…i am also very vain thank God…lol…i told you the truth in the beginning….takes approx. 4000 calories a day to fuel this baby….but i have no natural shall we say appetite….more of a binger….when i think about food….sometimes i get hungry….if i don’t think about food…i forget to eat for long periods of time….nothing for me to add lose or alter 15 pounds a week….it sucks….unless i have cheesecake in the house….oh yeah….but when i lose too much weight i hate it…i hate myself….icky…vicious cycle….have had PTSD since age of 4 just recently diagnosed….this may explain my obsession with this little demon…but if it works….bleh…
I guess I’m man-o-rexic? Not big on eating BUT I at times get excited for good NY style pizza, the really good wing place, good sushi, good Mexican, etc. But associated with that is going out, which I used to love, now I’d rather not. I think the gym is both for fitness and in my neck of the woods a social thing. I don’t feel like going and having to talk to people, I dunno its weird, I used to love that stuff. Usually go to the store once a week, stock up with healthy stuff, its been almost 3 weeks and don’t feel like going. No food here but old oatmeal which I ate the last packett for brunch, I guess. Just water to drink. I can’t drag myself out.
Lon..I lost about 25lbs in a month or two by being majorly depressed! I wouldn’t suggest that as a workout…lol. if I were to do that working person’s workout you created (are you the next P90x guy) can I still eat lots of pasta? I can’t survive with out it
I went to the store today. I stared feeling really odd. Like clostraphobic or something. I had that happen a few times recently. It gets hard to breath and I just wanna get back to my house and hide. I think soon I’ll be having my groceries delivered.
I’m butting into your conversation here, I saw you guys were talking about losing weight from not eating. I’m the same way. Depression is a killer diet isn’t it?
@ mike….i know the feeling…like being watched…i even get that here sometimes….but as long as i get my cheese….who cares eh?…lol
@GoodGirl…hey lady…long time no pester….these mortals bore me….welcome back…lol…we all suffer from BDD here …will wager my last welfare check on it….lol
how are you feeling today hun?…eat any good chocolate lately?
@Lon….it worked…now i’m friggin hungry…will go see what i have in the fridge…lmao
and last but never least…lmfao….Mr. Dawg…yup you heard it….Mr. Dawg…a step up from messiah for sure….killed me….not that i don’t have the utmost respect for you at all times….lol….but even i know now how you learned cocknozzle and asshat….Mister….imagine….seems too proper a title for the persona you have created here….just saying….more cheese please….Lon made me hungry damnit
but when you said this….
WHAT? who dares to interrupt me while IΓ’β¬β’m having a fit of WWBC?!?
I heard this…
Who dares to come before the great and powerful Oz?….lmao
so what pray tell kind sir is WWBC?….stoopid old woman…lol
I’m good….thanks. I take walks everyday, well almost everyday. I have always enjoyed doing that but never felt good about leaving my house. I’ll explain that another day. I loved running. Looking forward to getting back to it. I am no sprinter or anything. Just like being out there jogging, listening to my music, and waiting for the second wind, the runner’s high to kick in. Running always took away the thoughts in my head. All I could think about what my pace and how much further I could make it. Always like pushing myself just a little bit more.
Hey lady amakua. I’m doing okay today. How are you? These mortals are boring you ey? Well, no fear, this immortal is here. That was lame. lol
What is BDD? And nope, no good chocolate lately. You?
@Ama…I hope I’m not going to start getting panic attacks being out in public. next week my son goes back with his mom so I’ll be alone after work everynight. I’m really starting to look forward to that. Guess that’s why i’m getting more and more afraid of being in public. I don’t want that to happen though. Not sure what to do. Guess I’ll just wait it out.
Mike, hope you can get out there soon and start running again, sounds like it’ll be good for you. About the leaving your house thing, are you scared to or something?
no…..I didn’t like leaving my wife at home….always felt bad. well she’s not longer living with me so I don’t mind leaving anymore. But now I’m starting to get a little scared of being in public since I am so alone most the time.
I never had that problem before. I generally don’t like being around a bunch of people but I have never been like nervous or wanted to run and hide or anything so this is all new to me.
I remember a post of yours and someone told you not to be fake when you were out. I think it was when you got rich by getting $28….lol. That’s when you were day dreaming in the sun about being on the beach too.
I don’t like big crowds of people, it’s just too chaotic for me and I’m very laid-back. But, the more time I spend away from people the more anxious I get when I am around them. Although when I go out and I’m feeling kinda down I just don’t really care that much.
I’ve been snacking all day but nothing is filling me up. I need a good burger from somewhere. Maybe I’ll just skip that and hit the liquor store instead. i don’t have to work tomorrow so I can be up all night.
I’m the same way Mike! lol It takes me a while to open up. Yep, I’m planning on holding onto that cash forever. haha Well, I need a job, I can’t find one, and I don’t want one, there’s the kicker.
Dawg, don’t wallow, cookies are good. They need to be made with love and care and happiness. Bacon? I had bacon today. It was goooood. :]
You don’t want a job??? I thought that you did. I’d give you my job if I could. I am apartment maintenance and anyone can do it. My brother took over my job in the beginning of december to fill in for me while i recovered from back surgery. he has never done maintenance before but it is working out fine for him.
Dawg….I drove 3 hours one day while recovering from surgery just to get a burger…lol. but it was so worth the trip, plus I was tired of laying around the house. I’m not one for sitting still for very long unless I’m driving. I love driving just to try to get lost…
OMg!!! how dare you taunt a man with BACON!! … as for the cookies … love you say? that must be why they came out like peanut butter flavored limestone – maybe I’ll put them in a blender with some vodka π
Good, you better listen to me. You can’t just skip out on the burger. It’s calling to you Mike. No, I don’t really want to work. lol I want a job solely for money. But working itself, nah. If you gave me your job I’d have to move to Michigan. And that ain’t gonna happen. ha
Dawg, the bacon was so delicious. You should have been there! You’re really missing out.
lol, peanut butter limestone? that’s really odd. Why’d you put limestone in your cookies? That’s not very smart. ;]
Oh great!!! here we go again!!! I was actually laughing so hard from the ….”WhyΓ’β¬β’d you put limestone in your cookies? ThatΓ’β¬β’s not very smart. ;]” that I was actually wiggling in my chair…lol.
Now you’re just being cruel! … and what make you think that Me … dawg the gweat and tewwible – would PURPOSELY put limestone in the cookies … I followed betty fucking crocker’s instructions to the letter and now I have disc shaped, peanut butter flavored diamond cutters!!!
Mike – where’s my burger and vodka?!?
never mind – I’m going back to bed with the dogs – I need heat
yeah GG….don’t move to Michigan…there isn’t many jobs here even though I do see tons of postings on craigslist for them. Not sure why everyone says there isn’t jobs here, but that’s what they say. i would like to find a new job but can’t find anything for my skills or at a wage that I afford to take
No….It’s probably me…lol. You just know what to say, how to say it, and when to say what needs to be said. That’s a good thing. But apparently you suck as a baker…lol
Hahahah, I am cracking up at my own comment, Mike! How do we end up talking about cookies and bacon and shit anyway? Craigslist? There’s no way I’d answer an add on craigslist. There’s murderers on there. There are no jobs where I’m at… the boonies.
Dawg, lol, Betty fucking Crocker wouldn’t appreciate that. She doesn’t exist does she? But it’s not her fault you can’t bake cookies properly. Did you leave them in too long? How’d you mess up cookies dawg? I mean, really? They’re cookies. It isn’t that hard. Well, yours are. π
There is no murders on craigslist and if there were then I guess I could fix all my problems just by answering an ad…lol. I just look on craigslist because it’s an easy place to find stuff. i look on careerbuilder also. i also ask my work to transfer me but they don’t want me to leave them so they always say there is no openings anywhere else for me. Guess it’s nice to be wanted π
Yes there are, ever heard of the Craigslist Killer? And not to mention the Long Island Serial Killer that is answering prostitute’s adds on craigslist and killing them.
Well, that’s not fair that they’re holding out on you. If you wanna transfer, they should let you.
I’m not looking for prostitues GG…I’m looking for skilled trade jobs…geeezzzzz….lol. it’s sort of a joke at my work about me leaving. I am really good at what I do…the one thing I’m proud of. I understand that they don’t want me to leave. But I have been working in the office since i’m on light duty and my boss told me that I would be capable of doing an office job. so that just opens another door for me. I would much rather being doing maintenance work instead of wearing nice clothes in an office everyday but i’ll take whatever i can to get out of my city and leave the past behind.
FFS GG – get a shovel and shovel snow ,,, now back to the IMPORTANT and relevant discussion – MY cookies! do you REALLY think I care what Betty thinks?!? ain’t like she’s giving a a hummer! It IS her fault cuz I followed her damn directions to the Tee – the damn damn mix musta had portland cement in it cuz I could pound nails with my cookies – anyone need a peanut butter hammer?
Mike! Where’s my vodka? … anyone got any pills? they taste good in vodka
well if it’s full of murders i guess just answering an ad on craiglist would help out alot of troubled people here. completely joking about all of that by the way.
Dawg….the cookie catastrophe has got me almost rolling on the ground. I’m sorry for your loss……lol. too many vodka’s too chose from. Guess i’ll have to buy a couple different brands and try them before I can get you one.
Dawg, WHAT SNOW?! It hasn’t snowed here. Well, it did and then it melted overnight, but that’s not the point. The point is your cookies are really really awful. Maybe Betty’s out to get you dawg.
I think we got a bout a foot of snow here. It looks awesome with all the trees and powerlines and stuff covered. Took a drive and watched the sun set over a snowy field. It was chilly today but so beautiful. Beautiful sunrise and sunset. Life is good today.
Dawg, maybe use your cookies to prop up your home and do some of those repairs you always wanted to do? Assuming you can’t eat them ….. just sayin π
of all the things dawg has said and done here….i’m sure he has changed people’s lives with his mostly positive attitude toward other people’s lives. He always has some kind of option for someone to try to push forward one step at a time. But for some reason he can’t follow the steps on the back of a cookie box…….You are still the man Dawg!!! π π
I prefer the coolness. you can always put more clothes on but the law only allows you to take so much off. no nude beaches here. and i get hot really easily. I’m in michigan by the way AD
Oh geeze – I can’t remember the last time a woman real or imaginary was “out to get me” for any reason – no – I think that Betty whore just “does it” to all men!
“Here comes Betty Crocker – she’ll “rock” your world with her cookies” … biotch
I don’t need liquor tonight cause i’m laughing everytime something cookie related comes on this post….but, what the hell. I don’t have to work tomorrow. maybe I can even spill some of my secrets later and ya’ll can help save me. be back soon.
@ dawg; I be staying in SF. Peoples here want the lesser of two evils to battle SF. 9ers at home vs. the Midgets better than Lambaugh Field in Janurary. Whatever. I was the only guy at the bar rooting for the Packers. π
FYI – I don’t hate brady so much – it belichick that I can’t stand
As for you and betty – if you like her “cookies” so much – I’m sure the two of you could make a video and sell subscriptions “GG makes Betty’s cookies moist” – I can see that selling big π
Dawg, that was soooooo suggestive. I’m appalled. ;] Why do you not like Belichick, is it his sweater that irritates you?
Hey, Mike, I’m part Canadian! But I don’t like hockey.
btw Molly, if you cant understand what dawg is saying, its because he lost ALL his teeth eating his ‘own’ cookies …. which apparently are cement based and could be used for home repair work im told ….
shit guys…about an hour behind in my work…damn…lol…bear with me as i attempt to catch up i can’t quit friggin laughing…stop…don’t stop…
@GoodGirl….been trashing you all over the site…maybe you better find some chocolate….just kidding…all good press….if you’re serious about not knowing how old i am….just try to imagine…i am ageless and always…lmao…i love ya….
nice ribbing you’re giving the old Dawg tonight…Golden GoodGirl…keep up the good work….and just use some of that $28 to get chocolate…or better yet buy Dawg a cookbook…lol…you let our secret out of the bag….you know the whole Betty conspiracy to get Dawg
@adastra….home repairs with cookies….that fucking killed me….but enough with the weather if you don’t want me to pay Dawg to send some of his finest samples of his current kitchen catastrophe to you…can think of alot of other uses for projectiles such as these…lol
@Mike….don’t worry so much….it causes anxiety, panic and wrinkles…lol…seriously it is a condition of your forced or necessary seclusion….my first time back…took an ativan….jumped in the car, cranked the tunes, lit a smoke….and was back in the swing of things….and that was after 6 months of agoraphobia so bad i couldn’t reach outside my door to check the mail….it’s all in yer friggin noggin….that being said…anxiety is real…you create it…so on the big day if you’re feeling antsy….just pop a mg. of ativan or one of the pams and Jack’s your uncle….i hope you remembered to put lots of chili all over the burger?….and did i ever tell you about the clothing optional beaches in Mexico in which i partook?…lol
and last but never least Dawg
ya screwed up a fucking mix….it was funny when i thought you were actually baking…lol…Dawg in a gingham apron…picture it with me….lol…and if Betty gave you the mix…forget trying to soak the damn cookies….it’s a conspiracy against men…in general….can’t kill the fucking things…you’ll enjoy them for years i’m sure….i think adastra might have something for ya….lol…just take the vodka straight like aman….and fuck the cookies…oh don’t…sorry…kidding….you’re break yer damn dink…lmfao….
Gonna go try to catch up again…rolling rolling rolling …
Howdy Ama….Haven’t heard anything good about nude beaches so i’ll stay away. The only pills I have are pain pills for my back that I don’t need anymore. I’ll be fine shortly. And chilli on a burger….NO WAY!!!
Ama, I saw you trashing me…called me a killer with my kindness and sarcasm. Much appreciated. lol :]
And, oops! Didn’t mean to spoil the conspiracy. Shhhh… don’t say anything about it to dawg. I think I will buy some chocolate with my money or maybe some Betty Crocker cookie mix.
Who is Rush??? lol. My back is almost better dawg. I’ll be running like the wind in no time. Hockey is the only sport I like but when it’s done then i’m done talking about it. can’t name every player or stats or anything like that. i’m not a super freak about it but I sure do like watching my team every game. I wear the clothes and hat through out the season but put it all away when it’s done. Can’t believe when the season started, i was so down and depressed that I wouldn’t, couldn’t get myself to even watch a game….and then I found you guys. not sure if that’s good or bad yet π
I wear a full wetsuit,its not to bad we swim in winter in aussie when we go we’re made of stronger stuff us kiwis!!lol see ya later have a good one all!!
sacrilege Mike pure sacrilege…never…i repeat…never cross the border until you learn Rush…..the Canadian Bible…i swear…u tube it man…shit….that’s all that’s friggin’ wrong with you….no Rush….lol
it sure has made my life a bit more bearable being here. I even check in a few times a day on my phone but would much rather be in front of the computer commenting. it’s just easier. i have been on this site for a long time but just never registered. I was here looking for methods orignally and then I meet all these great people instead.
Being on here certainly saved my life. That’s for sure. That and I don’t think I would have killed myself anyway. I couldn’t do it. But I’m glad being on here makes you feel a bit better, Mike.
okay GoodGirl…who you sending the mix to?…hummmm….don’t keep it for yourself…stick to the chocolate….Betty…she’ll kill ya…and like i said no one wants to die like that….so maybe i better spread more rumours…like on Facebook or whatever that thing is…yeah….be on the look out…armed and dangerous…sweet face…but packing a box of Betty…beware good citizens…your lives are in peril….gotta pee now….that’s it…using my last nickel to buy Depends…lol
I can’t yet say that this site has saved my life. but it certainly has lessened my mental anguish that i feel every single day. i don’t have much to laugh about anymore but when i come here, there is always something that makes me smile. i’ll hang around here for a bit long i think
AD….i don’t really like seeing people suffer. especially the younger ones. they just don’t know yet what life is about. i had it rough on myself too when i was young but here i still am today. i don’t have the brilliant words that others have on here and I can’t spell for shit…but at least I can say that i’ve been there or you aren’t alone or something just so that the person hurting knows someone is listening and not judging.
i am not Canadian…I am german and dutch i think. i tell my son that i’m Canadian because I like hockey and Irish cause I like whiskey. I think he really believes me about being Canadian. Can you change nationalities like you can change your name??? lol.
AGREE MW ~ plus you bring the perspective of experience …. the plusses & minuses … we cant all be eloquent as dawg … but i sure as heel cook/bake better then he does. π
I don’t have time to be a lazy American. time is money and I’m definitely not one to sit around. there’s too much to do and not enough time in the day for me.
All i really know is I was born in michigan and from the time i was born to 38 years later I have lived about a mile or two from where i was born and raised. i need to get the hell out of here. is north carolina nice???
Wait Dawg….let me get my hockey pads and helmet on first. I just took my first puck to the mouth last year and broke two teeth so i don’t wanna break anymore getting hit by your pucks….errrrr….. cookies π
yeah ad….it’s not quite that easy for me. i would truly love to but i have responsibilities here that have me stuck here. but i honestly would move and could probably possibly maybe maybe make that happen. but it won’t. but i hear ya…i really do.
And what happened to GG? where did she go?? i know dawg was being a lazy dawg tonight. I guess his egg and ham sandwiches must have made him sleepy. maybe he’s sad cause we were picking on his baking ability. but i’m sorry, dawg….that was funny! made me laugh a lot and i still get a smirk on my face thinking about it.
i am surprised how quickly lon and I became like “friends”. that guy is going through a whole bunch of trouble just because he did the right thing. I know things will work out for him in the end. i just hope he can wait to see that.
mike….check back on your post….she’s a bloody fresh air inspector….like moi…besides i figure you work hard enough for all three of us….now if we could just get you to share the proceeds thusly….well….what say you GoodGirl….and use Dawg’s cookies to threaten and blackmail him with
and i just wanna say thanks to all you that are here with me….i really appreciate it a lot. i have had way too many lonely nights and i look forward to these moments everyday while i can.
It’s so easy to be flippant, dismissive……you people don’t really understand pain, do you? Wait untill your team chokes over and over again…..then get back and talk to me.
No no, I never go to bed early. lol I am a 2 or 3 am-er. And I don’t have a job to get up early for.
I agree about Lon, I hope he can work things out. He seems like a decent guy and is being punished for nothing really.
my proceeds are enough to keep me afloat and still be able to enjoy a little excitement from time to time. i would share but I can’t because then what……maybe someday i’ll be rich. i doubt it though.
Egg and cheese … woulda had bacon but GG ate it all this afternoon … and as lazy as me and the boys are – sometimes they require my undivided attention
i was kind of joking about the work week and you GG…lol. Totally agree with you about Lon. He’s a cool dude dealing with a lot of stuff that he don’t need to be dealing with.
i think he has a crush on you….speaking of which…i was over spying on the other party site tonight….somethings up over there…i think it’s gonna get ugly….
I said egg and ham….oopss. I get sick from eggs from time to time. been a couple years since i have. but man, i love eggs. my stomach gets all messed up and stuff and then all of the sudden it goes away. but it don’t stop me eating eggs
actually lucy, when the redwings, for nhl hockey, fail in the playoffs, I cry…. i’m just being silly about football. i mean nothing bad at all too you.
Hey Gang, yeah at the fuckn commissary now and it sucks as much as I thought it would. I want to be dead but I still check carb counts and only buy Boar’s Head deli meat. I’m a fuckn mess.
lol Mike, that joke went right over my head. oops. hahaha
Ama, what is getting ugly over there? I don’t see what you mean.
Boar’s Head is the best deli meat.
Lucy – you don’t wanna go there about football with me – trust me good sir – be thankful for the successes you’ve had – there are teams that hardly ever make it to the playoffs or haven’t in years
i thought that i would be some girls dream because i’m not a sports nut….no football, baseball, none of the big name sports….i don’t hunt…i like to cook….but i like hockey. and i’m now learning that it is an issue….great!!!!
it’s okay lucy. i don’t want you to think i’m making fun of you. i’m just being funny cause i love hockey and nothing else. i mean nothing bad to you at all.
Hey Mike, if it makes you feel any better, I hate all other sports besides football. And even then I’m not a nut over it. And that’s cool that you like to cook. I suck at cooking almost as much as dawg sucks at making cookies.
i’m telling you Lon….hang out here more….you know that. I have been laughing all night. No one knows what’s going through my head and i won’t be say it. but man, tonight, and last night….it’s good to be alive these last couple days. but it doesn’t change anything. it just makes the moment better.
Hey Lon….got an idea….we’ll get Dawg to send you some cookies….will solve all your fucking problems…like magic….yehhh…that’s it magic cookies…and you will sleep….sleep oh shit….those are long distance magic cookies…but will likely kill you in an instant
Lon….i’m gonna have to send you some sunset pics tomorrow. i’m heading a couple hours north of my house to my favorite beach tomorrow. should be some good snow and hopefully ice out on the lake. i feel so peaceful there.
Lon….don’t eat the cookies….go back and read the comments here. we’ll wait. might make you laugh. it was really funny at the moment. one of those “you had to be there” moments……pooor dawg
But GG…..cooking and baking are two different things. Dawg was Baking tonight. i’m sure he is an excellent cook. that’s why his egg and cheese sandwiches were so good. they had to be cooked, not baked. sorry dawg
LMAO….picturing Dawg in the apron again…trying to “cook”…did you say? a sandwich?….i heard he was making not cooking…and i believe it was sammich not sandwich….ah crap….i so gotta learn how to talk Amurican…lol
is that because you say you are or did someone tell you that you are? i think i’m a bad cook but people tell me that i’m good. i’m never happy with what i make, excpet one time. corn casserole, that shit was good!!!!!!!!!!!!
you know we already pushed dawg to jumpin’ one time already tonight. maybe we should be a little nicer and try to talk him down from the ledge…i’m just saying.
that’s what practice is for…no one is perfect at anything. always room to improve. you”ll make someone a great wife someday with some kick ass betty crocker cookies for dessert….lol
seriously hope he’s getting the colonel in line in private…something not right in that sentence…probably figure it out after i submit like usual…lol…hope all is well for sure…all kidding aside
hello people….how much is he dealing himself….just like the rest of us?….hummmm…just not used to being imperfect as we are…he’ll get used to it….the bigger they are…the harder they fall….and he is amazing…just saying
Anakua Dawg?….what was in those fuckin eggs?…were they scotch eggs?….now you’re talking….and if you insist you need your eggs cooked…well wimpy Amuricans…lol
that’s what it is….he was heading in the right direction. he was doing what he saw himself doing. and then all of the sudden the world came crashing down on him. it’s not right but it will get resolved the way it should be. he just needs to find a way to see that. i know it’s almost impossible to do that. troubles are so much easier to deal with when you have control of how you can fix them….and if death is the way to fix it, then that’s what you need to do. i’m not saying Lon needs to do that. I’m just saying we have all seen that as an option. we need people like lon alive and well.
No, that’s like the third inappropriate comment this evening. And I’m not offended… yet. lol
What’s an egg sammich without the bacon? Sure, I’d share just for that.
Its 5.30 pm here its still hot and ive had a smokin day,exercise is the key ive run surfed walked the beach for miles and ive got snapper for dinner from our neighbour who went fishing (hold the biscuits dawg):-)
seriously Dawg…hard to make light when you know someone is hurting so bad…necessary i know…but hard…does it get easier?….don’t know how long you’ve been here yourself…notice you don’t say….ever….are you the Watcher?…lol
hey come on now…we all know what that’s like don’t we?…feel so bad you can’t talk….just send him good energy…and wait…all we can do…sorry…i fully intend to nag his sorry fat skinny ass….the damn 13 toed orang….and i think he has adequate counsel…soo….i hate effin’ waiting for toast….but
i had to stay away from this site for a while cause you all made me too damn happy. so i know what Lon is going through. sometimes words just don’t help. you just have to live in your mind and deal with the thoughts. it sucks.
well i guess since we are some what on a down note…sort of…i have to tell you guys that soon you will be talking me down. i surely do love my time here but my time is short here. i’m okay now though so don’t worry. just be prepared.
i told my wife about this site…and she stopped me a couple times from ending it. but i have been good about what i have said here lately. my family checks from time to time now but i think we are so far down the line in comments that they won’t go this far.
sad i can’t talk to my family. they don’t understand like you guys do. and now i’ve pretty much gotten to the point where i don’t care too much if they do read this stuff. but i’m still being a bit careful about what i say. they won’t read 100+ comments deep. i don’t think
snapper guts…really…..i don’t even know what snapper means in american or aussie…haven’t seen it for real in over a year…not talking about the fish either. i miss sex….i think
oh much prettier picture Molly….makes me glad i haven’t a full length mirror in the necessary…lol…snapper guts….well i suppose it’s better than mud flaps or something
GG….if you were in my personal life you would think everything is fine and dandy with me. that’s how i have to live and that just makes it worse for me. it’s so tiring. but coming here, i don’t have to pretend and i love that but i can not live the rest of my life by coming here everyday. there are things that i physically need that just won’t happen. i’m fine though…really…not acting now.
acting is tiring, i agree. and coming here for the rest of your life isn’t an option either. ugh, i just don’t know. glad you’re really fine now though.
molly – you know how guys are … ten minutes and a nap while they cool down – I mean – we’re talking betty f-king crocker here … just ask GG … she’ll tell you how easy Betty is
i’ll be here every night this coming week. plan on sending a message from the frozen beach i’ll be on tomorrow afternoon. and then head home and be back on the computer. unless things change and i have to head to the west coast.
alright….let me get sexy here and gross……i love sex and i’m damn good at it. hardly ever got it being married….once every month to month and a half. well, i masterbated a lot….sorry. but now a days……i can’t even do that. just not interested anymore.
well what’s he giving us now out of his big pay check…if there are only jobs for 1 in 3…i say them that’s working outta share….that’s all….not trying to start an occupation or anything….but myself…i want more cheese…that’s all…
Geeze mwtele that was personal!!but dont you know you are now a legend this thread is over 600 long now and we are just gettin down to the snapper meat and cookies and bettys in there too!!!lol
dawg i gotta be honest and say when i saw you first commenting on here i thought that you were mean. i never really read too much into the comment i guess. you may be the coolest dude here. sorry for doubting you.
nah GoodGirl….pay attention….Dawg is cookin…Mike is what did he say masterbating or something….i bet that doesn’t come easy….lol…and you didn’t mistake me Mike…well sorta…but…long story…kwitcher booing…lol
i guess this is the thread for sad people to come to so they can be made fun of, make fun of others, do a little surfing, try to bake a thing or two, and express their concerns for someone that needs them.
Nah Ama….just not interested in doing that anymore…i’m broken…. well guess i have to hang around till i beat GG’s mark….guess i better take out some advertisements to get people here to post on this thread…my time is short remember…lol
because i would feel sad…..i didn’t wanna take anyone’s records away…hell, i didn’t even know what hijacking was until dawg explained it. just wanted a place to say whatever, you know.
Mike – people are free to take me however they choose – I’m a pretty “in your face” kinda person – but i think I’m as honest and straight as they come. glad you you get something out of what I have to offer …
… as for the rest of you gutter trolls – get your heads out of the gutter! LMAO – especially you Amakua! I bet you know how to put the icing on betty’s cakes!
no dawg…i just read you wrong… you are fricken awesome and a blessing to this site. glad you are here. glad that i get to chat with you. glad to know you. glad to know all of you.
oh, well, i don’t want my record taken away, but i will make a sacrifice for you. lol besides this thread will totally get there and beyond. i just know it.
Hey GoodGirl….did you see Mike groveling and debasing himself at the throne of the almighty Dawg?….it’s killin me….he thinks Dawg is perfect now….what an illusion…eh?….how many strikes you got against him so far tonight…Dawg I mean…well Mike too for that matter.
Just fuckin forgive him Oh Great and Powerful Oz
before he tries to leave you an offering on your temple
do you know where the guys hands have been?…i mean really….lol
come on Mike…don’t take yourself so personally…I don’t…but we can’t take your heat for ever….everybody plays the fool some time…there’s no exception to the rule…listen baby…it might be factual…it might be cruel….but everybody plays the fool…..and if you tell me you don’t know Motown…i give
lon doesn’t talk to me ‘offline” as much as y’all think – and I can only hope he listens to me – I’ve been in his shoes legally so I know this roller coaster – I’m not sure how receptive he is to my experience. Unfortunately, it’s not the first time someone chooses not to listen to me
Who mentioned redwings…are you that stuck on hockey…you really should as Lon would say deflect and come to our side we’ll teach you Rush and beer and outdoor winter sex…lol
exactly…are you sure you weren’t taken prisoner in the war of 1812….you almost sound like a Canuck to me…except the Rush thing…gotta work on it if you want to d e f l e c t with the colonel Mike
i just found a song of theirs that i really like cause we were doing rockband the other night and my brother was looking away from the screen singing and you could tell he was feeling the song. the words were deep to him and now they are deep to me. i don’t know the words but i can download it and find out. i think the song is “young” or something like that.
maybe if they are Canadian we can use them as a negotiating tool in our next war…how much you think you Amuricans would give for them…Niagara Falls NY…perhaps…hmmmmm
lol yes we does.
And unbreakable contract
that has created a bond? XD
*keeps clinging* anywho
this is my last comment
And psh hurry woman
I’m sleepy, so lets go!
To bed now D;
(Bye guys c: )
final offer Nickelback for the Falls….i await your answer….and sex for smarties…oh crap now i’m confused….lol…thanks for letting me have fun at your expense tonight Mike…Dawg kinda needed a break…lol….had a rough day truth be told
will you take Nickelback….will be blond buck naked on a polar bearskin rug in my warm little igloo…with my warm Canadian snapper guts….but please ya gotta take Nickelback…the Beaver..I mean Bieber…he’s killin us
well soon you will all be able to do eulogy about me and hopefully break this record we set tonight because of YOU and the rest of YOU all that are here. I started the thing. YOU all finished it
Jeez I can’t even type fast enough before at least 2 more posts xD
Well thanks GG for the info ha.
Big Macs: Ew..but I dont think I can eat them anyhow. but why would I want to? ha
Betty Crocker: Idk why but first thing I think is brownies
Dawgs cookies: Hope they’re not too furry…
Sex on facebook: Uh…? wut lolol
Mike….who said anything about Facebook…seriously…I don’t Facebook…I hate Facebook…it’s American…God….God Bless America and throw in Nickelback, the Bieber and Anne Murray….but you can’t have Gordon Lightfoot…no way God…and the effin’ Facebook…sacrilege…but where did you get the idea of having sex on Facebook in the first place….
i’ve seen stuff about you saying stuff about facebooking….everyone has facebook expect me. that’s why i’ll never find someone to be with. but that’s fine. time is short.
i didn’t get the idea of sex and facebook. GG said it.
lol Will, don’t worry none of us can keep up.
Dawg’s cookies tasted like peanut butter and limestone or something. They were hard as bricks and we were ribbing on him all night for it. It was Betty Crocker brand. Then some suggestive comments ensued about Betty. Amakua brought up Big Mac’s in exchange for her sexual favors. lol This thread is all over the damn place.
but you aren’t blonde so it would never work…and much to young for me….plus you have at least one stalker that i know of for sure, i know there are others. so it just wouldn’t work…lol
Well I’m not too big on facebook – but that’s just because it’s depressing. Though it does have plenty of idiots on it too, and that just doesn’t help.
Well kudos for GG then.
ye I’m not putting much money into me actually catching up. Wait… how do you mix up a type of rock and peanut butter? That’s some crunchy peanut butter – but yum I like peanut butter cookies. lolol. Wait… Big Macs for sexual favors? Okay, that just got weird.
iΓ’β¬β’ve seen stuff about you saying stuff about facebooking
seriously Mike…kidding about posting rumour about GG on the Facebook thing…and where did the sex come into it?…hmmm?….and now i’m saying stuff about facebooking all over the site….sorry no Facebook here….and no sex either….unless…lmao…about Nickelback
well i just need you for maybe one or two days more….maybe an hour a day…not asking for much more. but if you busy during that time it’s fine. i have had a great time with all the time that we have shared.
Dawg…whereever you are in coma land….don’t worry…Mike drank all your friggin’ vodka….don’t wait up for it….all gone….he’s even starting to confuse me…lol…and that’s saying something.
Gonna call it a night all…big day tomorrow….in the real world…lol…hope no offense was taken….no offense was ever meant…it’s all good….but so sleepy…the poppies….the poppies…the beautiful poppies….ahhhh
Night
Love to All
Especially Mike….you’ve been a relatively good sport….thanks for having me…well you could have had me if you weren’t so cheap…lol…a Big Mac a box of Smarties and take the rights to Nickelback…back….not so much to ask is it?….
no. no sharing GG. she’s free to do what she needs to do. i don’t lock anyone down. stalk her all she wants. i have no intentions other than wishing her the best and her telling me it’s okay. that’s it. plus she’s not blonde so i’m not interested…lol.
Night Amakua. :]
Okay, Mike, I’m glad you aren’t gonna off yourself in two days. Big sigh of relief.
Blondes are overrated. Brunettes have more fun. :]
Will, you’ll just have to share. But I’ll hold a special place in my heart for my #2 stalker…. just don’t tell attheend. ;]
Careful GG….it’s getting complicated it sounds to me. But i believe blondes have more fun but it doesn’t matter anymore. i’ll be here the rest of the week. i’ll be sending a message from a frozen beach hopefully tomorrow late afternoon. thanks for the night.
yeah i’m sorry about that….i actually feel bad and that will be another thing i’ll have to feel bad about. but it wasn’t me. it was all these people that participated. we had a good time here, right? and that’s what it’s all about. not too much talk about dying. just a lot of talk about living and laughing. that’s how life should be.
i actually haven’t cried in a while now. you made me cry a while back. but i’m to the point now where crying doesn’t matter. and i’m sorry, but soon you guys will be talking me down. hope it works.
its okay GG….been planned for a while but got stopped without people knowing they were stopping me. well, they did know for the first one, but not the second. we’ll see about the third
@GG: Always. XDD
Made me scared when you threatened to bump me to #6 D: lol
Aight mw, well even though I didn’t really participate with makin’ you laugh and all, glad you got that. I’ll be keepin my eyes peeled for those posts and such.
Night.
Yea it did, was at its peak then BAM slow down. Rollercoaster status.
Well I’m sure it’ll pick up tomorrow again lol. Unless Dawg makes some competing post hah.
Is there a limit to how many comments are on a post??
If stalking me means something is going your way, glad to be of service. lol
Yeah, they all went to bed. Party poopers. ha I am actually a little tired now myself. It’s almost 2am here. What time is it where you’re at?
I wonder how many comments a post can get too. Apparently almost 700. Maybe we can all try to see just how high it goes tomorrow.
lol, kno1, yes, you missed out on an interesting thread. And I’m about to go to bed, so good night. You can always go back and read through some of it. Might give you a laugh.
Holy shit, you guys wrote a lot! I’m playing catch up. I’m just about as Okay as you guys. Mike, Dawg, Amakua, GoodGirl, AtTheEnd and posse I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to be a bad friend and miss the party but as you know I play MW3 with my brother and buddy who live far away everynight. Makes me feel like they’re here with me. I just finished and snuggled up with my dogs in bed π
Hey Lon, you weren’t a bad friend at all. We were all concerned about you and now we know you are okay so we will catch up with you later. I should have been playing MW3 with ya but its hard to get my son off the PS3 sometimes…have a good day Lon. We will all chat again really soon.
no – not off today – just freezing, in pain (as usual) and unmotivated (when am I ever?) … so I’m laying here in bed too … all bundled up trying to ward off the chill but it ain’t working.
‘red tails” looks like it will be awesome but I don’t know if it’s out yet.
I really liked the Girl With the Dragon Tattoo movie. I felt for that chick. Movies never make that impact on me, maybe its my mood lately. Dreading work tomorrow, fuck. Just looking forward to next weekend so I can sit on the couch the whole time.
Just checkin in from the beach. I might be the only person in the world that enjoys the beach in the winter time. It was supposed to be snowing up here but it’s not. I do need some sunscreen though. It is very sunny. Well have a good day everyone. Talk to you all later.
Mike, that sounds very therapeudic. Enjoy yourself. It’s raining here, it never rains here, and I’m oddly happy because Im normally outside and I don’t want to go out anyway. Weird. Just sitting here hopping the day never ends so I don’t have to go to work tomorrow.
Hey colonel glad you are back!!!girl with dragon tattoo movies are not as good as the books and the thirdcone was a bit slow but the book was heaps better hey you alll anyone there??
Mike i love the beach in the winter time too,especially with a fire and a good book!!had too much wine lastnight i didnt go home till 9pm and i was riding my bike its hillarious trying to follow a white line without falling on your arse!!
Molly, you’re a book girl, I’m not into books. Believe me, I tried (NY Times best sellers, Star Wars books, I’m working on another degree and the reading is killing me) just not exciting enough for me. ADD perhaps, Analys? I even got that Kindle Fire thing and ended up playing Angry Birds on it, lol. A motorcycle or gun magazine is about as far as I enter into the world of literature π
Oh yes my way. A fire would be really nice on the beach. Even better if I had someone to share it with, but that ain’t going to happen.
Lon…I went to my favorite state park after the beach. It was so quiet and barely anyone there. Its in the 40’s too so that made it even more therapeutic. Just out gathering a few more memories of a place that I love
That sounds great, Mike. I wish I was there with you. Shit, I wish I had a little shack out there to live in where no one would bother me. Fire every night, my dogs, cat, old Jeep and dirt bike. No bills no bullshit.
Sounds like a plan colonel!!enjoy mike dont get to lonely remember we are here to talk crap and feelings and cookies..oh has anyone done betty today???lol
That would solve alot of problems, I’m sure. They have year round camping but not sure if they provide electricity in the winter so it’s pretty empty all winter long
Well we are glad to chat wow you are really a legend mike its over a 1000 on this thread i think now im not sure on my iphone i have to scroll for ages to comment lol
Oh no thats views i think its still in the 600s,its 8.48 am here and the sun is out its going to be 25 degrees today i will have to go surfing we go home tomorrow back to reality shrinks psychologists cbt and all that stuff sigh…should i tell them ive spent three weeks talking on the suiside project??maybe not!!!lol
No electricity needed, a generator for backup. There has got to be some place in the world left where you can live like that. Just work on my degree and yes Molly, read books π
Glad to see you’re okay Lon, we were all worried about you last night.
Looks like you’re having a good day at the beach Mike. I don’t know how you can enjoy it beings it’s so cold. I need hot summer weather for that.
Att, look, it’s not what you think. You are my number one stalker. Better than all the rest. I hope this “sharing” thing doesn’t come between us.
Right now…in this very moment, I have never felt so alone sitting on a piece of drift wood waiting for the sun to set. I am broken and tears are just flowing and I can’t st them. What a release of pain! I don’t know why I am so broken now. I’m use to being alone but maybe because this place is special to me. Listen to Paul Catcalled “sweet escape” while watching the waves roll in makes this moment even more emotional. Wish I could just keep walking my happy ass down the beach, never stopping and never looking back. Life don’t work that way though. I’m okay though, just wanted to jot this down quick. Back to walking…
Hey Goodgirl, I’m sorry, I don’t want you guys to every worry about me.
Mike, you need to kick off another thread, the scrolling and refreshing on my phone is worth it, but getting to be a pain in the butt. π
Today, was the day I was going to do it, I wanted it to rain and it is a nasty day. I think that’s a sign. I can’t face work tomorrow. Of course I won’t do it and will suffer as the base loser who no one believes. It’s funny because I know everyone on base. I’m the guy who ensures my troops were involved in all family events so I know all the wives and kids, all the old ladies that work at the PXs know me because I always make them laugh, I’ve been to the General’s house for frign dinner, I know everyone in the gym of course, etc. But now people look at me like I have a curse. It is suppose to be kept quiet but rumors fly like wild fire there. Why would I out of the blue attack 3 dudes who are accually bigger than me? I’m 6ft and these guys were like 6.1 and up all while grocery shopping with a girl? It just doesn’t make sence that this shit has gone this fuckn far. So much for the year of the dragon.
To add insult to injury my fuckn parents just discovered text messenging and are blowing up my phone. Welcome to the year 2012, Ma.
There is an old military proverb that states “Perception is reality” and another that goes “Your whole life you can build a MILLION bridges… but you suck ONE you-know-what and you’re remembered as a you-know-what sucker”.
Um o.o
Does anyone else besides me realize what GoodGirl said
is what every cheating husband has said?
Well I don’t know if it will “come between us”
I’ll think about it.
Mike, maybe you needed to get all of that emotion out. This day at the beach could turn out to be a good thing.
Lon, how could we not worry? Remember we’re like an almost family. And yeah, because of one mistake (or not even a mistake) that’s all that people tend to focus on. Not everything good you’ve ever done.
Att, I have needs and wants, you’ll just have to deal with that. lolol Okay, okay, I’ll stop sounding like a cheating husband. I’m sorry for breaking your heart. You are my best stalker.
Perception is reality is actually an old buddhist tenet ….. just sayin π
Reality is very much real it has consequences, it is just that the beauty of reality is NOT fixed….it is malleable …. and we can better it or worsen it ….. free will says it is up to you to decide ….sadly many are worseing it for themselves & others ….
Jersey girl ….so do you look like those pple in that MTV jersey show, all tanned & glammazoned up?
Addy, nope. I look nothing like those Jersey Shore folks. I am white as can be and I don’t have huge hair with tons of make-up and fake nails. And I most certainly don’t sound like them either. I do, however, look Italian. :]
Ahaha Adastra has it right XD
But no no GoodGirl nice try.
Sadly I’m not that easy .-.
You broke our agreement
But that’s okay, I hope your other
stalkers make ya happy
I may be a hopeless romantic
but I am not what you are trying to convince me to be ;o
lol nah sometimes
you look at a situation
and you realize
it’s not worth it c:
I hope that sound cruel
or heartless..then again
mine heart is still locked in
ice thicker than what the Titanic hit xD
@Lon3 I don’t remember good girl looking like J woww but admittedly I can’t quite remember what J woww looks like I only remember seeing snooki I’ve never seen an episode of jersey shore. I’d just imagine shed look snookish and that’s not how I’d describe good girl.
I’m not upset…really..I’m not. I’m not hunched over crying or anything. And you know what Att, I lied, you aren’t my best stalker. You never were. So there.
746 comments
I’m in
alright….Hi mike how are you? horrible. you? alright. cool. good. lol
what?!? No hijacking someone into hysterics tonight?
Yes memaw
obedient(ish) dawg
Hey Mike….thank you for the invite….would love to stop in and crap all over you from time to time when i’m not busy working the site and saving my own sorry ass….just wanted to let you know that you were one that helped me when I first got here a short while ago…wanted to say thanks before the poop slinging starts…lol
if you get a chance while you fellas are playing at killing the world and each other…lmao…silly men….lol….would you take a gander at this link for me….it will pretty say it all for me without excess verbage….which i looooove btw….just warning you….you don’t know what you just asked for….lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yd104tTwi3c
good luck
Amakua
Ooops – thought amakua started the post LOL
absent minded dawg
talking to yourself again Mike? is that what the two names are for ….so you can remember your place in your own conversation?…lol
hah hah Dawg lol at Dawg again….feels good to not be me for a moment…lmao
well if you’re gonna start a post…you really should mediate it….just saying…lol
no….i’m mike…no more MW…i just wanna say incase i don’t get the chance or don’t remember…..Dawg….you are the man….you deserve the best that life has. I know you have a shit storm that will probably end up hitting you someday but I wish like hell it doesn’t. You have a calm about you even with all that you know that might happen. You say things that set people at ease even though you live with what you do. Lon3……you are the man! You been through it all…..and life has thrown you a bunch of shit because you were being the MAN. That’s wrong! Be strong and live because the world needs people like you. AMA….you have lots of things to say….lots of deep things to say. You know stuff and understand and someone is gonna read what you wrote and understand…you can help someone. All of you can help someone!!!
I”m WAYY new to this stuff about hosting and stuff…bear with me
where did chrissie go?
and GG and ATT and Sol should be here too
well my best advice for moderating and hosting this sort of post would be….good luck….lol….folks will just come and go Mike….no pressure….but your post could get a real good crapping….lol….just saying
The Unsinkable Polly Brown
lmao at myself as usual
do i have to sign into the dashboard to moderate?
this post expires in less than a week so i think i’m good….
what ever happen to GG??? I miss that girl…
have to ask the old one about those things Mike….I just close my eyes and click…lol
myself i just go back and forth between this and something else….say killing zombies for pocket money and useless worthless prizes like restaurant.com gift cards and walmart gift cards that are only good in the US…maybe i can win enough by the time i die of old age to send to Dawg to get his gaming system….lol….and you can always trash your own posts at anytime….just saying…if it gets too much in here….lol
Amakua
No… i just hit the refresh button every few seconds. i have nothing else to do. so that’s what i do…wooooooooooooooooo my life!!!!!!!!!!
GoodGirl was here last night i believe talking to Lon….but then what day is it today?…lol….back in a while….enjoy and work the site Mike.
Amakua(Lori)
I’m here..trying to help out whoever I can! Just a little stressed out.
why stressed???
have a credit card?….why not kill some zombies….lol….beats being one…lol
no credit card here…hell no!~!! never again!!!!!!
Hey Chrissie,
What are you stressing about….It’s all good here….just some lines harder to sell than others….that’s all….like Jesus….a fisher of men….you gotta reel em in first…just saying
it was perfect, it is perfect, it will be perfect as you are perfect
Amakua
FYI – “Hijacking a thread/post” means to totally change the discussion from the intent of the original post.
ejumakaytor dawg
oh….so we are good then??? sweet!!!! so i did something right in my life for once!!!
cause this post is about whatever
i use the pre-loaded version myself…..they wouldn’t give me a friggin credit card if i danced and whistled Dixie on the moon….lol….at myself as usual
Lon – you could always watch Tom Brady dechristify Tebow – I’m flipping between that and “The Dirty Dozen”
classic movie dawg
i did the $55,000 dollar charge card thing once….never again…ever1!!!!
ejumakaytor dawg
loved it dawg….will leave you in peace….but i warn you…not for long….so enjoy
Love to all
Amakua
Did anyone watch the Red Wings beat the Black Hawks??? lol
No you won’t! Quit lying to yourself … besides – if you pester me to death it’ll save me the trouble of all the plotting and planning … I’m such a lazy procrastinator π π
lazy dawg
Wth..I watched.Uk vs Tenn. Today..stressed me out..went to the mall, hot topic totally gave me a headache..went to the eye Dr. Just overall had a stressful day..I want to drink.
IΓ’β¬β’ll Γ’β¬ΕhijackΓ’β¬Β yours Mike! IΓ’β¬β’m more of a Γ’β¬ΕRobot ChickenΓ’β¬Β humor guy but why am I in tears laughing watching this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaoLU6zKaws
I may have drank enough for you tonight Chrissie…lol. what is UK vs Tenn?? hockey??? lol. i only know hockey so that’s an inside joke
I’m in tears because i haven’t gotten any west coast sunsets…lol. just kidding just kidding. i got some nice snow pics from my ‘hood but wouldn’t know how to put them here
Damn Lon – that’s retarded funny LOL
Sax dawg
Basketball..Kentucky won but it was one of those bad ref call games you just have to scream at the Tv.
what in the world is basketball??? never heard of it….lol
actually i wanted to move to North Carolina and start a brand new life for me which meant leaving hockey behind and start liking basketball…..scary…lol
There’s Hockey In carolina – the Hurricanes
yes there is Dawg…they suck…but for me to leave the past behind…i had to leave hockey too. :(. but here i am still living in the past for now.
Heyyyy you guys! MW, I can call you Mike now? I was just skimming over the comments, so I have no idea what you guys are talking about… I saw Tom Brady and I was like, “That’s my man!” hahaha
I’m gonna go disappear for a little bit and come back just as mysteriously. ;]
YES YOU CAN!!! YAHOOOOOOOO. we are talking about nothing. Who is Tom Brady? Which hockey team does he play for???
Sweet. Football, Mike, the Patriots.
I didn’t say my good bye’s to you GG…..You were there when I just wanted to chat…you are someone that deserves alot out of life but just hasn’t gotten it yet. you are kind hearted, helpful and someday things will go right for you. Just gotta wait for those (can’t remember the word you used) people to lose their jobs so you can slip into their position. wish you the best
The what??? lol. hockey is the only sport i recognize
That’s just silly..Kentucky basketball is awesome..everyone knows that. Its snowing here..last week was wearing shorts.
at least i now know for sure GG doesn’t know me cause anyone that knows me wouldn’t know football. remember our first chat GG???? lol.
I was too in Michigan last week. Now we have maybe a foot of snow in two days. I had back surgery end of November so i’m grounded from any snow shoveling. I actually love snow removal…
ATTENTION…. NO SPORT IS A SPORT UNLESS IT’S HOCKEY HERE….LOL
tob Brady is Quarterback for New England Patriots – american football … they’re playing the Denver Broncos … killing them is more like it 35-7 at half time … Broncos Quarterback Tim Tebow is best known for all his praying and love for christ on the field – getting his ass kicked LMAO – guess jesus just isn’t a big broncos fan LMAO
game dawg
Yo! Sorry, just walked to the corner store in my jammies like I always do…watching the good parts of Apocalypse Now…”this is the end…my only friend” so bad ass.
that’s because Jesus doesn’t like football!!!
unless you are talking soccor…then he might like it
i never wear my jammies outside… that’s a rule for me. plus i have a foot of snow to deal with
@Lon….OMG ….that was hysterical the first time i saw it and fuckin funnier this time….thanks….that being said…i don’t feel quite so stooopid today….nice one on ya last night….getting GoodGirl and Sophia confused in your twisted mind….fun to watch….lol….but i understand your confusion at least….they are both very mystical looking beauties….but be careful….or perhaps i should be warning them…lol
@GoodGirl….did you notice Lon’s fascination with you and the other dark seductress….just thought i’d warn you….i think he’s combined you both in his sick twisted mind and is massaging his head while thinking about it….oh shit….dirty minds…you know the one on his friggin’ shoulders….you people….lol
@Mike….hockey….what is hockey???….do I stink out a fellow Canuck?….lmao
if so just be careful….Lon’s gonna wanna move in with you next…lmao
@Chrissie….sooo what do you like to drink when you are stressed?….me I just go get the 99 cent can of chocolate frosting from the fridge and a spoon…..ayup….works every time….lol….
what are you thinking now GoodGirl?….hmmmm….wonder if Lon knows that story…lol
and last but not least….my favourite….@Dawg….i think i may have actually inspired someone……what the fuck do I do now????…..lol
Madame Asshat
Over and Out
I like when they knock on the trashed hotel room door to give the drunk drugged out Captain Willard his next mission and he asks “What are the charges?”… I think I’m chatting with myself…sorry didn’t mean to hijack…its the vodka.
ahhh just caught up sorta….so Mike we are neighbours…just across the river here
I remember a comedian who noted that athletes thank God when they win, but blame themselves when they lose. Just once, I’d like to see a losing QB say on national TV, “Oh yeah, we were in the game…until Jesus made me fumble.”
Amen for Canada for making the greatest sport in the world AMA!!!
Curling is pretty hot too…lol
okay caught up a little further…told you i was slow….who’s in Michigan
stoopid old woman
Me
Curling rules. That’s where I spent all my Olympics watching time last year.
i’m your neighbor
got that app on my phone!
they had national tryouts not far from my house. found out too late…not that it would have mattered
damn canucks – how you all stand the cold?
amakua – are you in bobcageon?
geography dawg
curling?….hot???….if you think curling is hot….man i would so rock your little world…lmao at Mike….not with you….at you
The colonel in the movie is a young Harrison Ford. Great actor.
well….i haven’t quite figure out how to curl the stone yet but i’m working on it
NO Lon…..you are the COLONEL….the only one that matters
Curling the Stone….wasn’t that a movie?
no….romancing the stone…lol
force ten from Navarone?
brb, bean soup calls…
now i’m hungry
ahhh crap….can’t keep up….just realized haven’t eaten anything since midnight last night…my bad….sorry….will go get my frosting and try i said try to catch up….lmao
Hey Porphyrous….did i spell that right?…lol…reading Lon’s comments are making me feel drunk tonight…lol…how goes the colour purple?….going foraging for food….hope to see you soon
I wanna say I’m gonna miss SP but will I really in the end? Had a lot of fun here that’s for sure.
I’m used to people spelling it any ole which way, but…yep, you’re correct, got it in one. π
Things are okay tonight. My son is on one side of me, playing Portal 2. My wife is on the other side of me, playing The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword. Maggie is on her computer learning how to put makeup on from YouTube. I’m just puttering at the moment.
my son got portal 2 for x-mas….i finally figured it out.
I’m alternating between this and reading The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo. My first Amazon Kindle purchase.
sounds like you have having a decent night porphyrous
Okay. I put my mood at a 4 at the moment. Still need to nip out to the garage and find another “means”. My wife keeps finding all my cords and cables and hiding them all away.
damn…sorry porphyrous….it might be for the best that she does that. she must love you
Don’t know why I keep doing it. I suppose for the moment my mood falls to a -3….
I had a wife and son….still have the son…he’s here now….no more wife now….well legally i do….but I don’t like it at all
Maybe it’s the medication doing what it needs to do. I’m feeling relatively good and stable. Maybe soon I won’t need or want the cable.
thus my reason for finally pushing me to the edge
yeah…hope the cable goes away forever
I do hope so. Already, my morning medication is a meal in itself. Which reminds me, I’m late for my 2nd meds, brb
alright….well i’m out of here. time for bed. nice chatting with you all. catch you next week.
Bah – wives are overrated – take it from me… I’ve had 3 LOL
x dawg
Good night!
Yeah, bedtime for me in 35 minutes. Good night.
Yeah, I remember our first convo Mike, you thought I knew who you were for a minute. lol And american football is the best…just sayin. Thanks for saying all those kind things to me. I said I’d have to steal some “working class asshole’s” job, btw. ha :]
And goodbyes?? Are you leaving us, Mike?
Amakua, Yeah, I noticed Lon messed me and Sophia up. It was kinda funny.
And don’t feel alone, I don’t think I can keep up with these guys either. Sloooow typer.
Shit, see, slow typer. Now I’ve missed Mike. Night anyway.
okay here is my feeble attempt to catch up…let me see
@Mike…aka mwtele…any others in there with you?…just wondering
I don’t know how to curl the stone but I could probably show you how to stone the gurl….i mean curl…well …since we are neighbours and all….would your last name possibly be Rogers?…lol…and do i sense you would like to share something…are you gonna spill?…lol
@chrissie….are you then in Michigan as well?….if so maybe one or both of you could do me a favour???….lol…my ex is in Michigan….and i was just wondering if….lol…fantasizing really…lol….welcome neighbour….hope it doesn’t get too raw for ya
@Lon….look at you all talking to yourself again….you might not need the PTSD defense….I think it’s quite possible you may be psychotic after all….lmao…are you drooling and rolling your head as well?….and please describe the pajamas in full detail…visual person here…just asking…lol
@Porphyrous…..mmmmmmmm….soup…lol….so where are u from again.?…is that what you all call the modern age family time….ignoring each other but all together in one space…lmao….and read The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo….strange…..are you on the first one?….would start a book club….but that one isn’t PG enough for this lot…lol
@and again…last but never least…Dawg….sorry….i’m near London here….about 2 hours southwest of Toronto….that’s why i’m sorry….i’m closer than you think…lol
i have family in Bobcaygeon…friends really….confusing…but was up there clearing brush for a month one summer….now do you remember?….
okay gonna try again
Amakua
Heck no..I’m from Kentucky..you know those redneck hillbillies?
Hey chrissie…lol…i’m in Hooterville, Ontario here….lol
Amakua
My jammies are a wife-beater, swoohies, diesel sneakers and a Beenie π
Hey Lon
what the hell are swoohies?…lol
Hey Dawg,
just wanted to leave you a crumb….would really like a moment of your time if you are around or maybe later….no pressure….just needed help downloading something…of a personal nature…let me know….i think this won’t be too bad this time…which is what is really bothering me…some good things are happening as well and not sure how to accept or compart”mental”ize them. hope i talk to you soon…if not it’s all good….but Dawg….seriously….3 wives?…apparently you have a problem playing nice with your toys as well….lol
Love Ya
Amakua
Swooshie pants, are you know like Addidas pants. With the stripe down the side? I’m sure they have them in Canada. They “swoosh” when you walk.
I have no problem playing with my toys π they have a problem playing with me …. so I traded them in π
trader dawg
Lon … the canadian version is call canaddidas – LMAO
amakua – I just took my coma meds so you have about a half hour or so to ask me whatever you need
LMAO at Dawg….canaddidas….i thought it was a friggin’ STD fer Christ’s sake…lol…and then i went back and read Lon’s and between the two of them I’m getting….huuummm…..sweats?….lol….i like the flannel myself….really cold here now….lol….and by the way Dawg…they quit buying me toys when I was 6. I decapitated all my Barbie’s heads…..had a mass funeral for them….and buried them in the abandoned lot next door…..not so unusual….but why did I bury their heads exactly 2 feet away from their bodies….hmmmm….and no 2 parts in any one hole….lol….so i’m ready for ya Dawg….are you ready for me???/….hehehe
Seriously….i told you it was a no pressure situation…am learning to behave a little better I hope….will continue to tame the wild child at my core….but tonight I’m all good…have a great night’s sleep…you’ve deserve it….and maybe i’ll find ya around tomorrow or sumpin’…
Thankx Dawg
Good Night
God Bless
Why is it any combination of you guys in one thread leads to around 100 Posts? That’s what I call production!
Random foolishness that one must remain living to enjoy – feel free to join the festivities at any time π
live dawg
Dawg, u havnt passed out yet brutha? I think I may turn in early myself.
Amakua, they’re not really sweats, they’re nylon. Sweats are old school.
Was planning on blowing my skull to bits on Monday, wrote letter and all, I know I’ll puss the fuck out.
Nope – not yet
immunity dawg
Hey NewGuy, what can I say, we have a whole lot of very important nothing to chat about.
Hey Lon
I for one would be thrilled if you turned *****…cat lover here….how about you….how do you really feel about *****?….hmmmm and the doctor is in the house….lol…seriously….hope you feel better tomorrow Lon…..well leave you in peace Lon….but a little bit of advice if you would….lmao
Sex on television can’t hurt you unless you fall off.
Love Ya
Amakua
@chrissie….why didn’t you remind me…lol…the Brownie story…i’m sorry…got lost…lol…but i will put it on the top of my list of things to do tomorrow…i promise, promise….lol and will leave it on this post…again sorry….but I am old and I am slow….never lie about that…lol
Namaste
Amakua
@Ama….nope…last name not Rodgers.
Morning ya”ll! Got about a foot of snow here and a BEAUTIFUL sunrise to go with it. Just wish I was alone in the woods watching the sun come up. It’s times like these that make everything okay. Have a great day everyone.
@Lon…talk to you on Monday. Good thing you aren’t here with me….you wouldn’t be wearing your wife beater and swhoosies here to walk to the corner store right now…lol….unless you got some artic boots and a parka
Good Morning Mike,
Boy did I ever learn a lot about you last night….lol….sorry…..but it is the most open and relaxed I have seen you yet. Shame we were all half in the bag when it started….lol….I hope you got the reference to Fred Rogers….you know Mr. Rogers’ Neighbourhood…lol….
So how are you feeling today?….better I hope….I know I do except i’m tired…tired…tired….
Namaste
Amakua
Hey guys i spose your all talked out now??
Hey colonel you doin alright?hope you are still with us
@Amakua
soup: Pinto bean and hambone, nailed it for the first time in four attempts. Failed in the past because I put in too many beans and lost all the liquid out of it….. Where I’m from: St.Louis area…..modern age family time: Actually, we all talk to each other during. Usually no worries hitting the ‘pause’ function. We read or describe to each other what’s going on, ask questions, etc. Once in a while, if one of us gets stuck, we all pay attention and help out. So really, not the negative stereotype one might think. Mostly this is because we all do spend time in cyberspace at one time or another. If one of us wasn’t, I think it would be more of an issue. Also, we tend not to get engrossed in what we’re doing….The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo: Good story, hoping for sex….yeah, the first one. Actually, not sure what the expectation would be around here. I’m ably sexual, about 4:1 straight. Wife is troublingly asexual, which can cause negativity.
@ porphyrus we got the same problem in our relationship i blame the drugs,the girl with the dragon tattoo does have a shag or two in it so your in luck:-)
@Ama I was gonna say something about Mr. Rodgers….lol. I’ll be talking again tonight. Didn’t think I said too much about myself last night but you never know. More is to come though. That’s for sure. Had a great time here last night as I almost always do. Unfortunately, that’s what makes me not want to spend too much time on SP. I am comfortably numb and happy. I am at peace and enjoying what I have right now. Who could ask for more?
@Molly hope to get the conversation fired up again tonight. It was a good time for a bunch of hurting souls. Well, it was for me at least. I should speak for the others involved but I think a few left with a smile π
Good Day to you Miss Woppit,
Sorry you weren’t around for the usual insanity last night….hope you are as well as you can be….that being said….saturday night….should be nuts here i’m thinking….wonder what it’s like around here when there’s a full moon…lmao….can’t wait to find out…
@molly and porphyrous….what do you think about the book so far or in molly’s case….did it do anything for you….me it brought too much of my past too close to home…but still couldn’t put it down…have you read any other others Molly….does it get easier?…lol
Glad to see everyone’s in one piece today
@Mike….was good…will be good….and yes i love it myself….need it sometimes….but we’re all more than the sum total of our sad stories….even nuts gotta break out of the shell now and again….glad you are enjoying the peanut gallery….it’s the in place for the nuttiest of nuts….and thankyou for hosting…lol
Namaste
Amakua
Molly, Yup still here Sweetie.
Mike, I’d be on my snowboard if I was at your pad π
Just playing MW3 all day like the world’s numero umo loser, I am.
Well helloooooo colonel
And how’s your noggin’ today?….lol….you should read over the post and maybe you’ll start to remember some of last night…lmao….did you forget to put the celery in like i told ya to….or perhaps you’re out of poptarts?…funny that….hope you’re good….nice to see you back
Amakua
Amakua, yeah, I need to go to the commissary and get water and more poptarts. People who want to lose weight have no excuse, by just not eating I lost 25lbs, in 2 weeks now, I think. I didn’t need to lose it either. My buddy stopped by unexpectedly last night, like he always does and I hate but pretend to like and he was like “Jeez, dude u look thin.” Ah, fuck it.
I many need to go out, one of my pups had a $2k bladder-stone problem (you guys all know me by now and know my dark cloud hangs over me and everyone/thing around me) so he requires special food that I have to get at the vet. My dogs are my world. I may have to hit the vet sometime soon.
Hey Lon
sorry you’re feeling blue….but i’m starting to get used to it….lol…before I get lost remind me of something later would you?….someone just referred to Dawg as such….paraphrasing here….”had the pleasure yesterday of meeting Mr. Dawg”….lmfao…Dawg is gonna love it…not…which means i will…lol
So just a suggestion….make a quick jog to the comm in your STD pants and abused wives shirt and stock up….got a feeling it’s gonna be a good one tonight…lol…wouldn’t want you to get Nancy and pass out on us again…lol…bye the bye…can’t resist….you shouldn’t be surprised by now eh?….ever hear of BDD?…it’s body dysmorphic disorder….and you fit the bill…oh yeah ….also part of PTSD….smartass.
Love ya Lon
Amakua
I do have BDD and if I didn’t I’m be the fat kid. I like to be in shape, well normally. Now I could care less. What is the opposite? IEMDED? I Eat Mickey D’s EveryDay? Lol! I created a pretty bad-ass work-out program for “The working person” I made it my Masters thesis and actually had corporations, police depts, and some smaller industries call me up for a copy to implement or offer to their workers and staff. I thought that was pretty cool. Doing my normal routine, I promise abs in a month. Just 5 days a week and a super low carb diet….You’re lucky I’m vain. π
Hey Lon….are you arguing for me or against me here….i’m confused…lmao…loved the new acronym…IEMDED….will add it to my collection with others such as ADOS….attention deficit…ooooo…shiny….lol….so just curious and too lazy to go looking….what are your degrees in besides the obvious….vodka, poptarts and fine fashion…lmao….
myself i am anorexic….not what you think…i am also very vain thank God…lol…i told you the truth in the beginning….takes approx. 4000 calories a day to fuel this baby….but i have no natural shall we say appetite….more of a binger….when i think about food….sometimes i get hungry….if i don’t think about food…i forget to eat for long periods of time….nothing for me to add lose or alter 15 pounds a week….it sucks….unless i have cheesecake in the house….oh yeah….but when i lose too much weight i hate it…i hate myself….icky…vicious cycle….have had PTSD since age of 4 just recently diagnosed….this may explain my obsession with this little demon…but if it works….bleh…
Love Ya
I heard my name … what … WHAT? who dares to interrupt me while I’m having a fit of WWBC?!?
dawg interrupted
I guess I’m man-o-rexic? Not big on eating BUT I at times get excited for good NY style pizza, the really good wing place, good sushi, good Mexican, etc. But associated with that is going out, which I used to love, now I’d rather not. I think the gym is both for fitness and in my neck of the woods a social thing. I don’t feel like going and having to talk to people, I dunno its weird, I used to love that stuff. Usually go to the store once a week, stock up with healthy stuff, its been almost 3 weeks and don’t feel like going. No food here but old oatmeal which I ate the last packett for brunch, I guess. Just water to drink. I can’t drag myself out.
Lon..I lost about 25lbs in a month or two by being majorly depressed! I wouldn’t suggest that as a workout…lol. if I were to do that working person’s workout you created (are you the next P90x guy) can I still eat lots of pasta? I can’t survive with out it
Manorexic – freaking CLASSIC! LMAO … dude – wings Pizza and Mexican? I’m SO in!
hungry dawg
I went to the store today. I stared feeling really odd. Like clostraphobic or something. I had that happen a few times recently. It gets hard to breath and I just wanna get back to my house and hide. I think soon I’ll be having my groceries delivered.
I’m butting into your conversation here, I saw you guys were talking about losing weight from not eating. I’m the same way. Depression is a killer diet isn’t it?
No doubt GG..but since I’m “happy” now I put it all back on. Soon as my backs all healed up I’ll be back to running though π
GG – you are SOO welcome to put that butt anywhere you want π
butt dawg
Mike, how’re you doing today? I can’t run, I’m sooo slow. lol. I take walks.
LMAO, dawg. :]
@ mike….i know the feeling…like being watched…i even get that here sometimes….but as long as i get my cheese….who cares eh?…lol
@GoodGirl…hey lady…long time no pester….these mortals bore me….welcome back…lol…we all suffer from BDD here …will wager my last welfare check on it….lol
how are you feeling today hun?…eat any good chocolate lately?
@Lon….it worked…now i’m friggin hungry…will go see what i have in the fridge…lmao
and last but never least…lmfao….Mr. Dawg…yup you heard it….Mr. Dawg…a step up from messiah for sure….killed me….not that i don’t have the utmost respect for you at all times….lol….but even i know now how you learned cocknozzle and asshat….Mister….imagine….seems too proper a title for the persona you have created here….just saying….more cheese please….Lon made me hungry damnit
but when you said this….
WHAT? who dares to interrupt me while IΓ’β¬β’m having a fit of WWBC?!?
I heard this…
Who dares to come before the great and powerful Oz?….lmao
so what pray tell kind sir is WWBC?….stoopid old woman…lol
Love to All
Amakua
I’m good….thanks. I take walks everyday, well almost everyday. I have always enjoyed doing that but never felt good about leaving my house. I’ll explain that another day. I loved running. Looking forward to getting back to it. I am no sprinter or anything. Just like being out there jogging, listening to my music, and waiting for the second wind, the runner’s high to kick in. Running always took away the thoughts in my head. All I could think about what my pace and how much further I could make it. Always like pushing myself just a little bit more.
Howdy Dawg!
Hey lady amakua. I’m doing okay today. How are you? These mortals are boring you ey? Well, no fear, this immortal is here. That was lame. lol
What is BDD? And nope, no good chocolate lately. You?
@Ama…I hope I’m not going to start getting panic attacks being out in public. next week my son goes back with his mom so I’ll be alone after work everynight. I’m really starting to look forward to that. Guess that’s why i’m getting more and more afraid of being in public. I don’t want that to happen though. Not sure what to do. Guess I’ll just wait it out.
WWBC = “W-allowing W-hile B-aking C-ookie”
π π π
cookie dawg
Mike, hope you can get out there soon and start running again, sounds like it’ll be good for you. About the leaving your house thing, are you scared to or something?
*CookieS
Hi Mike π
Guess that answers my question, god, I’m so slow, I can’t keep up with you guys.
Dawg, why’re you wallowing while baking cookies?
no…..I didn’t like leaving my wife at home….always felt bad. well she’s not longer living with me so I don’t mind leaving anymore. But now I’m starting to get a little scared of being in public since I am so alone most the time.
Ohh, okay. I have isolated myself so when I go out in public I get a little anxious too.
I never had that problem before. I generally don’t like being around a bunch of people but I have never been like nervous or wanted to run and hide or anything so this is all new to me.
I remember a post of yours and someone told you not to be fake when you were out. I think it was when you got rich by getting $28….lol. That’s when you were day dreaming in the sun about being on the beach too.
I don’t like big crowds of people, it’s just too chaotic for me and I’m very laid-back. But, the more time I spend away from people the more anxious I get when I am around them. Although when I go out and I’m feeling kinda down I just don’t really care that much.
Yes, I wasn’t fake when I went out and it was great. lol I still have my 28$. I’m the richest woman alive! haha
I hear ya….I’m pretty quiet and shy in person until I get to know ya. Then you would probably get sick of me talking all the time…lol.
Good for you! I can’t believe you still have that cash. You don’t need a job after all. Things are looking up for you.
I don’t rightly know exactly why I’m wallowing … but the fuckers definitely needed baking!
god I need bacon cuz y’all done made me hungry
hungry dawg
I’ve been snacking all day but nothing is filling me up. I need a good burger from somewhere. Maybe I’ll just skip that and hit the liquor store instead. i don’t have to work tomorrow so I can be up all night.
I’m the same way Mike! lol It takes me a while to open up. Yep, I’m planning on holding onto that cash forever. haha Well, I need a job, I can’t find one, and I don’t want one, there’s the kicker.
Dawg, don’t wallow, cookies are good. They need to be made with love and care and happiness. Bacon? I had bacon today. It was goooood. :]
No Mike, get the burger first then the liquor.
I’m In for a burger Mike – let’s GO Brutha!
Is food envy a disorder?
meat dawg
You don’t want a job??? I thought that you did. I’d give you my job if I could. I am apartment maintenance and anyone can do it. My brother took over my job in the beginning of december to fill in for me while i recovered from back surgery. he has never done maintenance before but it is working out fine for him.
Ask Ama….she’ll know. I think she knows more than you do Dawg…lol
Dawg….I drove 3 hours one day while recovering from surgery just to get a burger…lol. but it was so worth the trip, plus I was tired of laying around the house. I’m not one for sitting still for very long unless I’m driving. I love driving just to try to get lost…
OMg!!! how dare you taunt a man with BACON!! … as for the cookies … love you say? that must be why they came out like peanut butter flavored limestone – maybe I’ll put them in a blender with some vodka π
creative dawg
Yes mom….I mean GG..lol. I’ll do what you say.
nice dawg, nice.
Good, you better listen to me. You can’t just skip out on the burger. It’s calling to you Mike. No, I don’t really want to work. lol I want a job solely for money. But working itself, nah. If you gave me your job I’d have to move to Michigan. And that ain’t gonna happen. ha
Dawg, the bacon was so delicious. You should have been there! You’re really missing out.
lol, peanut butter limestone? that’s really odd. Why’d you put limestone in your cookies? That’s not very smart. ;]
Oh great!!! here we go again!!! I was actually laughing so hard from the ….”WhyΓ’β¬β’d you put limestone in your cookies? ThatΓ’β¬β’s not very smart. ;]” that I was actually wiggling in my chair…lol.
I still am everytime i read it…hahahaha
Now you’re just being cruel! … and what make you think that Me … dawg the gweat and tewwible – would PURPOSELY put limestone in the cookies … I followed betty fucking crocker’s instructions to the letter and now I have disc shaped, peanut butter flavored diamond cutters!!!
Mike – where’s my burger and vodka?!?
never mind – I’m going back to bed with the dogs – I need heat
chilly dawg
yeah GG….don’t move to Michigan…there isn’t many jobs here even though I do see tons of postings on craigslist for them. Not sure why everyone says there isn’t jobs here, but that’s what they say. i would like to find a new job but can’t find anything for my skills or at a wage that I afford to take
… and I bet it’s Amakua spreading that rumor that I’m “smart” … isn’t it? Isn’t IT?!?
dumb dawg
No….It’s probably me…lol. You just know what to say, how to say it, and when to say what needs to be said. That’s a good thing. But apparently you suck as a baker…lol
so GG doesnt want to work?
I see ……
VP π
Hahahah, I am cracking up at my own comment, Mike! How do we end up talking about cookies and bacon and shit anyway? Craigslist? There’s no way I’d answer an add on craigslist. There’s murderers on there. There are no jobs where I’m at… the boonies.
Dawg, lol, Betty fucking Crocker wouldn’t appreciate that. She doesn’t exist does she? But it’s not her fault you can’t bake cookies properly. Did you leave them in too long? How’d you mess up cookies dawg? I mean, really? They’re cookies. It isn’t that hard. Well, yours are. π
I really enjoy working…I look forward to it everyday. Wish I could work 7 days a week. Guess I’m just silly for thinking that way.
VP, that’s not what I meant! :]
Funniest Fucking Line of the Day …
“But apparently you suck as a baker”
Thanks for that Mike – now my dogs think I’m a freaking lunatic … but they like my cookies π
NOT BFC dawg
That’s not silly Mike. Some people love to work. That’s you.
There is no murders on craigslist and if there were then I guess I could fix all my problems just by answering an ad…lol. I just look on craigslist because it’s an easy place to find stuff. i look on careerbuilder also. i also ask my work to transfer me but they don’t want me to leave them so they always say there is no openings anywhere else for me. Guess it’s nice to be wanted π
This is just fantasic tonight….just wait till i go get my “burger”
Yes there are, ever heard of the Craigslist Killer? And not to mention the Long Island Serial Killer that is answering prostitute’s adds on craigslist and killing them.
Well, that’s not fair that they’re holding out on you. If you wanna transfer, they should let you.
I’m not looking for prostitues GG…I’m looking for skilled trade jobs…geeezzzzz….lol. it’s sort of a joke at my work about me leaving. I am really good at what I do…the one thing I’m proud of. I understand that they don’t want me to leave. But I have been working in the office since i’m on light duty and my boss told me that I would be capable of doing an office job. so that just opens another door for me. I would much rather being doing maintenance work instead of wearing nice clothes in an office everyday but i’ll take whatever i can to get out of my city and leave the past behind.
lol @ mw … “answering an ad” ….. i guess thats one way to look at it.
VP, thatΓ’β¬β’s not what I meant! :]?? ohh?
lol I know, I know. I’m just sayin. So when your back fully heals are you going to leave your office job and return to maintenance or stay?
FFS GG – get a shovel and shovel snow ,,, now back to the IMPORTANT and relevant discussion – MY cookies! do you REALLY think I care what Betty thinks?!? ain’t like she’s giving a a hummer! It IS her fault cuz I followed her damn directions to the Tee – the damn damn mix musta had portland cement in it cuz I could pound nails with my cookies – anyone need a peanut butter hammer?
Mike! Where’s my vodka? … anyone got any pills? they taste good in vodka
juice dawg
well if it’s full of murders i guess just answering an ad on craiglist would help out alot of troubled people here. completely joking about all of that by the way.
Ad Astra, I lied, that was what I meant. I just lied to my VP like any good virtual kid would do. :]
Dawg….the cookie catastrophe has got me almost rolling on the ground. I’m sorry for your loss……lol. too many vodka’s too chose from. Guess i’ll have to buy a couple different brands and try them before I can get you one.
Dawg, WHAT SNOW?! It hasn’t snowed here. Well, it did and then it melted overnight, but that’s not the point. The point is your cookies are really really awful. Maybe Betty’s out to get you dawg.
I think we got a bout a foot of snow here. It looks awesome with all the trees and powerlines and stuff covered. Took a drive and watched the sun set over a snowy field. It was chilly today but so beautiful. Beautiful sunrise and sunset. Life is good today.
hmm yes i see that behavior often as a VP π
Dawg, maybe use your cookies to prop up your home and do some of those repairs you always wanted to do? Assuming you can’t eat them ….. just sayin π
lol! @ GG …who is being more of a BG today … laughing at dawg who is lamenting his cookie experiment.
Sounds nice where you live MW ~ warm & sunny here today 32+ celsius…
of all the things dawg has said and done here….i’m sure he has changed people’s lives with his mostly positive attitude toward other people’s lives. He always has some kind of option for someone to try to push forward one step at a time. But for some reason he can’t follow the steps on the back of a cookie box…….You are still the man Dawg!!! π π
I prefer the coolness. you can always put more clothes on but the law only allows you to take so much off. no nude beaches here. and i get hot really easily. I’m in michigan by the way AD
Oh geeze – I can’t remember the last time a woman real or imaginary was “out to get me” for any reason – no – I think that Betty whore just “does it” to all men!
“Here comes Betty Crocker – she’ll “rock” your world with her cookies” … biotch
toothless dawg
I don’t need liquor tonight cause i’m laughing everytime something cookie related comes on this post….but, what the hell. I don’t have to work tomorrow. maybe I can even spill some of my secrets later and ya’ll can help save me. be back soon.
Get a bacon burger for me Mike!
Dammt. !! The NY Midgets won. GB is out. NY Travels 2 SF next. Go 9ers!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im in Australia MW …not too far π
dawg go see a dentist tmrw pls ….
Me and dentists don’t overly get along so well – they cause pain and interestingly so do I … albeit both in dramatically different ways
Stop … hammer dawg
No kidding Lucy WTF was up with ThAT?!? I had GB all the way. Now we have to suffer ANOTHER year of Belichick and Brady Ugh!
Hey guys im back what you all doing?
Hey dawg wassup!!
Another beaut day here its 24degrees and about time for a surf!!
@Ad do you know Defqon1 music festival they have there?
Dawg, you hatin on Tom Brady?? :O
And Betty may be a whore but her cookies are damn good.
Hi addy
Hi molly!!
Who are all they hockey teams and hockey players that you are all talking about??? i’ve never heard of them…lol.
Hi mwtele!!wassup!!
Hockey sucks!
lol
@ dawg; I be staying in SF. Peoples here want the lesser of two evils to battle SF. 9ers at home vs. the Midgets better than Lambaugh Field in Janurary. Whatever. I was the only guy at the bar rooting for the Packers. π
Another fantastic trip from the real world here on SP again tonight Molly
H Molly – just another “cookie cutter” day π
FYI – I don’t hate brady so much – it belichick that I can’t stand
As for you and betty – if you like her “cookies” so much – I’m sure the two of you could make a video and sell subscriptions “GG makes Betty’s cookies moist” – I can see that selling big π
bad dawg
yeap GG….another reason I can no longer carry on with my life because no one likes hockey except for Canadians. I must be part canadian.
I would probably look for the video on the internet. I pay a high enough internet bill to justify me “stealing” it online for free
Dawg, that was soooooo suggestive. I’m appalled. ;] Why do you not like Belichick, is it his sweater that irritates you?
Hey, Mike, I’m part Canadian! But I don’t like hockey.
Hey dawg another cookie cutter day?lol ive been running and almost ready for a surf im fading away with all this exercise!!need cookie!!
Seriously. You may have more wrong with you than you think you do :). you are required to like hockey if you are canadian, and curling too.
molly….warning….don’t take any cookies from dawg
hey MW, dont know that festival sorry ….
Hey Ms Whoppit …..lovely to hear from you. 32 here today π
I hate hockey for a living ever since someone wacked me on the ankle in a game talk about roadrage!!
Hey addy what ya up to?
Im Oz and i like hockey …. but rarely on here …. we play real football in Oz …no pads like the yanks ….
Hey molly, the same thing kinda happened to me. I would get hit on the ankles with hockey sticks anytime I played. So now I hate it. lol
im at work on lunch break Molly …. sadly i can go for a surf …or rather windsurf given its windy but warm …. and i dont live near surf breaks sadly ….
its okay AD….i have always wanted to go to it…its at Sydney International Regatta Centre. it’s all hardstyle techno.
btw Molly, if you cant understand what dawg is saying, its because he lost ALL his teeth eating his ‘own’ cookies …. which apparently are cement based and could be used for home repair work im told ….
Its not windy here just hot and the water is lovely,might take my 9 3 out for a paddle soon
are you talking about rugby AD?
shit guys…about an hour behind in my work…damn…lol…bear with me as i attempt to catch up i can’t quit friggin laughing…stop…don’t stop…
@GoodGirl….been trashing you all over the site…maybe you better find some chocolate….just kidding…all good press….if you’re serious about not knowing how old i am….just try to imagine…i am ageless and always…lmao…i love ya….
nice ribbing you’re giving the old Dawg tonight…Golden GoodGirl…keep up the good work….and just use some of that $28 to get chocolate…or better yet buy Dawg a cookbook…lol…you let our secret out of the bag….you know the whole Betty conspiracy to get Dawg
@adastra….home repairs with cookies….that fucking killed me….but enough with the weather if you don’t want me to pay Dawg to send some of his finest samples of his current kitchen catastrophe to you…can think of alot of other uses for projectiles such as these…lol
@Mike….don’t worry so much….it causes anxiety, panic and wrinkles…lol…seriously it is a condition of your forced or necessary seclusion….my first time back…took an ativan….jumped in the car, cranked the tunes, lit a smoke….and was back in the swing of things….and that was after 6 months of agoraphobia so bad i couldn’t reach outside my door to check the mail….it’s all in yer friggin noggin….that being said…anxiety is real…you create it…so on the big day if you’re feeling antsy….just pop a mg. of ativan or one of the pams and Jack’s your uncle….i hope you remembered to put lots of chili all over the burger?….and did i ever tell you about the clothing optional beaches in Mexico in which i partook?…lol
and last but never least Dawg
ya screwed up a fucking mix….it was funny when i thought you were actually baking…lol…Dawg in a gingham apron…picture it with me….lol…and if Betty gave you the mix…forget trying to soak the damn cookies….it’s a conspiracy against men…in general….can’t kill the fucking things…you’ll enjoy them for years i’m sure….i think adastra might have something for ya….lol…just take the vodka straight like aman….and fuck the cookies…oh don’t…sorry…kidding….you’re break yer damn dink…lmfao….
Gonna go try to catch up again…rolling rolling rolling …
Amakua
Rot gut cookies!!lol im not partaking in junk food at the moment ..me and sugar..think toddler with a fist full of lollies..weee!!! Lol
Howdy Ama….Haven’t heard anything good about nude beaches so i’ll stay away. The only pills I have are pain pills for my back that I don’t need anymore. I’ll be fine shortly. And chilli on a burger….NO WAY!!!
Jesus amakua you write books!!!
Mike – I like hockey too – but it football playoffs bud – that trumps hockey at the moment in this hemisphere
… and keep it up about my cookies and I’ll start throwing them at you – with your bad back I’m betting I can hit you!
Oh – and aren’t you canucks required to like RUSH too?
fly by night dawg
MW … summer dayz music festival is pretty good …. guetta, moby, calivn harris, etc …
Im talking what we call Australian Rules Football. AFL for short …
You sound like a fit buck rabbit addy!!
@ Molly, very jealous …. is the water cold there? Id imagine cooler then where i am and we need steamers often (not today)
Ama, I saw you trashing me…called me a killer with my kindness and sarcasm. Much appreciated. lol :]
And, oops! Didn’t mean to spoil the conspiracy. Shhhh… don’t say anything about it to dawg. I think I will buy some chocolate with my money or maybe some Betty Crocker cookie mix.
Any how i hear the surf calling…as you were!!!
Who is Rush??? lol. My back is almost better dawg. I’ll be running like the wind in no time. Hockey is the only sport I like but when it’s done then i’m done talking about it. can’t name every player or stats or anything like that. i’m not a super freak about it but I sure do like watching my team every game. I wear the clothes and hat through out the season but put it all away when it’s done. Can’t believe when the season started, i was so down and depressed that I wouldn’t, couldn’t get myself to even watch a game….and then I found you guys. not sure if that’s good or bad yet π
sorry Molly …my bad….but don’t dont’ ever ask Dawg for a baking sample again…please…no one…i repeat no one….wants to die that way…lmao
lol @ fit buck rabbit ….. maybe.
You sound very chirpy today π
Mike, oh, it’s definitely a good thing you found us.
I wear a full wetsuit,its not to bad we swim in winter in aussie when we go we’re made of stronger stuff us kiwis!!lol see ya later have a good one all!!
Ama we found out the easy way to die is to answer an ad from craigslist. That’s the way to go.
bye molly!
stay well Molly π
Haha i am having a good day for sure!!
sacrilege Mike pure sacrilege…never…i repeat…never cross the border until you learn Rush…..the Canadian Bible…i swear…u tube it man…shit….that’s all that’s friggin’ wrong with you….no Rush….lol
You to addy spot ya!!
it sure has made my life a bit more bearable being here. I even check in a few times a day on my phone but would much rather be in front of the computer commenting. it’s just easier. i have been on this site for a long time but just never registered. I was here looking for methods orignally and then I meet all these great people instead.
the only rush song i like, i think it’s by rush is tom sawyer because it’s on rockband.
Being on here certainly saved my life. That’s for sure. That and I don’t think I would have killed myself anyway. I couldn’t do it. But I’m glad being on here makes you feel a bit better, Mike.
okay GoodGirl…who you sending the mix to?…hummmm….don’t keep it for yourself…stick to the chocolate….Betty…she’ll kill ya…and like i said no one wants to die like that….so maybe i better spread more rumours…like on Facebook or whatever that thing is…yeah….be on the look out…armed and dangerous…sweet face…but packing a box of Betty…beware good citizens…your lives are in peril….gotta pee now….that’s it…using my last nickel to buy Depends…lol
lmao, ama, Depends?! Nice one. I am not sending the mix. I’m keeping it. Or maybe I’ll send it to dawg just to mess with him.
good to hear this site has helped MW …. plus u do some good work yourself i notice ….
π
I still say i can help GG find a job … but i hear now she doesnt want one π
VP
I can’t yet say that this site has saved my life. but it certainly has lessened my mental anguish that i feel every single day. i don’t have much to laugh about anymore but when i come here, there is always something that makes me smile. i’ll hang around here for a bit long i think
Addy, I think I can clarify, I need one but I don’t want one. lol
Mike, I hope you do hang around longer, you are a good, kind person.
Dude? For real?!? you haven’t LIVED until you heard 2112
canuck he says … sheesh … and I’m a baker!
syrinx priest dawg
AD….i don’t really like seeing people suffer. especially the younger ones. they just don’t know yet what life is about. i had it rough on myself too when i was young but here i still am today. i don’t have the brilliant words that others have on here and I can’t spell for shit…but at least I can say that i’ve been there or you aren’t alone or something just so that the person hurting knows someone is listening and not judging.
i know GG … hence why i said …… i hear now she doesnt want one !!
π
i am not Canadian…I am german and dutch i think. i tell my son that i’m Canadian because I like hockey and Irish cause I like whiskey. I think he really believes me about being Canadian. Can you change nationalities like you can change your name??? lol.
AGREE MW ~ plus you bring the perspective of experience …. the plusses & minuses … we cant all be eloquent as dawg … but i sure as heel cook/bake better then he does. π
HAHAHAHAHAHA….poor Dawg. One mistake and look what happens….lol……:)
Being Canadian isn’t all that special. Just be a lazy American.
but GG …. ‘should’ you ever WANT a job …. come find me and chat …. till then enjoy your freedom.
sorry dawg, we still friends? π
I don’t have time to be a lazy American. time is money and I’m definitely not one to sit around. there’s too much to do and not enough time in the day for me.
Dawg is everybody’s friend. where would we all be without him?
Okay, addy, I will. I have been filling out applications lately though.
And lol, dawg will never live down this cookie ordeal. I’ll make sure of it. :]
Hey Mike….I knew you couldn’t be a Canadian…no Rush…simple….but Dutch?…lol….
you can always tell a Dutchman…..just not much….lol
wooden shoes, wooden head, wooden listen….omg…sorry…my 2nd husband was Dutch…lol…and he’s the one who told me these
No offense intended….ahhh i’m good….so Jack isn’t your uncle….Riemer is…lol…what a name…and he changed it when he got here to Dick…lol….much better
What in the world are you talking about Ama??? I’m gonna need to start drinking to figure out what you just said…lol
well then that rules out Dutch….or does it?…lol
copy and paste …how do i know what i’m talking about if i don’t know what you’re talking about…lmao…even i know that…
Stoopid old woman
All i really know is I was born in michigan and from the time i was born to 38 years later I have lived about a mile or two from where i was born and raised. i need to get the hell out of here. is north carolina nice???
born Mike or hatched?…lol…gonna take some of Dawg’s cookies out to the lobby for a quick intermission….prediction….quiet night on the site…lol
possibly ama, possibly.
Bastards! all y’all!
That’s it! I’m jumpin!!!
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nevermind … I’m too tired … and the dogs are hungry
… and NO I not going to feed my cookies to the dogs … I’m gonna throw them at you guys!
lazy dawg
second moving to a new place MW …go do it …. you are in the prime of ur life ….plan it and do it….find somewhere nice ..work can always be found ….
@GG ~ dont be shy, just email me for advice GG … im pretty sure i can help re career advice …. but ur call
Wait Dawg….let me get my hockey pads and helmet on first. I just took my first puck to the mouth last year and broke two teeth so i don’t wanna break anymore getting hit by your pucks….errrrr….. cookies π
yeah ad….it’s not quite that easy for me. i would truly love to but i have responsibilities here that have me stuck here. but i honestly would move and could probably possibly maybe maybe make that happen. but it won’t. but i hear ya…i really do.
lol @ ‘cookie pucks’ ….okay i gtg pple …..enjoy …. stay well.
see ya ad….nice chat…
Screw y’all … whooped me up some wicked awesome egg and cheese sammiches!
eatin dawg
good job dawg….we knew you could do it!
well did you old timers put the youngsters to bed?…lol…killed em in the lobby….literally…can i have some more cookies for tomorrow Dawg…hmmm?
Love ya
Dawg
and arent’ i trying to cut you some slack today?….cookies?
GeenBay Lost..its a dark day in paradise….
No…everyone is too happy to be on SP tonight. That’s a good thing for the world!
Yes Lucy…even in my paradise….boyfriend is a Packers fan…
Sorry for your loss Lucy…lol. it will be better tomorrow π
i might be the only person that doesn’t like football.
I wonder what Lon is doing tonight. Probably on MW3….
And what happened to GG? where did she go?? i know dawg was being a lazy dawg tonight. I guess his egg and ham sandwiches must have made him sleepy. maybe he’s sad cause we were picking on his baking ability. but i’m sorry, dawg….that was funny! made me laugh a lot and i still get a smirk on my face thinking about it.
who Lon?…my guess is went to the commissary….started chatting up the cashier….and we won’t be hearing from him for a wee bit…lol
I’m here. I left for a bit cause I had something to do, but I’m back.
well good….he needs someone in his life. hope he finds her soon. he’s a good guy…one of the good ones, you know?
Oh welcome back GG. thought that maybe since it was sunday and the night before going back to the work week that you were off to bed early
i am surprised how quickly lon and I became like “friends”. that guy is going through a whole bunch of trouble just because he did the right thing. I know things will work out for him in the end. i just hope he can wait to see that.
mike….check back on your post….she’s a bloody fresh air inspector….like moi…besides i figure you work hard enough for all three of us….now if we could just get you to share the proceeds thusly….well….what say you GoodGirl….and use Dawg’s cookies to threaten and blackmail him with
and i just wanna say thanks to all you that are here with me….i really appreciate it a lot. i have had way too many lonely nights and i look forward to these moments everyday while i can.
It’s so easy to be flippant, dismissive……you people don’t really understand pain, do you? Wait untill your team chokes over and over again…..then get back and talk to me.
No no, I never go to bed early. lol I am a 2 or 3 am-er. And I don’t have a job to get up early for.
I agree about Lon, I hope he can work things out. He seems like a decent guy and is being punished for nothing really.
my proceeds are enough to keep me afloat and still be able to enjoy a little excitement from time to time. i would share but I can’t because then what……maybe someday i’ll be rich. i doubt it though.
Ama, air inspector? lol
You’re so very welcome Mike.
Egg and cheese … woulda had bacon but GG ate it all this afternoon … and as lazy as me and the boys are – sometimes they require my undivided attention
all around dog’s dawg
i was kind of joking about the work week and you GG…lol. Totally agree with you about Lon. He’s a cool dude dealing with a lot of stuff that he don’t need to be dealing with.
i think he has a crush on you….speaking of which…i was over spying on the other party site tonight….somethings up over there…i think it’s gonna get ugly….
I said egg and ham….oopss. I get sick from eggs from time to time. been a couple years since i have. but man, i love eggs. my stomach gets all messed up and stuff and then all of the sudden it goes away. but it don’t stop me eating eggs
actually lucy, when the redwings, for nhl hockey, fail in the playoffs, I cry…. i’m just being silly about football. i mean nothing bad at all too you.
they quit talking when we did i thought
Hey Gang, yeah at the fuckn commissary now and it sucks as much as I thought it would. I want to be dead but I still check carb counts and only buy Boar’s Head deli meat. I’m a fuckn mess.
but lucy i really do understand how it feels to want you team to go all the way and then they fall.
Lon……howdy
thought that you might be on MW3…..what’s going on???
lol Mike, that joke went right over my head. oops. hahaha
Ama, what is getting ugly over there? I don’t see what you mean.
Boar’s Head is the best deli meat.
Lucy – you don’t wanna go there about football with me – trust me good sir – be thankful for the successes you’ve had – there are teams that hardly ever make it to the playoffs or haven’t in years
unlucky dawg
i can’t carb count cause i think pasta has lots of carbs and i’m not giving up my pasta…..ever. well someday i will π
Lon….what’s going on???
@ Mwtele; OK. Sorry, I’m gonna shut up now. Green Bay is out. Mwaaaah.
Dawg, what’s your favorite football team?
i thought that i would be some girls dream because i’m not a sports nut….no football, baseball, none of the big name sports….i don’t hunt…i like to cook….but i like hockey. and i’m now learning that it is an issue….great!!!!
it’s okay lucy. i don’t want you to think i’m making fun of you. i’m just being funny cause i love hockey and nothing else. i mean nothing bad to you at all.
Hey Mike, if it makes you feel any better, I hate all other sports besides football. And even then I’m not a nut over it. And that’s cool that you like to cook. I suck at cooking almost as much as dawg sucks at making cookies.
Mike, what’s up man. I’m playing catch up here and you seem like you’re in high spirts. I like that.
damn it……started laughing again……i got tears in my eyes…..lol …..lol….lol….
π
i’m telling you Lon….hang out here more….you know that. I have been laughing all night. No one knows what’s going through my head and i won’t be say it. but man, tonight, and last night….it’s good to be alive these last couple days. but it doesn’t change anything. it just makes the moment better.
“I suck at cooking almost as much as dawg sucks at making cookies.” best comment of the night award goes to GG!
I just spit out my drink from laughing…..
i’m not a great cook but would like to be. guess it’s a secret desire of mine. i think i fail at everything i do. but i love trying.
as bad as I suck at making cookie is how good I am at making egg sammiches … as long as you don’t hog the bacon …
get it? Hog … the bacon π
hog dawg
Hey Lon….got an idea….we’ll get Dawg to send you some cookies….will solve all your fucking problems…like magic….yehhh…that’s it magic cookies…and you will sleep….sleep oh shit….those are long distance magic cookies…but will likely kill you in an instant
sorry you’re bummy tonight….we’re all listening…
Lon….i’m gonna have to send you some sunset pics tomorrow. i’m heading a couple hours north of my house to my favorite beach tomorrow. should be some good snow and hopefully ice out on the lake. i feel so peaceful there.
lol Yay! You know cooking is trial and error. Just keep at it.
Dawg, I love bacon too much, I’m gonna hafta hog it.
Lon….don’t eat the cookies….go back and read the comments here. we’ll wait. might make you laugh. it was really funny at the moment. one of those “you had to be there” moments……pooor dawg
look at dawg….trying to get away from the cookies….sorry….GG said she would never let you forget it.
But GG…..cooking and baking are two different things. Dawg was Baking tonight. i’m sure he is an excellent cook. that’s why his egg and cheese sandwiches were so good. they had to be cooked, not baked. sorry dawg
True. Well, I’m bad at both.
how do you know that you are???
But i’ve never screwed up cookies like dawg did. ;]
LMAO….picturing Dawg in the apron again…trying to “cook”…did you say? a sandwich?….i heard he was making not cooking…and i believe it was sammich not sandwich….ah crap….i so gotta learn how to talk Amurican…lol
is that because you say you are or did someone tell you that you are? i think i’m a bad cook but people tell me that i’m good. i’m never happy with what i make, excpet one time. corn casserole, that shit was good!!!!!!!!!!!!
Good question. I’ve tried a few things and I’m okay but I need a lot more practice.
hahahah at GG…i can see you actually saying that. see your face saying the words…lol.
you know we already pushed dawg to jumpin’ one time already tonight. maybe we should be a little nicer and try to talk him down from the ledge…i’m just saying.
What the part where i ribbed dawg again? lol
that’s what practice is for…no one is perfect at anything. always room to improve. you”ll make someone a great wife someday with some kick ass betty crocker cookies for dessert….lol
seriously hope he’s getting the colonel in line in private…something not right in that sentence…probably figure it out after i submit like usual…lol…hope all is well for sure…all kidding aside
Okay, okay, I’m sorry for picking on your cookie making abilities dawg. You know I love you. :]
But iΓ’β¬β’ve never screwed up cookies like dawg did. ;]
Yeah, is the colonel okay?
I feel for Lon…..a lot of crap he’s been dealt. a lot of crap he shouldn’t be dealing with. glad he found this site though.
anakua … really? … how do you NOT “cook” an EGG sammich?!? … or do you canuckians have raw egg “sandwiches”
sheesh – who don’t know what a sammie is … evidently canuckians dawg … LMAO
amUrican dawg
Lon…i got pics i wanna send to you tomorrow…i won’t be back till probably 3pm your time.
hello people….how much is he dealing himself….just like the rest of us?….hummmm…just not used to being imperfect as we are…he’ll get used to it….the bigger they are…the harder they fall….and he is amazing…just saying
I know this is way late but…. I love egg sammiches. :]
lol at GoodGirl
Anakua Dawg?….what was in those fuckin eggs?…were they scotch eggs?….now you’re talking….and if you insist you need your eggs cooked…well wimpy Amuricans…lol
that’s what it is….he was heading in the right direction. he was doing what he saw himself doing. and then all of the sudden the world came crashing down on him. it’s not right but it will get resolved the way it should be. he just needs to find a way to see that. i know it’s almost impossible to do that. troubles are so much easier to deal with when you have control of how you can fix them….and if death is the way to fix it, then that’s what you need to do. i’m not saying Lon needs to do that. I’m just saying we have all seen that as an option. we need people like lon alive and well.
And GG … if ya loved me you’d share the bacon! … but hey … your bacon … my eggs … we could make beeeautiful sammies together …
… uh oh …
talk about somethin not sounding right …
… dawg
no wonder we kicked your asses in 1812…hahaha…our bi-centennial this year….lol
dawg….you are going to offend her…that is two inappropriate comments this evening…are you tripping on something..lol
Hey lon good youre back the surf was great im ready to pass out waddid i miss??what are we rambling on about now??
did someone bring you vodka afterall?
yeah…his tongue
about cooking and baking and bacon…..you know…the normal stuff…lol. is it day time where you are molly?
hey molly….heard a rumour that you’ve had a good day…wanna share some of the manna?
From biscuits to bacon sammies??lol i think someones food obsessed,i just got a lecture about eating more food…
No, that’s like the third inappropriate comment this evening. And I’m not offended… yet. lol
What’s an egg sammich without the bacon? Sure, I’d share just for that.
i think i remember….no sweets for you
you know…if you start at the bottom and read the comments backwards…they’re even funnier…lmao
3 comments by dawg….WOW! something is going on over there…lol
Mike you been hitting the bottle … ain’t Nuthin wrong about talking about sammiches … specially egg and bacon sammies
how it is dawg
But hold the biscuits dawg ive been warned!!lol
i’m still cracking up every time i read something about the cookies. dawg had me almost rolling on the ground laughing earlier…sorry dawg
lol @ GoodGirl….look who’s keeping score
ohhhhh… biscuits are cookies….got ya……different languages….well, different terms…lol
And to think this all started with fucking betty crocker and her damn cookies.
seriously Dawg….how’s the colonel?
well i better see Lon on here tomorrow night. cause if i don’t……
This all started with ME originally….so you should be thanking me….lol. i started this post.
Humble Mike…lol
lol I know it’s your post. I meant the whole cookie debacle.
Its 5.30 pm here its still hot and ive had a smokin day,exercise is the key ive run surfed walked the beach for miles and ive got snapper for dinner from our neighbour who went fishing (hold the biscuits dawg):-)
i know…..what a night. just great. Lon….hope you feel some of this love going out tonight.
seriously Dawg…hard to make light when you know someone is hurting so bad…necessary i know…but hard…does it get easier?….don’t know how long you’ve been here yourself…notice you don’t say….ever….are you the Watcher?…lol
nice molly. heading on midnight here. sounds like you had a good day. guess for me I would call where you are paradise because i never see that.
hey molly….snapper means something totally different here….just saying…watch what you do with your snapper….lol
Yeah, I wish Lon would talk to us if he’s feeling bad.
@ mwtele wassa matter?thats right its your thread…where do you want it to go now??lol
I would give anything to be on a warm beach right now.
way to go ! all Hail Sir Mikie …here have a cookie … ya bastich
hopefully colonel read his email – he’s kinda had “a day” the other day – but he’s here (or was) … and he wen to sore so … hope he’s hanging
Betty and her cookies … what a whore
bad dawg
hey come on now…we all know what that’s like don’t we?…feel so bad you can’t talk….just send him good energy…and wait…all we can do…sorry…i fully intend to nag his sorry fat skinny ass….the damn 13 toed orang….and i think he has adequate counsel…soo….i hate effin’ waiting for toast….but
Hey hey, don’t talk about Betty like that dawg. She’s a nice person.
can someone transcribe this here Dawg into Amurican…and then Canuck please?
and he wen to sore
Betty and her cookies Γ’β¬Β¦ what a whore
the poetry i get….but the words….ahhh not so much
i had to stay away from this site for a while cause you all made me too damn happy. so i know what Lon is going through. sometimes words just don’t help. you just have to live in your mind and deal with the thoughts. it sucks.
my thread molly but anyone commenting chooses where it goes. i’m happy with whatever.
exactly Mikie i think Dawg said…lol…a genious…i knew it…cud ya help wit the translation perhaps?
no … GG … No she is not … she’s doing it in everyone’s kitchen and her cookies are hard and crusty
violated dawg
I love that this site makes me too damn happy. It makes my day better, honestly. I love these random conversations.
well i guess since we are some what on a down note…sort of…i have to tell you guys that soon you will be talking me down. i surely do love my time here but my time is short here. i’m okay now though so don’t worry. just be prepared.
disgusting Dawg…lmfao
That’s a dirty lie dawg! You just can’t admit to screwing up your cookies, can you?
i told my wife about this site…and she stopped me a couple times from ending it. but i have been good about what i have said here lately. my family checks from time to time now but i think we are so far down the line in comments that they won’t go this far.
Mike, I hope when that time comes, we can talk you down. I think we can.
alright….alright….leave the cookies alone….lol………..
Your family is still checking this site?
we shall see GG.
Sorry – suck ass keyboard … skips letters and type whatever the f-k it wants
Lon – Went to store
keep going GoodGirl…let him have it….he don’t like compliments…so he must want t otha….you’re doing good….but save a piece for the rest of us too eh?
i don’t think so much anymore. they think that i’m fine. i’m a good actor i’ve been told
sad i can’t talk to my family. they don’t understand like you guys do. and now i’ve pretty much gotten to the point where i don’t care too much if they do read this stuff. but i’m still being a bit careful about what i say. they won’t read 100+ comments deep. i don’t think
oh now i get you’re ditty…like i said earlier
Lon went to store
Picked up a whore
or something like that
Maybe that should have been your profession, acting. lol But, you remember what I said about pretending to be happy and fine when you aren’t.
Amakua snapper is fish here snapper guts on the other hand is the slang we use for what youre talkin bout!!!
a whore…was he on craigslist….tell him to be careful because there are murders there
mike if they know you’re acting….how good can you really be?….hmmmm
snapper guts…really…..i don’t even know what snapper means in american or aussie…haven’t seen it for real in over a year…not talking about the fish either. i miss sex….i think
And dawg how did you screw your cookies??fast or slow??lol
oh much prettier picture Molly….makes me glad i haven’t a full length mirror in the necessary…lol…snapper guts….well i suppose it’s better than mud flaps or something
GG….if you were in my personal life you would think everything is fine and dandy with me. that’s how i have to live and that just makes it worse for me. it’s so tiring. but coming here, i don’t have to pretend and i love that but i can not live the rest of my life by coming here everyday. there are things that i physically need that just won’t happen. i’m fine though…really…not acting now.
really good Ama cause they aren’t bothering me\
naw now i remember…piss flaps….lol…time for bed?…i’m making myself sick now
but enough about my problems for now….there is plenty of time for that later.
need to focus on lon right now and figure out what he needs now
@molly, lmao!!
acting is tiring, i agree. and coming here for the rest of your life isn’t an option either. ugh, i just don’t know. glad you’re really fine now though.
molly – you know how guys are … ten minutes and a nap while they cool down – I mean – we’re talking betty f-king crocker here … just ask GG … she’ll tell you how easy Betty is
git er dun dawg
i know…thanks GG…i know you understand
i don’t think lon is coming back tonight. maybe he’ll be here tomorrow.
GG….that may have been an inappropriate comment too…i’m not sure… that could be number 4 for the night.
he better be here tomorrow….otherwise i have to drive to the west coast. that’s a long ride.
yeah, dawg thinks me and betty are “friends” i think. so yeah, #4.
i hope lon comes back tomorrow.
for a Big Mac and a box of Smarties I can grant your earlier request….and i’m closer…closer than you’d like….lol
Dirty dawg(((blush)))) lol
i’ll be here every night this coming week. plan on sending a message from the frozen beach i’ll be on tomorrow afternoon. and then head home and be back on the computer. unless things change and i have to head to the west coast.
nah Mike come east….and bring Smarties
was that comment to me about sex Ama???
yeap…it was…lol
@ gg where did you and betty meet lmao
don’t you think that’s only fair GoodGirl since he has cut us out of our 2/3’s of his profits???
Ama, a Big Mac and a box of smarties?! LOL
me and Betty go waaaaay back. lmao
Mike where did you get sex out of a Big Mac and a box of Smarties?…lmao…oh i see…you’ve dated our loverly local Jungle Jane as well have ya?…lol
alright….let me get sexy here and gross……i love sex and i’m damn good at it. hardly ever got it being married….once every month to month and a half. well, i masterbated a lot….sorry. but now a days……i can’t even do that. just not interested anymore.
oh great…..never mind that comment…lol. too late….
maybe Lon getting betty’s cookies … gonna show us how it’s done … ya think he can do her right?
GG – i want your meatcandy … bacon – the meat of the gawdz
mike why you doggin me like that? sheesh
tuff crowd tonight
dogged dawg
i thought that if i gave you a big mac and smarties that you were down for whatever Ama….i was mixing up past comments and stuff
well what’s he giving us now out of his big pay check…if there are only jobs for 1 in 3…i say them that’s working outta share….that’s all….not trying to start an occupation or anything….but myself…i want more cheese…that’s all…
nah dawg….nothing but love here for you tonight…in a completely heterosexual way…
lol Mike & Dawg, are you two sippin on grandma’s sauce?
i don’t have a big pay check…i have enough to get by…that’s it…until the child support comes out and then it’s a different story……
no…i’m sippin dawgs vodka…had to try which one he would like cause he didn’t say which one he wanted
… and y’all thought I WAS BAD?!?
eyes covered dawg
Geeze mwtele that was personal!!but dont you know you are now a legend this thread is over 600 long now and we are just gettin down to the snapper meat and cookies and bettys in there too!!!lol
dawg i gotta be honest and say when i saw you first commenting on here i thought that you were mean. i never really read too much into the comment i guess. you may be the coolest dude here. sorry for doubting you.
I WILL BE REMEMBERED FOREVER…..LOL
nah GoodGirl….pay attention….Dawg is cookin…Mike is what did he say masterbating or something….i bet that doesn’t come easy….lol…and you didn’t mistake me Mike…well sorta…but…long story…kwitcher booing…lol
i can finally say i did something in life….set a new record for SP…but it’s not me…i just started the thread…you guys did all the work
Dawg is the grandaddy!!respect!!
No, I am the legend on here with a post of 562 comments. So lets see if you can beat me Mike.
i guess this is the thread for sad people to come to so they can be made fun of, make fun of others, do a little surfing, try to bake a thing or two, and express their concerns for someone that needs them.
MIKE…are you friggin’ serious…..you doubted the great and knowing Dawg….are you serious….that i get….but now you’re admitting it????
Guards!!! Off with his head!!!!
The Queen of Tarts
Nah Ama….just not interested in doing that anymore…i’m broken…. well guess i have to hang around till i beat GG’s mark….guess i better take out some advertisements to get people here to post on this thread…my time is short remember…lol
Mwetel from what i hear your doing the work!!!lol (((((cheeky grin)))))
i don’t doubt dawg at all….he may be my hero…..but don’t tell him.
lol It’ll happen for this thread, we’re almost there anyway.
lol…that’s funny. well i was till a week or so ago then just stopped “working”
can’t do that Mike I killed off the lobby with the cookies…..remember?
well i guess i better close this thread then…. i don’t want to beat you GG.
definately don’t have to worry about my family reading this then….lol. so what do you wanna know…lol
sure you can beat my other post, why not?
Molly …lol…if I am the Queen of Tarts….you are the Queen of understatement and subtle sarcasm…dirty bird…lol
Keep it up ive gotta cook dinner before he has a hissy fit and throws my phone in the surf!!laters
because i would feel sad…..i didn’t wanna take anyone’s records away…hell, i didn’t even know what hijacking was until dawg explained it. just wanted a place to say whatever, you know.
would he like cookies?
Mike – people are free to take me however they choose – I’m a pretty “in your face” kinda person – but i think I’m as honest and straight as they come. glad you you get something out of what I have to offer …
… as for the rest of you gutter trolls – get your heads out of the gutter! LMAO – especially you Amakua! I bet you know how to put the icing on betty’s cakes!
where in the world is dawg
dinner….it’s almost breakfast time here….lol. i’ll take some eggs and cheese sammich..lol
no dawg…i just read you wrong… you are fricken awesome and a blessing to this site. glad you are here. glad that i get to chat with you. glad to know you. glad to know all of you.
Amakua youre definatly the queen of tarts im just an innocent wee thing((((choking back a snigger)))
oh yeah….madame jizzmop….over and out
oh, well, i don’t want my record taken away, but i will make a sacrifice for you. lol besides this thread will totally get there and beyond. i just know it.
It ain’t easy bein cheezy
chester dawg
ah molly see day one i said i loved you and i meant it and i still mean it….is it getting any easier to hear?…..
I like cheezies and cheetahs
im out of pop for my whiskey…great! do you guys call it pop or soda in your neck of the woods?
took coma meds so y’all might have to handle this record breaking business on your own
dogs can’t count dawg
alright dawg, as always a pleasure chatting with you.
night night dawg.
it’s called soda in my neck of the woods.
let Lon know we are all thinking about him
grew up calling it pop – now I call it soda – the transition was hard
pop dawg
Hey GoodGirl….did you see Mike groveling and debasing himself at the throne of the almighty Dawg?….it’s killin me….he thinks Dawg is perfect now….what an illusion…eh?….how many strikes you got against him so far tonight…Dawg I mean…well Mike too for that matter.
Just fuckin forgive him Oh Great and Powerful Oz
before he tries to leave you an offering on your temple
do you know where the guys hands have been?…i mean really….lol
thanks for having my back dawg…
no,no my hands aren’t there anymore….chill….lol
*clings to GoodGirl* Weeeeee to bed
see if i ever tell you guys anything ever again… guess the ones to talk me down aren’t going to be able too after all π
oh look ATT joined us….HI ATT
and he follows my comment with more groveling and i think an offer for sex…guess Dawg’s the passer
oh brother!!!!!!!!!!!
ATT….soda or pop???
My stalker!!! I missed you stalker.
come on Mike…don’t take yourself so personally…I don’t…but we can’t take your heat for ever….everybody plays the fool some time…there’s no exception to the rule…listen baby…it might be factual…it might be cruel….but everybody plays the fool…..and if you tell me you don’t know Motown…i give
lon doesn’t talk to me ‘offline” as much as y’all think – and I can only hope he listens to me – I’ve been in his shoes legally so I know this roller coaster – I’m not sure how receptive he is to my experience. Unfortunately, it’s not the first time someone chooses not to listen to me
who’s turn is it with betty?
whip up a batch with betty dawg
Huh???? are you talking about where the redwings play?
Dr. pepper but yes soda.
And I’m on my way out
Sorry to join and leave clinging to GoodGirl
So night guys *continues to cling to her* n.n
well dawg i’m just saying if you email him tell him we are thinking of him…that’s all
no att! don’t leave! okay, goodnight. ;]
she only has eyes for you ATT….soda…really??? okay. have a good one.
Who mentioned redwings…are you that stuck on hockey…you really should as Lon would say deflect and come to our side we’ll teach you Rush and beer and outdoor winter sex…lol
tonight was a good night but it also is making realize things a bit more. funny how you can find what you need in every part of life
I’m not leaving you XD
I’m leaving with you LOL
sounds wrong but you know what I mean
I hope O.o *clings tightly to GoodGirl*
Weee to bed now! c:
i like beer…took a while though. yes i’m stuck on hockey until hockey is done then you won’t here about it from me. winter sex would be hottttt!!!!!
Okay, att, lets go. :]
well thanks for taking part in history tonight ATT…..at GG’s expense…i have to figure out how to fix it for her.
@ Mwtele
yes soda n.n
And everyone has eyes only for me ;D
But GoodGirl is just more focused LOL
well night
exactly…are you sure you weren’t taken prisoner in the war of 1812….you almost sound like a Canuck to me…except the Rush thing…gotta work on it if you want to d e f l e c t with the colonel Mike
isn’t nickelback canadian…i like them
yep, i’m totally focused.
and mike, don’t worry about it.
not worried at all as long as he’s not from craigslist…lol!
*pokes GoodGirl* Okay then onwards to bed woman!
I’m tired so lets hurry D;
Football.
Rugby.
Lacrosse.
Vodka.
Tequila.
lol
if they are i won’t admit it…lol…like the music…can’t stand the lead…can’t can’t can’t
LOL. att and I have an agreement.
okay, okay, i’m coming. don’t rush me. lol
i just found a song of theirs that i really like cause we were doing rockband the other night and my brother was looking away from the screen singing and you could tell he was feeling the song. the words were deep to him and now they are deep to me. i don’t know the words but i can download it and find out. i think the song is “young” or something like that.
maybe if they are Canadian we can use them as a negotiating tool in our next war…how much you think you Amuricans would give for them…Niagara Falls NY…perhaps…hmmmmm
probably nothing….no need for war…lol
we want the rest of our Falls back….capiche
i only like a couple songs of theirs. i like country songs the most cause they are usually sad and explain all my life.
but they are on the border so you just have to share
lol yes we does.
And unbreakable contract
that has created a bond? XD
*keeps clinging* anywho
this is my last comment
And psh hurry woman
I’m sleepy, so lets go!
To bed now D;
(Bye guys c: )
silly canucks and their “winter sex” … don’t they know everything is smaller in the cold?
iced dawg
yes Mike I understand…now about the Falls?…lol
SEE ya ATT
Big Mac and a box of Smarties ? hmmmmm
but dawg it’s the warmth the canucks have inside that makes things bigger
share….thems fightin words….you have to take them…lol
but i wouldn’t actually know anything about that since i forgot how it all even works anyways.
triple turtleneck country here for sure ayup Dawg
wow!!! i thought the canadians were the peaceful people….Ama…you might be proving me wrong…lol
I could so go for a Big Mac right now. stop it ama! lol
i use to tell my son i was from moosejaw, i can’t spell the providence
i know…she keeps saying that…big mac, big mac, big mac….i’m hungry…but burger king is like 500 feet away
less than 20 comments to go you guys, and the record will be defeated
aren’t you supposed to be in bed now GG?
final offer Nickelback for the Falls….i await your answer….and sex for smarties…oh crap now i’m confused….lol…thanks for letting me have fun at your expense tonight Mike…Dawg kinda needed a break…lol….had a rough day truth be told
oh….time to close the post
i know, i’m hungry too and she keeps talking about burgers. i’m suprised i want one after not having much of an appetite.
Ama…are you blonde???
we’d go to war to force canucks to KEEP nickleback Yeech!
besides – don’t have that stoopid kid? whassizzname?
idol dawg
providence….lol….would ya be aiming for province perhaps
we have talked about a lot here and i guess that just makes you hungry
lol Justin Beiber dawg? and yeah, the canucks can keep nickelback. 80’s metal all the way!
do you want me to be blonde Mike?…lol
what are you and Ama talking about Dawg??
so you aren’t okay…thanks…anyways…you have facebook. can’t have sex with anyone that has facebook. so i’m very limited in my choices
GG….you aren’t old enough to know 80’s metal
You are never too young for the oldies.
Hellz Yeah 80’s metal baby!
rawk dawg
me too dawg i’m was living the 80’s.
will you take Nickelback….will be blond buck naked on a polar bearskin rug in my warm little igloo…with my warm Canadian snapper guts….but please ya gotta take Nickelback…the Beaver..I mean Bieber…he’s killin us
oldies….lol
I wanna be 562 so bad
nope, can’t do it….you have facebook. i am so against facebook
shit, mike, you took my 562 spot, i was 563. :[ lol but we broke the record!
what the hell is 562?
oh…sorry…just got it
Hey Mike….did I miss something…who has Facebook….and who’s having sex…not my business but I hope if not a Big Mac…they’re atleast getting a Whopper
Mike… you are officially a legend on SP.
Holy crap…talk about a lot of comments. I don’t know if I can catch up…
well soon you will all be able to do eulogy about me and hopefully break this record we set tonight because of YOU and the rest of YOU all that are here. I started the thing. YOU all finished it
you got a way to go will….lol
Will, welcome to this legendary post. lol We’re talking about Big Mac’s, Betty Crocker, dawgs cookies, canucks, and sex on facebook? lol not too sure.
mike and facebook can’t be used in the same sentence….rule number one. facebook is part of the reason that i’m here.
Yea… I’ll just see if I can gather information from the newer comments…
okay in respect for your recent record setting post….take Nickelback and we’ll throw in Anne Murray…lol…and I’ll see if I can call the war off
sex on facebook…did you mean sex because of facebook???? oh man, i have some things i’m gonna say in the next few days…lol.
i thought she was dead
lol I have no freaking idea what you and ama are talking about Mike. I thought you guys were talking about sex on facebook.
make sure you read everything about the cookie catastrophe…it will make you laugh a lot…i did for me…lol. it’s about 200 comments back….lol
Jeez I can’t even type fast enough before at least 2 more posts xD
Well thanks GG for the info ha.
Big Macs: Ew..but I dont think I can eat them anyhow. but why would I want to? ha
Betty Crocker: Idk why but first thing I think is brownies
Dawgs cookies: Hope they’re not too furry…
Sex on facebook: Uh…? wut lolol
no, i hate facebook, i hate seeing the word, saying the word, thinking about it, i wanted Google+ to knock it away but that hasn’t happened
Will….you got a WHOLE lot of reading to do…lol. good luck
Mike….who said anything about Facebook…seriously…I don’t Facebook…I hate Facebook…it’s American…God….God Bless America and throw in Nickelback, the Bieber and Anne Murray….but you can’t have Gordon Lightfoot…no way God…and the effin’ Facebook…sacrilege…but where did you get the idea of having sex on Facebook in the first place….
i’ve seen stuff about you saying stuff about facebooking….everyone has facebook expect me. that’s why i’ll never find someone to be with. but that’s fine. time is short.
i didn’t get the idea of sex and facebook. GG said it.
lol Will, don’t worry none of us can keep up.
Dawg’s cookies tasted like peanut butter and limestone or something. They were hard as bricks and we were ribbing on him all night for it. It was Betty Crocker brand. Then some suggestive comments ensued about Betty. Amakua brought up Big Mac’s in exchange for her sexual favors. lol This thread is all over the damn place.
and just who is supposed to be dead?
anne murry
I don’t have a facebook either, Mike.
damn it….started laughing hard again when i read about the limestone cookies….hahahaha
really…you don’t???
but you aren’t blonde so it would never work…and much to young for me….plus you have at least one stalker that i know of for sure, i know there are others. so it just wouldn’t work…lol
Nope, no FB. I deleted that ***** a year ago.
Well I’m not too big on facebook – but that’s just because it’s depressing. Though it does have plenty of idiots on it too, and that just doesn’t help.
Well kudos for GG then.
ye I’m not putting much money into me actually catching up. Wait… how do you mix up a type of rock and peanut butter? That’s some crunchy peanut butter – but yum I like peanut butter cookies. lolol. Wait… Big Macs for sexual favors? Okay, that just got weird.
iΓ’β¬β’ve seen stuff about you saying stuff about facebooking
seriously Mike…kidding about posting rumour about GG on the Facebook thing…and where did the sex come into it?…hmmm?….and now i’m saying stuff about facebooking all over the site….sorry no Facebook here….and no sex either….unless…lmao…about Nickelback
lol My heart belongs to another, Mike. It’s okay.
well good for you GG. nothing but trouble from that site. i have never had it at all.
oh and I’m one of those stalkers mwtele BACK OFF lolo jk.
it’s okay Ama….very sensitive about Facebook and if i see something said about it i go nuts….that’s just me…it will be okay soon.
don’t worry will…just be nice to her. i will need to borrow her from time to time just to have nights like this. not looking for anything else
nuts….did someone say nuts
she’s a good girl that deserves a whole lot more
Let’s just forget about FB, then. It sucks, end of story. lol
Will, I have no idea how rocks got into his cookies. He didn’t elaborate. And yes, this convo is very weird.
yes it is…..i’m glad i started it. what would i be doing if i wasn’t here. thank god for SP
There’s only so much of me to go around. You’ll all have to share.
well i just need you for maybe one or two days more….maybe an hour a day…not asking for much more. but if you busy during that time it’s fine. i have had a great time with all the time that we have shared.
i’m telling you GG….you will hit it big someday….you deserve that
One to two days? What’re you going to do after that? I’ll try to be here for you when I can.
no,no…it’s okay….i’ll be here all week. no worries.
i could say what’s going on since we are so deep into comments but i’ll wait a bit.
Dawg…whereever you are in coma land….don’t worry…Mike drank all your friggin’ vodka….don’t wait up for it….all gone….he’s even starting to confuse me…lol…and that’s saying something.
Gonna call it a night all…big day tomorrow….in the real world…lol…hope no offense was taken….no offense was ever meant…it’s all good….but so sleepy…the poppies….the poppies…the beautiful poppies….ahhhh
Night
Love to All
Especially Mike….you’ve been a relatively good sport….thanks for having me…well you could have had me if you weren’t so cheap…lol…a Big Mac a box of Smarties and take the rights to Nickelback…back….not so much to ask is it?….
Okok I can comply with that mw. Agreed – deserves a whole lot.
But Im just a stalker hmmm lawl.
/blows up FB. Okay well then, no more talking about that.
Well…rocky cookies – gotta be good for you….right? Eh, they’re good -applause for dawg-
I’m glad you started it too mwtele.
We have to share you GG? nooooooo. π
but if you were only blonde….lol
no. no sharing GG. she’s free to do what she needs to do. i don’t lock anyone down. stalk her all she wants. i have no intentions other than wishing her the best and her telling me it’s okay. that’s it. plus she’s not blonde so i’m not interested…lol.
Night Amakua. :]
Okay, Mike, I’m glad you aren’t gonna off yourself in two days. Big sigh of relief.
Blondes are overrated. Brunettes have more fun. :]
Will, you’ll just have to share. But I’ll hold a special place in my heart for my #2 stalker…. just don’t tell attheend. ;]
Careful GG….it’s getting complicated it sounds to me. But i believe blondes have more fun but it doesn’t matter anymore. i’ll be here the rest of the week. i’ll be sending a message from a frozen beach hopefully tomorrow late afternoon. thanks for the night.
Yes, keeping track of these stalkers and such is very complicated. lol
okay, goodnight, Mike. Thanks for making this thread.
Oh my god you did it you broke the record!!!!
Welcome back, molly, yep we broke it!
Goodgirl has it right. Blondes are overrated, brunettes have more fun. π
Woo for mwtele then!
Awwyeaaa. -checks off goal to make it in the top 5 of GG’s stalker list- My lips are sealed π
yeah i’m sorry about that….i actually feel bad and that will be another thing i’ll have to feel bad about. but it wasn’t me. it was all these people that participated. we had a good time here, right? and that’s what it’s all about. not too much talk about dying. just a lot of talk about living and laughing. that’s how life should be.
no blondes are not over rated…..
Oh, g’night mwtele
And welcome molly
GG…. i will somehow figure out a way to make this up to you…i think Dawg will be the right one to start the post that breaks my post after i’m gone
Mike, dude, don’t worry about breaking my other thread record. It’s cool. I got to participate in this one at least.
yeah but……………………i’m a giver
And you gave this awesome thread. I had some good laughs here.
this post is going to go on tomorrow/today too
i had too many laughs cause of you…lol. thanks… i reallly appreciate it.
i’m posting here when i get to my frozen beach tomorrow after noon
Will, you better keep your lips sealed, or I’ll have to bump you to number 6. lol
And yes, brunettes FTW.
if i have service there. i think i do
no, brunettes…..whatever….lol
That’s what I’m here for, some good laughs and the occassional cry. π
i actually haven’t cried in a while now. you made me cry a while back. but i’m to the point now where crying doesn’t matter. and i’m sorry, but soon you guys will be talking me down. hope it works.
I’ll get all emotional with you all in the next few days and then i’ll start letting my real stuff out
and we shall see what happens from there. i’m doing something soon that i don’t want to do, but it is something that i need to do. so we shall see
Sounds like you have this really well planned, Mike. lol I never plan my moods out like that.
well i’m out for the night/morning. messages coming from a frozen beach in 14 hours. Lon……i need to hear from you soon dude.
its okay GG….been planned for a while but got stopped without people knowing they were stopping me. well, they did know for the first one, but not the second. we’ll see about the third
Night.
alright talk tomorrow if you aren’t being to heavily stalked
Ohh. Well, I guess we’ll find out too then. good night mike. talk to you soon.
lolol i’m always being stalked.
@GG: Always. XDD
Made me scared when you threatened to bump me to #6 D: lol
Aight mw, well even though I didn’t really participate with makin’ you laugh and all, glad you got that. I’ll be keepin my eyes peeled for those posts and such.
Night.
lol, Didn’t mean to scare you. I promise not to bump you. :]
This post died down sooo fast.
Woo woo. Got something goin’ for me for once π
Yea it did, was at its peak then BAM slow down. Rollercoaster status.
Well I’m sure it’ll pick up tomorrow again lol. Unless Dawg makes some competing post hah.
Is there a limit to how many comments are on a post??
If stalking me means something is going your way, glad to be of service. lol
Yeah, they all went to bed. Party poopers. ha I am actually a little tired now myself. It’s almost 2am here. What time is it where you’re at?
I wonder how many comments a post can get too. Apparently almost 700. Maybe we can all try to see just how high it goes tomorrow.
I haven’t read most of the above comments and it looks as if I’ve arrived right on time for everyone to leave and go to sleep. Sigh.
lol, kno1, yes, you missed out on an interesting thread. And I’m about to go to bed, so good night. You can always go back and read through some of it. Might give you a laugh.
Hah, gee thanks π
Bed? Sleep? Serious party poopers – and you joining them xD It’s almost 12 here right now. West coast. Let’s go higher π
Don’t worrry kno1, I didn’t either. but GG gave me a quick fill in. You’ll catch on. Mostly because it’s all random ish.
I see. Well how are you?
Holy shit, you guys wrote a lot! I’m playing catch up. I’m just about as Okay as you guys. Mike, Dawg, Amakua, GoodGirl, AtTheEnd and posse I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to be a bad friend and miss the party but as you know I play MW3 with my brother and buddy who live far away everynight. Makes me feel like they’re here with me. I just finished and snuggled up with my dogs in bed π
Hey Lon, you weren’t a bad friend at all. We were all concerned about you and now we know you are okay so we will catch up with you later. I should have been playing MW3 with ya but its hard to get my son off the PS3 sometimes…have a good day Lon. We will all chat again really soon.
You to Mike.
hey Lon….are you there …need to talk to you really quick like
crap….sorry Lon….gotta scram …been called bedside for a friend….will try to catch up with you later….hope all is well with you
Love ya
Amakua
I’m here.
how’s it today boss?
cold dawg
Just laying here in bed. Was considering a matinee but don’t feel like going anywhere and all the movies suck. How are you Dawg? You off today?
no – not off today – just freezing, in pain (as usual) and unmotivated (when am I ever?) … so I’m laying here in bed too … all bundled up trying to ward off the chill but it ain’t working.
‘red tails” looks like it will be awesome but I don’t know if it’s out yet.
watching Huntsman give up his run right now.
politics dawg
I really liked the Girl With the Dragon Tattoo movie. I felt for that chick. Movies never make that impact on me, maybe its my mood lately. Dreading work tomorrow, fuck. Just looking forward to next weekend so I can sit on the couch the whole time.
Just checkin in from the beach. I might be the only person in the world that enjoys the beach in the winter time. It was supposed to be snowing up here but it’s not. I do need some sunscreen though. It is very sunny. Well have a good day everyone. Talk to you all later.
Mike, that sounds very therapeudic. Enjoy yourself. It’s raining here, it never rains here, and I’m oddly happy because Im normally outside and I don’t want to go out anyway. Weird. Just sitting here hopping the day never ends so I don’t have to go to work tomorrow.
Hey colonel glad you are back!!!girl with dragon tattoo movies are not as good as the books and the thirdcone was a bit slow but the book was heaps better hey you alll anyone there??
Mike i love the beach in the winter time too,especially with a fire and a good book!!had too much wine lastnight i didnt go home till 9pm and i was riding my bike its hillarious trying to follow a white line without falling on your arse!!
Molly, you’re a book girl, I’m not into books. Believe me, I tried (NY Times best sellers, Star Wars books, I’m working on another degree and the reading is killing me) just not exciting enough for me. ADD perhaps, Analys? I even got that Kindle Fire thing and ended up playing Angry Birds on it, lol. A motorcycle or gun magazine is about as far as I enter into the world of literature π
Oh yes my way. A fire would be really nice on the beach. Even better if I had someone to share it with, but that ain’t going to happen.
Lon…I went to my favorite state park after the beach. It was so quiet and barely anyone there. Its in the 40’s too so that made it even more therapeutic. Just out gathering a few more memories of a place that I love
WTF?! GoodGirl I have to share now? D:
Oh hell naw…that’s breaking our agreement
u.u I’m like…so heartbroken now.
Mike, dude, sounds awesome. Just stay warm.
40 is warm for Michigan this time of year. Filling my belly at a buffet now…lol. waiting for the sunset
That sounds great, Mike. I wish I was there with you. Shit, I wish I had a little shack out there to live in where no one would bother me. Fire every night, my dogs, cat, old Jeep and dirt bike. No bills no bullshit.
Sounds like a plan colonel!!enjoy mike dont get to lonely remember we are here to talk crap and feelings and cookies..oh has anyone done betty today???lol
That would solve alot of problems, I’m sure. They have year round camping but not sure if they provide electricity in the winter so it’s pretty empty all winter long
Always lonely Molly except when I’m on SP π
Well we are glad to chat wow you are really a legend mike its over a 1000 on this thread i think now im not sure on my iphone i have to scroll for ages to comment lol
I know …I have to scroll a lot too. Much easier on a computer. I’ll be on the computer in about 6 hours
Oh no thats views i think its still in the 600s,its 8.48 am here and the sun is out its going to be 25 degrees today i will have to go surfing we go home tomorrow back to reality shrinks psychologists cbt and all that stuff sigh…should i tell them ive spent three weeks talking on the suiside project??maybe not!!!lol
I will be sure to come back in 6 hours then mike have a good one hey colonel watch all three movies they are worth it!!take care buddy
Lol..mauybe it might help to tell. Never know
No electricity needed, a generator for backup. There has got to be some place in the world left where you can live like that. Just work on my degree and yes Molly, read books π
I am glad I don’t do all that therapy stuff. Doesn’t sound fun at all
I’ll just fix me myself
Mike it migjt get me in the shit!!lol it wouldnt be hard for them to track me by my web address think i will pass…
Glad to see you’re okay Lon, we were all worried about you last night.
Looks like you’re having a good day at the beach Mike. I don’t know how you can enjoy it beings it’s so cold. I need hot summer weather for that.
Att, look, it’s not what you think. You are my number one stalker. Better than all the rest. I hope this “sharing” thing doesn’t come between us.
Right now…in this very moment, I have never felt so alone sitting on a piece of drift wood waiting for the sun to set. I am broken and tears are just flowing and I can’t st them. What a release of pain! I don’t know why I am so broken now. I’m use to being alone but maybe because this place is special to me. Listen to Paul Catcalled “sweet escape” while watching the waves roll in makes this moment even more emotional. Wish I could just keep walking my happy ass down the beach, never stopping and never looking back. Life don’t work that way though. I’m okay though, just wanted to jot this down quick. Back to walking…
Hey Goodgirl, I’m sorry, I don’t want you guys to every worry about me.
Mike, you need to kick off another thread, the scrolling and refreshing on my phone is worth it, but getting to be a pain in the butt. π
Today, was the day I was going to do it, I wanted it to rain and it is a nasty day. I think that’s a sign. I can’t face work tomorrow. Of course I won’t do it and will suffer as the base loser who no one believes. It’s funny because I know everyone on base. I’m the guy who ensures my troops were involved in all family events so I know all the wives and kids, all the old ladies that work at the PXs know me because I always make them laugh, I’ve been to the General’s house for frign dinner, I know everyone in the gym of course, etc. But now people look at me like I have a curse. It is suppose to be kept quiet but rumors fly like wild fire there. Why would I out of the blue attack 3 dudes who are accually bigger than me? I’m 6ft and these guys were like 6.1 and up all while grocery shopping with a girl? It just doesn’t make sence that this shit has gone this fuckn far. So much for the year of the dragon.
To add insult to injury my fuckn parents just discovered text messenging and are blowing up my phone. Welcome to the year 2012, Ma.
Where’s Dawgie Dawg?
Mike, I want to be hwere you are and never leave.
There is an old military proverb that states “Perception is reality” and another that goes “Your whole life you can build a MILLION bridges… but you suck ONE you-know-what and you’re remembered as a you-know-what sucker”.
I’m whining to myself again.
Um o.o
Does anyone else besides me realize what GoodGirl said
is what every cheating husband has said?
Well I don’t know if it will “come between us”
I’ll think about it.
AtTheEnd, Hahaha! I think I heard that said a few times on The Jersey Shore!
Mike, maybe you needed to get all of that emotion out. This day at the beach could turn out to be a good thing.
Lon, how could we not worry? Remember we’re like an almost family. And yeah, because of one mistake (or not even a mistake) that’s all that people tend to focus on. Not everything good you’ve ever done.
Att, I have needs and wants, you’ll just have to deal with that. lolol Okay, okay, I’ll stop sounding like a cheating husband. I’m sorry for breaking your heart. You are my best stalker.
Well, I am from Jersey! lol
I miss good ole Atlantic City.
Perception is reality is actually an old buddhist tenet ….. just sayin π
Reality is very much real it has consequences, it is just that the beauty of reality is NOT fixed….it is malleable …. and we can better it or worsen it ….. free will says it is up to you to decide ….sadly many are worseing it for themselves & others ….
Jersey girl ….so do you look like those pple in that MTV jersey show, all tanned & glammazoned up?
π
This is my 2nd try with this thread and I still have no clue what’s going on. I just read dicksucking and cheating husbands did I miss something?
lol, some people focus on the wrong things kno1 ….just sayin π
Addy, nope. I look nothing like those Jersey Shore folks. I am white as can be and I don’t have huge hair with tons of make-up and fake nails. And I most certainly don’t sound like them either. I do, however, look Italian. :]
@ad the only other thing I’ve gathered from this thread is stalking…. Is this an episode of the Maury show?
Yes, I believe this is Maury… or maybe Jerry Springer.
Phew …. okay you’re back in my good books. π
Alabaster or porcelin skin is fine …. that said those Jersey shore folks are quite caricature like …. seen the ads, never watched it.
ps nice thread mw π ….
lol @ kno ….. quite possible. I believe AT is the resident ‘but friendly’ stalker of GG ….
but i believe there is some tension btw the two re GG propensity to ‘share’ …. π
I’m staying out of this one!
@goodgirl I think I’ve seen a picture of you on here and if I remember correctly you’re cute… I hope that doesn’t make me a stalker….
Adastra, GoodGirl’s picture is on here she looks exactly like J-WOW π
Kno1, its all what you take away from it my friend.
Ahaha Adastra has it right XD
But no no GoodGirl nice try.
Sadly I’m not that easy .-.
You broke our agreement
But that’s okay, I hope your other
stalkers make ya happy
I may be a hopeless romantic
but I am not what you are trying to convince me to be ;o
kno1, Thank you. I’m always open to more stalkers. We just can’t tell ATT.
Addy, Glad to be back in your good books. I’ve watched one entire episode of Jersey Shore, and I’d really rather die than watch it again.
Lon, you think I look like J-WOWW?? Really? I don’t see it.
Att, don’t say that. We can work it out.
ty lon, i know π …she shur is purdy……. no stalker here AT promise!
@ Lon
yeah I don’t see the J-WOW resemblance o.o
@GoodGirl
Nah
@Adastra
lol it’s fine
You can stalk her
I’m done wiff GoodGirl c:
Att, you don’t want to go to stalker couples therapy with me?
Well she doesn’t look like Snookie.
lol @ Lon
lol nah sometimes
you look at a situation
and you realize
it’s not worth it c:
I hope that sound cruel
or heartless..then again
mine heart is still locked in
ice thicker than what the Titanic hit xD
@Lon3 I don’t remember good girl looking like J woww but admittedly I can’t quite remember what J woww looks like I only remember seeing snooki I’ve never seen an episode of jersey shore. I’d just imagine shed look snookish and that’s not how I’d describe good girl.
Well, I’m not going to beg you to stalk me if you don’t want to. You were my best stalker. We had some great times.
So the jury is out on me looking like J woww and Snooki?
If you say sooooo ;o
Nope…not…going…to…beg..
I’m not asking you to? XD
All’s fair in love and war
including just walking away (:
I went through part of the thread and saw something about Michigan. Whose in Michigan I’m in cold ass michigan.
mwtele lives in Michigan.
Okay Att, fine then walk away if you don’t want to stalk me.
lol @ that Lon & kno even know those characters is distrubing me π
@ stalker couples therapy ….ahahahaa……im in stitches!
umm, maybe consider it AT?
π
No need to get upset GoodGirl.
You’re making this harder than it really is
It’s not you, it’s me. (IT’S ALL YOU!)
hahah AT ….well said π
sits and *eats popcorn* …these quips are getting good!
I’m not upset…really..I’m not. I’m not hunched over crying or anything. And you know what Att, I lied, you aren’t my best stalker. You never were. So there.
That was a lot faster than expected.
From trying to save “us”.
To claiming I was the best stalker.
To throwing insults.
My my, how things change.
*eats popcorn* ….. and watches for the rebuttal π
ps GG my visual recognition software says you are more like Dita Von Teese ….
just sayin …. enjoy…
LOL ~ ItΓ’β¬β’s not you, itΓ’β¬β’s me. (ITΓ’β¬β’S ALL YOU!) …i LOVE this!!
Im going to use this i swear!
T’you AT…
@jwoww and attheend This is bizarre. So mw what part of MI are you from? Excuse me if we’ve spoke before and you’ve told me I have a fish memory.
I wasn’t prepared for this stalking business, it’s all so complicated. Stalking and being stalked is so complex. Maybe it’s just not for me. Le sigh.
Dita Von Teese? I’ll take that. But I don’t see that either. lol
@GoodGirl
What are you talking about? O.o
What do you mean what am I talking about? I’m talking about not being stalked anymore.
Oh I see.
Okay then.
i still say go see ‘stalking couples’ guidance ….. π
I suggested that addy, he didn’t want to. Besides I’m turning over a new leaf. I think I’m changing my mind about being stalked.
Nope.
Why try and fix it?
And good idea on changing.
Change the sharing mindset you have
Sharing isn’t always caring. (:
bye dita, bye AT, bye Kno…pity was enjoyable …. like an online version of days of our lives ….:)
cya
hey kno1…i’m near Grand Rapids but spent the day in Ludington. That and Traverse City are my favorite places.
And I think GG should start a new post because I still feel bad about taking her record away…but it wasn’t really me that did it, you guys did it π
And yes this is certainly a pain in the ass going through this thread on a phone. takes forever to scroll. but it’s still fun!
And ATT and GG….i just don’t know what to say about the two of you…lol
Att, you are being hypocritical aren’t you? I thought you said sharing is caring? Now all of a sudden I can’t share? I see how it is… ;]
New thread started π
instigator dawg
A bit hypocritical yes but
It’s justified hypocritical
advice, you really want to be shared?
cuz that sounds wrong.
man this is a shit load of comments ….stopped reading after the 1st few