Hi there I checked into a nice hotel on the waterfront in Eastbourne to plan to grab a taxi to Beachy Head. Unfortunately I got to the cliff edge and was approached by the dreaded Chaplains who then proceeded to call the Police and I was put in a cell for 7 hrs “for my own safety”. Which was not a lot of fun. I was searched and detained. The cops were super pleasant and felt good that they had saved my ass. The police in Eastbourne are all oddly good looking and it was like a scene form csi NY.
I then was assessed by 5 doctors who declared me safe.
I then returned back to London feeling sad that I hadn’t pulled it off.
It seems going from Beachy Head is gettin pretty tough these days as the Chaplian Mafia are there to “protect” us.
Anyway thought it was kind of a funny story and thought it was worth posting.
All the Best
Turniphead
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I think jumping from a high height would be too scary…it seems appealing though as you don’t need any materials beforehand, or even your own place to do it.