“I hate people”

I’m one who says that, but can’t stand crowds, and avoids people whenever i can. OTOH, i also think that people can be pretty awesome sometimes, in some ways. I find “people” quite fascinating, and yet, the phrases “i hate people,” “people are stupid,” “people suck,” often erupt from me.

Those of which you speak, the “false people-haters,” often misuse language in various ways, for various reasons.

It’s like it’s cool to be uncool, and so everyone has to do whatever it is they think most people wouldn’t do… but this creates a situation where everyone’s trying to do whatever “everyone else” wouldn’t, thereby attempting to be cool via uncoolness… and suddenly we have an infinitely compounding hipster conundrum, where everyone hates everyone, themselves, and everything else, just because it’s cool to hate everything now.

But you know what?

I hated everything before hating everything was cool.

I hated “hipsters” before hating hipsters was cool… before they even had a name.

I hated stuff “just because,” and way before hating stuff because it’s cool, was cool.

I feel i should apologize to everyone for inadvertently spawning the infinite hipster paradox. I had no idea what would happen. I just thought it was stupid that people always seemed to flock to whatever they were told was cool, often displacing those who were there before it was “cool.”

And now look. HIPSTERS! ALL OF YOU!

AAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!

(note: everything from “but you know what?” is meant to be taken humorously, though there is certainly some truth to it.)