Im asian and i hope chuck norris will come to my house and kill me brutally. these are just one of my thoughts before i go to sleep, i just hope i could die painlessly without anyone noticing me or causing them trouble like cleaning up my mess after i kill myself. haha anyways where do you think is the best place to commit suicide??
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Wait, but if Chuck Norris came to your house and killed you brutally, wouldn’t that be painful? Or would it happen so fast that you wouldn’t even notice it since Chuck Norris is a ninja and shit? Hmm…
Best place to commit suicide: in some random dude’s front yard, dressed in a furry squirrel outfit, complete with huge plastic acorns.
I want to impale myself on the pearly gates
Um….I’d rather not die at the hands of arguably one of the best martial artist ever….our definition of “brutal” probably means “soft” to him….
@lorax LOL