How much better would life be without having to deal with mindless, narcissistic and self absorbed assholes? As if I don’t have enough shit sandwiches to eat every day, I have these useless bastards in my life that live for one and only one reason – to force everyone around them to kiss their asses. They never lose any sleep over unpaid bills or potential home foreclosure. They don’t ever get scraped up off the floor in the middle of the night and hauled to the Emergency Room because their lungs stop working. They don’t worry about how to get to work when their car fucks up – they just call the BMW dealer and get free taxi rides for a week. They jump in your shit when you leave an extra notepad on your desk because the don’t give a rat fuck about what you do, only how you look. They call themselves a “leader” but they are nothing more than a power-drunk attention whore going around beating people with sticks. They have no respect for anyone yet they will break you into pieces if they suspect you don’t respect their every whim. And they delight themselves by paying you 1/3 of what other people in the same job make event though you’ve busted your balls for ten years to keep the company alive because they know it would be nearly impossible for you to get another job.
Fuck it – no wonder I want to put a slug in my head.
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