What? That’s nonsense. People crossing the road while reading a funny joke their friend texted them, right before getting blindsided by a mac truck laugh before they die, too.
I don’t mind at all – we’re all of us pretty dumb when it comes down to it. When the Dinosaur aliens come to overthrow our world and eat all our beef cows, they’ll probably run away screaming because of how silly we are. And thank heavens – beef; it’s what’s for dinner.
I had a dream I was the male equivalent of Ripley the other night, on board the Weyland-Yutani station. I had no fuckin’ clue where I was, the whole place was empty and the doors were all sealed. There was one console active in the room I found myself in. Upon closer inspection, it was tracing multiple heat signatures (40+) headed straight for me. My final thought was, “I never got to play Fallout 4″.
Fuck that movie, main. But the new Alien game coming out later this year looks pretty fuckin’ war-ry. Hoo-ah.
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What? That’s nonsense. People crossing the road while reading a funny joke their friend texted them, right before getting blindsided by a mac truck laugh before they die, too.
addicted is a retard, don’t mind him
I don’t mind at all – we’re all of us pretty dumb when it comes down to it. When the Dinosaur aliens come to overthrow our world and eat all our beef cows, they’ll probably run away screaming because of how silly we are. And thank heavens – beef; it’s what’s for dinner.
you don’t laugh before you die, you just need some balls to do it, I failed at it 7 times.
I had a dream I was the male equivalent of Ripley the other night, on board the Weyland-Yutani station. I had no fuckin’ clue where I was, the whole place was empty and the doors were all sealed. There was one console active in the room I found myself in. Upon closer inspection, it was tracing multiple heat signatures (40+) headed straight for me. My final thought was, “I never got to play Fallout 4″.
Fuck that movie, main. But the new Alien game coming out later this year looks pretty fuckin’ war-ry. Hoo-ah.