It speaks wonders to me that the suicidal know how to spell, and this sanctimonious troll does not. Albert Camus was right, suicide is the only truly serious philosophical problem. Perhaps it is even rational and salubrious.
We’d been at for a while, I thought it was obvious to everyone? I’m sorry you had to find out this way, but Steph’ (retconned for ambiguity) and I… We’re a thing. But hey, I have no problem sharing.
@Shep Omg. So the 12:00 appt every day… that was you?? And the 5:00?? and the 11:30?!
Wow. I can’t believe how blind I’ve been. Steph and I even had a family together! We had three cute little iguanas, they were the most adorable babies ever.
Oh well. You can have Steph. I already have about ten Asian g/f’s anyway (yes, I have a thing for Asians). It takes all of my strength just keeping up to them and making them feel special. Man. The player life is rough.
Tell Steph I said hi, I’m sending all her stuff back. I wish you kids all the happiness in the world.
I’m known to enjoy lunch on the go… Wait, who were they seeing at 5:00? Ugh, I knew this was too good to be true!
No, I’m through with this. I thought me and Steph’ had something true going on. I can’t believe how blind I’ve been. Nuh-uh, I ain’t payin’ no chil’ suppo’.
Ten Asians? Wow, you’re three shy of a 1st XV – well done. Sigh. The player life isn’t for everyone, I learnt my lesson the easy way – by having secret rendezvous’ at the same locations and always forgetting the times.
Ugh no, I don’t want anything to do with them. I’ll send them back the signed Yeah Yeah Yeahs vinyl recording they gave me last year. Actually, no. I’ll keep that. Karen O’s a babe.
By the way, I did try, but unfortunately somebody was worried because I would not answer my mobile (I should have turned it off, but I forgot!!!) and called the police…
PS: What about loose men?
Loose men too. Like my old friends – I can’t fathom how they managed to sleep ’round and still keep their faithful women. Didn’t mean to make it one sided, I was just taking it from my own experience.
i apologize shephard. I thought you meant virgin women, or women with a loose you-know-what. I forgive you. I dont like men who cant commit to one woman
dont know i think it started at least 7 hours ago in another topic. I changed the OPs title a little. ‘loose’ instead of ‘loosers’, well only in a comment. Lol
…wholly unnecessary as well. I mean sure, I respected my friends greatly, but there came a point where I couldn’t bear with the knowledge they were cheating and I couldn’t say anything due to some sense of loyalty (when they themselves were blatantly disregarding it).
Whistles were blown, hearts were broken and friendships were overthrown. But that’s the way it always will be if you intend on doing what you perceive as the right thing, and I’ll continue to pay that price so long as I still function as a self-actualised heap of organic material.
if they dont want a relationship and just want to fuck, why dont they say so? If your in a relationship stay commited to the one person. Not to mention the sexual diseases? they could be bringing back, and the emotional pain. Still dont like loose people
A study I saw some time ago suggests that New Zealand is the most promiscuous country in the world, the women more so than the men apparently. It puzzles me how people go into a commitment and back pedal for the sake of chasing another skirt etc. Ugh.
Damn you Shep, you always have to get to flirting before I do.
Whatever. OP, after your rendezvous with Shep you and I can meet outside the candy shoppe on the corner. Let’s keep it on the downlow, yeah? I don’t want to ruin my sparkling reputation.
You know it. I can’t help but make my desires known before anyone else.
OP, don’t be fooled by Persa’s candy coated treats and seductive, sugary sweets – I’ll take you to a real candy shop, give you a taste of what I’ve got and let you keep going till you hit the spot (WHOA!).
Fine OP, go with Shep. But I’m addictive. You’ll never be able to stop coming back. Once you’ve sampled what I have to offer, you’re mine for life.
You’ll soon be begging for attention, you can only hope that I haven’t forgotten you and found a more willing victim…
Steph’ told me they missed the Yeah Yeah Yeahs concert… what… dear me Shep, it looks like we were caught in quite the ruse. Do you remember that time Steph’ disappeared for three days and said their grandma died? They cried over bowls of chicken noodle soup for days afterwards and never again attended their 10:00 PM appt.
I just looked it up now and guess what, their grandma is still hearty as a horse. It must have been somebody else who broke up with them.
How many did Steph’ fool? What a clever cat.
I’m still a better player though, we all know that. I even learned a tonne of languages for all the Asian loves of my life <3 I'm going to change my name and marry each of them in different countries, then I'm going to fake my own death when the stress catches up to me and I have to get out of the contract (and take off with half of their life savings). It's fool-proof.
Ugh. The players have been played. I will not stand for this, I demand satisfaction! And I will get it in time. I remember that time, but it doesn’t matter now. Wow this is just so… WOW!
I must admit, you’re infinitely better at this game than me. I cannot best you, only attempt frivolously to match you in some way. You might want to get a patent on that plan – it sounds excellent. 11/10 – would keep for future reference.
P.S – Steph’, you owe me 2 cartons of gluten-free, naturally sourced chicken soup.
*bows* Thank you, Shep. You know, you and I should team up. Let’s start a seminar “How to Be the Perfect Player”. We’ll charge $1000 American for the tickets and make it nonrefundable. We’ll set up seminars all over the world. Once we have a few million in the bank, we’ll cancel the classes with some bullshit excuse so that we won’t have to exert ourselves and avoid teaching a single one. Brilliant, right? We’ll be the con artists of the century. Frank Abagnale Jr. will WISH he had been as good as us.
Between your Canadian accent and my Kiwi gruffness, those poor sods won’t know what hit them (since we’ll need some promotional material beforehand) till we’re sitting on an undisclosed South Pacific island, sipping drinks and watching chicks in grass skirts hula for our viewing pleasure.
Yes indeed, this plan is perfect. Ol’ Frankie can go to Hollywood for all I care – we have countless, lovelorn saps just waiting to be schemed. Let’s go, we’ve got work to do…
Speaking of cartoon characters: I fell in love with Jessica Rabbit as a kid. Her voluminous red hair and thick lips… Lawd, I blame her for my affinity with redheads and love for the Roarin’ Forties.
Also – Did you know that the Flintstones takes place in the timeline AFTER the Jetsons?
I can’t imagine who’d play a live action version of her, but yeah she’s pretty choice for a collection of pixels.
Yes, apparently the Jetsons was set in a time centuries before the Flintstones, even though you’d think it were the other way around due to obvious reasons. It becomes apparent in the retro-futuristic technology that is used in the Flintstones (telephones, cars, machinery etc) and shows that even when humanity comes to a stand still, it doesn’t end there.
Sorry, now I’m the one going off tangent. It makes you think though, that a nuclear exchange could push us back in time and humanity having to adapt all over again.
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I’ll take that to heart when you can spell better than me.
So… Should we loosen our anger or what?
Yeah, I don’t like loose women either, OP.
Who said I’m scared? I’m keeping an open mind to improvements over time, and the chance to find a proper distraction in the interim.
loose women? Lolwhat
you mean loser women?
Loose as in unable to commit to one man. It’s an archaic term, you’ll forgive me for being outdated.
Whatchu talkin’ bout Willis? Who doesn’t like loose women?
(Unless they’re underage. Then you could expect the FBI to show up on your doorstep and that just wouldn’t be fun.)
Pretty much everything worth doing is now illegal. The lines are getting blurry…
Are you condoning having sex with underaged girls here cn? I’m not following.
It speaks wonders to me that the suicidal know how to spell, and this sanctimonious troll does not. Albert Camus was right, suicide is the only truly serious philosophical problem. Perhaps it is even rational and salubrious.
LOL…
lol
We need a Like system on SP.
SP Admin – Babe, can you put one on?
where is suicide project dating?
@Shep But but … SP Admin told me (s)he was totally committed to me. Are you telling me you two have been sneaking around behind my back?!?
Oh well. I’m down with sharing if you are.
rofl
We’d been at for a while, I thought it was obvious to everyone? I’m sorry you had to find out this way, but Steph’ (retconned for ambiguity) and I… We’re a thing. But hey, I have no problem sharing.
@Shep Omg. So the 12:00 appt every day… that was you?? And the 5:00?? and the 11:30?!
Wow. I can’t believe how blind I’ve been. Steph and I even had a family together! We had three cute little iguanas, they were the most adorable babies ever.
Oh well. You can have Steph. I already have about ten Asian g/f’s anyway (yes, I have a thing for Asians). It takes all of my strength just keeping up to them and making them feel special. Man. The player life is rough.
Tell Steph I said hi, I’m sending all her stuff back. I wish you kids all the happiness in the world.
I’m known to enjoy lunch on the go… Wait, who were they seeing at 5:00? Ugh, I knew this was too good to be true!
No, I’m through with this. I thought me and Steph’ had something true going on. I can’t believe how blind I’ve been. Nuh-uh, I ain’t payin’ no chil’ suppo’.
Ten Asians? Wow, you’re three shy of a 1st XV – well done. Sigh. The player life isn’t for everyone, I learnt my lesson the easy way – by having secret rendezvous’ at the same locations and always forgetting the times.
Ugh no, I don’t want anything to do with them. I’ll send them back the signed Yeah Yeah Yeahs vinyl recording they gave me last year. Actually, no. I’ll keep that. Karen O’s a babe.
#HeadsWillRoll
By the way, I did try, but unfortunately somebody was worried because I would not answer my mobile (I should have turned it off, but I forgot!!!) and called the police…
PS: What about loose men?
Loose men too. Like my old friends – I can’t fathom how they managed to sleep ’round and still keep their faithful women. Didn’t mean to make it one sided, I was just taking it from my own experience.
i apologize shephard. I thought you meant virgin women, or women with a loose you-know-what. I forgive you. I dont like men who cant commit to one woman
No need to apologise, I didn’t realise the context it could’ve been put in until I’d posted the comment. Ugh. Me and my old world ways.
#GeriHatTrick
or women who cant commit to one man
all suicidal people are loose
…most normal folks are tight arses.
Whoa. What’s with the sexual innuendo on SP today?
dont know i think it started at least 7 hours ago in another topic. I changed the OPs title a little. ‘loose’ instead of ‘loosers’, well only in a comment. Lol
Yes, they cause a lot of pain.
I meant those who betray their partners because they are loose.
…wholly unnecessary as well. I mean sure, I respected my friends greatly, but there came a point where I couldn’t bear with the knowledge they were cheating and I couldn’t say anything due to some sense of loyalty (when they themselves were blatantly disregarding it).
Whistles were blown, hearts were broken and friendships were overthrown. But that’s the way it always will be if you intend on doing what you perceive as the right thing, and I’ll continue to pay that price so long as I still function as a self-actualised heap of organic material.
if they dont want a relationship and just want to fuck, why dont they say so? If your in a relationship stay commited to the one person. Not to mention the sexual diseases? they could be bringing back, and the emotional pain. Still dont like loose people
A study I saw some time ago suggests that New Zealand is the most promiscuous country in the world, the women more so than the men apparently. It puzzles me how people go into a commitment and back pedal for the sake of chasing another skirt etc. Ugh.
hmm, interesting. Had no idea about the study.
well i mean… if you know you’re getting into a loose woman… you should already know not to expect otherwise. ^^
ask the person to get a few different tests, for the bad things
Why is one of my comments awaiting moderation??
You used the dreaded P word.
And oh, have I taken you out of context? Yeesh… Okay, I’m confused now.
oh, thats right
it happens sometimes. ‘spam’ filter isnt always right
Someone needs to grow up and see what is actually happening in suicidal peoples lives.
Fricken jerk, (sorry for the rude wording)
he changed the title lol
lol@titlechange
Anyone seen that Asian prank call guy who orders that massive order, only to cancel it the next day? Maybe OP is that guy?
“Hao muck dat or-derr?”
“$500.”
“…shit, shit!!! Lotta mun-nee! Don’t want to loose it!”
Also – OP, I’m loose. D’you wanna sex?
ill be here in a sex
i should watch that. Sounds funny
Damn you Shep, you always have to get to flirting before I do.
Whatever. OP, after your rendezvous with Shep you and I can meet outside the candy shoppe on the corner. Let’s keep it on the downlow, yeah? I don’t want to ruin my sparkling reputation.
You know it. I can’t help but make my desires known before anyone else.
OP, don’t be fooled by Persa’s candy coated treats and seductive, sugary sweets – I’ll take you to a real candy shop, give you a taste of what I’ve got and let you keep going till you hit the spot (WHOA!).
You ready for diabetes, OP?
*smacks lips*
Fine OP, go with Shep. But I’m addictive. You’ll never be able to stop coming back. Once you’ve sampled what I have to offer, you’re mine for life.
You’ll soon be begging for attention, you can only hope that I haven’t forgotten you and found a more willing victim…
I changed it for clevername, sadgirafee, shephard,persa, deadtragedy, tormentedsoul, sonseray…
Steph’ told me they missed the Yeah Yeah Yeahs concert… what… dear me Shep, it looks like we were caught in quite the ruse. Do you remember that time Steph’ disappeared for three days and said their grandma died? They cried over bowls of chicken noodle soup for days afterwards and never again attended their 10:00 PM appt.
I just looked it up now and guess what, their grandma is still hearty as a horse. It must have been somebody else who broke up with them.
How many did Steph’ fool? What a clever cat.
I’m still a better player though, we all know that. I even learned a tonne of languages for all the Asian loves of my life <3 I'm going to change my name and marry each of them in different countries, then I'm going to fake my own death when the stress catches up to me and I have to get out of the contract (and take off with half of their life savings). It's fool-proof.
lol
Ugh. The players have been played. I will not stand for this, I demand satisfaction! And I will get it in time. I remember that time, but it doesn’t matter now. Wow this is just so… WOW!
I must admit, you’re infinitely better at this game than me. I cannot best you, only attempt frivolously to match you in some way. You might want to get a patent on that plan – it sounds excellent. 11/10 – would keep for future reference.
P.S – Steph’, you owe me 2 cartons of gluten-free, naturally sourced chicken soup.
*bows* Thank you, Shep. You know, you and I should team up. Let’s start a seminar “How to Be the Perfect Player”. We’ll charge $1000 American for the tickets and make it nonrefundable. We’ll set up seminars all over the world. Once we have a few million in the bank, we’ll cancel the classes with some bullshit excuse so that we won’t have to exert ourselves and avoid teaching a single one. Brilliant, right? We’ll be the con artists of the century. Frank Abagnale Jr. will WISH he had been as good as us.
Sweet as. It’s a plan, Pers’.
Between your Canadian accent and my Kiwi gruffness, those poor sods won’t know what hit them (since we’ll need some promotional material beforehand) till we’re sitting on an undisclosed South Pacific island, sipping drinks and watching chicks in grass skirts hula for our viewing pleasure.
Yes indeed, this plan is perfect. Ol’ Frankie can go to Hollywood for all I care – we have countless, lovelorn saps just waiting to be schemed. Let’s go, we’ve got work to do…
did you know ‘racecar’ is spelt the same backwards?
Barbies full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts
Thiz has got the be the bestest thread everrrzzzz
(No, i mean it, nevermind the bad “hip” writing).
You fixies and your Penny Farthings… I swear, my ironic moustache is clearly post-ironic; I’m over irony, and you should be too.
#I’mNotAHipster
Also – OP, we dun jacked your thread, bwoy…
#WRECKED
You’ve changed my life. Here, have a cookie.
*Presents cookie to sadgiraffe*
lol, thanks
me and my boyf… Sorry. Fred and wilma flintstone were the first cartoon TV couple to sleep in bed together
Speaking of cartoon characters: I fell in love with Jessica Rabbit as a kid. Her voluminous red hair and thick lips… Lawd, I blame her for my affinity with redheads and love for the Roarin’ Forties.
Also – Did you know that the Flintstones takes place in the timeline AFTER the Jetsons?
shes hot(no lesbian) lol. No, i did not know that about the flintstones
giraffes have no vocal cords. Thats why i have to type
I can’t imagine who’d play a live action version of her, but yeah she’s pretty choice for a collection of pixels.
Yes, apparently the Jetsons was set in a time centuries before the Flintstones, even though you’d think it were the other way around due to obvious reasons. It becomes apparent in the retro-futuristic technology that is used in the Flintstones (telephones, cars, machinery etc) and shows that even when humanity comes to a stand still, it doesn’t end there.
Sorry, now I’m the one going off tangent. It makes you think though, that a nuclear exchange could push us back in time and humanity having to adapt all over again.
ah yes, thats interesting. Yep i thought it was the other way around. Maybe… Dont worry about the tangent. I always go on tangents lol.