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I can’t wait for the apocalypse

by Engie

I can’t wait for the apocalypse. Maybe it will be Ebola, or Russia vs. The West or North Korea will finally build its first working ICBM. Maybe all of these will happen at the same time.

Then all I need is enough sertraline to make sure I still feel nothing while I sit back and watch the world burn.


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youwillneverknowme 8/19/2014 - 11:51 pm

now wouldn’t that be cool?

Anunnaki 8/20/2014 - 2:31 am

The apocalypse will come when the last of the Amazon is destroyed

Engie 8/20/2014 - 3:39 am

Hmm, that’s a possibility. Then everyone who can’t afford breathing apparatus will die and the survivors will spend the rest of their lives sheltering from climate change and a runaway greenhouse effect.

Engie 8/20/2014 - 3:42 am

I like that. We didn’t take climate change seriously, and now it’s coming to fuck us up the arse.

Anunnaki 8/20/2014 - 8:16 am

Rainforests help keep the water cycle going. Water is not infinite and with the exponential growth of humanity along with the rapid destruction of the amazon we’ll see disaster I believe.

It’s not really climate change in this instance because it is humans that are destroying the amazon. We did not take climate change seriously though you are right.

Anunnaki 8/20/2014 - 2:31 am


DeathDreamer7 8/20/2014 - 9:19 am

been waiting for the Apocalypse for a long time

Ron7x 8/20/2014 - 1:59 pm


youwillneverknowme 8/20/2014 - 2:29 pm

Since when was fun and interesting a category?

Kochia 8/20/2014 - 2:46 pm


Here’s the thread from early August. Done got in touch with the admins and had the category created.

Kochia 8/20/2014 - 2:47 pm

@YWNKM – My comment is in moderation, but the link to the thread is in my comment 🙂

nias 8/20/2014 - 3:02 pm

Disaster after disaster but the human race seems to get through it; disease like the black death and spanish flu, wars like the two world wars but still we keep going, I’ll wait for an asteroid to strike and a bloody large asteroid at that, just to be sure.

nias 8/20/2014 - 3:47 pm

But then life on earth would be wiped out and it’s just mankind that’s the problem and in reality not all of mankind is a problem, just some of it and that’s the shame of it, oh well life sucks.

done12354 8/20/2014 - 4:14 pm

Brilliant, wouldn’t this take the selfishness out of our death desire? We’re not going to leave behind anybody who’d lament our loss.

Where to move the petition for destroying the Amazon forests?

chloe92 8/20/2014 - 4:22 pm

I don’t believe that suicide is selfish at all. I can understand why many people do think this but I believe that it takes guts and alot of strength to come to the conclusion of ending your life. It’s not easy to live suicidal everyday without acting upon it as you all know. Not selfish just painful and such a shame I suppose for the people left behind but those are the people that could never understand ..

done12354 8/20/2014 - 4:49 pm

Depends on your perspective. We cannot generalize ‘suicide is not selfish at all’.

numacalcadotro 10/12/2014 - 5:26 am

it’s happening right now. But it takes place in the Middle East only. Read this : w w w .numacalca.ro -> Conclusions]

WanderingDreamer91 7/28/2018 - 3:19 pm

Funny, for months out of extreme boredom from my job and a lot of bitterness and hatred towards everything I used to look up lots of random crap…

One of them was wanting the zombie apocalypse to happen.

Then I found a Cracked.com article about it. o.o

Then I might have laughed. XD I got my sadism out for the day. :p

Honestly, I think a big part may or may not necessarily hating people and wsnting them to die or be zpmbies but to have an excuse to never work again and squat at someone’s abandoned home or any building for that matter and just steal crap and all sorts of stuff…

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