I m sorry to post such a ridiculous statement,but I had to.Last night,I got drunk on vodka and tried to hang myself again for the third time.This time I was pretty sure I will get through it.I even completed say 65-70% of the process.But as you all fine folks know very well that Lady Luck can be a very cruel mistress and life is like an abusive wife.And so when I was about to fade into eternity,the rope snapped and I fell down and piss my pants.So here I am,all worthless and wet but unfortunately alive yet again.
Moral of the incident:Always empty your bladder and your bowels before you hang yourself.
I guess I learned it the hard way.
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Don’t be ashamed. I got drunk last week and tried to wrap cords around my neck. Didn’t feel a damn thing and got caught by my aunt once again! I decided that I’ll never try the hanging method. I went upstairs, and gave a dramatic hour long speech of how I have my right to self ownership. Basically the stuff I say on the site. I pissed myself many times on booze! Especially if I drink too much water. Look up lostallhope.com. It will show you the way. You may have to think longer about how your gonna go about this if your serious.
Apparently I got a neck of steel because I’m naturally muscular. Didn’t even leave a mark or make my neck hurt. I was pulling hard!!!!!!
Life can be a cruel joke sometimes, there always has to be something that stops us or fails and makes us live. I don’t understand it. I heard some people defecate when they die, I hope that doesn’t happen to me…
Hey luke, you’ve written so many deep, introspective thoughts and I’ve never had the wits to comment. But hey now… piss I can handle. Your title would make a killer country song (I hear Willie Nelson is looking for new material).
You say Lady Luck is a cruel mistress, but she could also be your guardian angel desperately fighting your demons with a pair of scissors at the right moment. I think it’s good to have a failed suicide attempt as long as there’s no permanent damage. Give it some thought, man. I know this sounds like an empty cliché, but you have a lot to live for. Of course you also have a lot to DIE for. But the trick is to find a balance.
I’m just curious, when you were drifting off into eternity, did you have any thoughts at all? Visions or revelations of any sort? This has nothing to do with what I said above. I just wonder (as we all do) what the moment of death is really like, and if by any chance you get a peek into the other side.
Thank you,salt.Thank u very much for your warm and generous comment.Well,to be honest with u,I didn’t go into full unconsciousness.If the rope would have hold a little longer say a minute or two then maybe I could describe the experience u want to know about.When I was drifting into eternity,my heart and mind was so much saturated with pain and regrets that I failed feel or think anything else.But I have heard that when someone dies,just the moment before his mind gives away to eternity,he sees his entire life like a fast-forward video roll before his eyes so that he can finally find peace and closure.Again,thank u for reading my posts.