I’m glad my doctor advised me to exercise. I joined a gym and it’s the best part of my day. Just find one thing you like. Just one thing that makes the day bearable.
Yeah, mf is right, you don’t need a gym to exercise. There are plenty of aerobic videos on YouTube for free… or even walk or jog around your neighborhood
Try to do something new. Exercise works, and you don’t need a gym for that, there’s plenty of ways to do exercise at home. Maybe draw, read, learn an instrument, sharpen your nails on your sofa, idk, anything that can break the everyday monotony.
I’m watching an infomercial where the Shark Rocket vacuum cleaner is challenging the Dyson B6 in a head-to-head shootout.
I hafta say the Shark Rocket Deluxe Pro wins!
(Coincidentally, the revolutionary Shark Rocket Deluxe Pro, the next evolution of deep carpet cleaning, which only costs a fraction of the Dyson B6, paid for this infomercial).
How’z about the Sham-wow?
Cleans up spills like you wouldn’t believe.
*canned applause*
Ok. Time to Get in Shape!
Before-and-after testimonial exercise infomercial next!
(Because anyone who’s awake and watching TV at 2 AM is obsessed with dancing & losing weight).
You ever see that comparison? They did a “before and after” 15 minutes apart. The first was a less than flattering swimsuit, no make up, frown face, bad posture etc… then stand up straight, good lighting, bikini and wow…
Moral, you don’t need what they sell, you need their photographer
I do a before and after everyday in the mirror. The ‘before’ is what I see, the ‘after’ is what I imagine.
You’re right. The after is way better. I’d pay 5 easy payments and one super complicated 6th payment to get that result.
Figure out why you’re doing it. There has to be some sort of reward in there – probably that it requires very little energy to just do the same things every day. And that it feels safe and comfortable.
Make a bucket list, do the dreaded thing and step out of your comfort zone and try something new. Or, if an opportunity unexpectedly presents itself in your life, follow it to unknown destinations.
Change, whether deliberate or inspired, is refreshing.
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coffee sports ice cream
Dontcha mean coffee sports NUT ice cream??
Ba-dum, tiss!
Oh shoot I messed that up.
Fun fact time, everyone:
Kat is actually allergic to coffee, but sometimes she drinks it anyway, because she likes to stick it to the man.
Kat.. I am eating candy floss ice cream now
Candy floss ice cream?
They really make that?
oh yes it’s bloody brilliant
Just to make sure I understand, “candy floss” is what we would call “cotton candy”, right?
So it’s just… sugar buzz flavored?
yes mate… they are the same..really
Interesting.
Nothing but sugar.
Favorite ice cream flavor of hummingbirds everywhere!
and sports nutty brits
I’m glad my doctor advised me to exercise. I joined a gym and it’s the best part of my day. Just find one thing you like. Just one thing that makes the day bearable.
Thanks.
(Wish I could join a gym, but I have no transport.)
Yeah, mf is right, you don’t need a gym to exercise. There are plenty of aerobic videos on YouTube for free… or even walk or jog around your neighborhood
Try to do something new. Exercise works, and you don’t need a gym for that, there’s plenty of ways to do exercise at home. Maybe draw, read, learn an instrument, sharpen your nails on your sofa, idk, anything that can break the everyday monotony.
I used to have cats that liked sharpening their nails on my sofa.
You appear to have become a SAF middle aged mom.
what does saf mean
Single Asian Female?
… for some reason that got my attention completely, thank you Morris!
lol nope she’s married
Stoned As Fuck?
Sad As Fuck
that’s probably it
Idk.
Sad and Friendless?
Sarcastic and Feisty?
Salamander Anus Fetish?
Sushi Appreciation Federation?
This SAF thing leave puzzles me too.
Do you know many salamanders?
Salamanders Anonymous Frolicking?
Is that a support group just waiting to be formed?
did I actually catch u on a nice night
most likely stoned as fuck, not sexy as fuck or sexy and fuckable
Sad As Fuck seems to fit
Oh that’s it for sure, i bet…
(Single Asian Female is still the best one). 🙂
I think sarcastic and feisty fit all our sp damsels
I’m not sure I’m all that feisty.
lol..yes u r
@cordless… have u seen.. Iamtheblues
I am sarcastic, cynical, curious, stubborn, enigmatic, eccentric, and slightly thirsty right now.
No energy to be feisty.
Ich habe viel Durst!
blood…thirsty? 😛
those all work nicely
@bah: If, by “blood”, you mean “Coke Zero”, then yes.
@sportsnut: Like plums in a pudding and toad in the hole.
I’m all about the cz
I haven’t seen Iamtheblues.
Not today, at least.
I think it’s been a couple
From my understanding, iamtheblues won’t be here anymore
why.. where did u get than intel
We exchange emails. Guess this just isn’t his cup of tea here.
oh I never wrote his down… was being lazy.. Will you tell him.. I want it.. we are buds
Yeah, I’ll let him know next time I write him.
Awww, I’m sad he won’t be back here too. Tell him that for me?
ya.. I was shocked
I’m watching an infomercial where the Shark Rocket vacuum cleaner is challenging the Dyson B6 in a head-to-head shootout.
I hafta say the Shark Rocket Deluxe Pro wins!
(Coincidentally, the revolutionary Shark Rocket Deluxe Pro, the next evolution of deep carpet cleaning, which only costs a fraction of the Dyson B6, paid for this infomercial).
Go Shark Rocket, Go!
This is what’s on TV between 1 and 5 AM? Jesus.
lol…no spam Morris..ha ha
Is it available for six easy payments of $19.99 ?
And if you call in the next 30 minutes you get a free bottle of aspirin and a book on how to talk to salamanders?
I’m up to 20 somethin hours.. how bout you…3 or 4 days
5 easy payments of $19.99, the sixth your check will rip, the envelope won’t seal and you’ll be out of stamps.
So, five EASY payments and one payment from hell.
That could be a metaphor for life in general…
It’s late and I’m tired.
This hopefully explains why I just had the following mental image:
(*Two fish, in bed, after the lights have just been turned out*)
Fish #1: Pssst. Hey, baby, wanna see my “shark rocket”?
Fish #2: No, honey. I’m tired. Put that away.
I actually gol’ed
GOL…
acronyms.thefreedictionary.com/GOL
Ah! I see.
I’m not sure I’ve ever heard someone guffaw before.
But then, before today I’d never heard of candy floss ice cream either.
Wait… was it a guffaw or a giggle?
Because giggle is on the list too.
giggle for sure!!!
was not aware of the list… cordless I have a question ?
You have a question?
My telepathy is bad right now; you might have to type it.
How’z about the Sham-wow?
Cleans up spills like you wouldn’t believe.
*canned applause*
Ok. Time to Get in Shape!
Before-and-after testimonial exercise infomercial next!
(Because anyone who’s awake and watching TV at 2 AM is obsessed with dancing & losing weight).
You ever see that comparison? They did a “before and after” 15 minutes apart. The first was a less than flattering swimsuit, no make up, frown face, bad posture etc… then stand up straight, good lighting, bikini and wow…
Moral, you don’t need what they sell, you need their photographer
Or good Photoshop skills.
Moral: just freaking stand up straight and carry a lightbulb and make up wherever you go, lol.
I do a before and after everyday in the mirror. The ‘before’ is what I see, the ‘after’ is what I imagine.
You’re right. The after is way better. I’d pay 5 easy payments and one super complicated 6th payment to get that result.
Figure out why you’re doing it. There has to be some sort of reward in there – probably that it requires very little energy to just do the same things every day. And that it feels safe and comfortable.
Make a bucket list, do the dreaded thing and step out of your comfort zone and try something new. Or, if an opportunity unexpectedly presents itself in your life, follow it to unknown destinations.
Change, whether deliberate or inspired, is refreshing.
This discussion thread reminds of the Transmetropolitan comic book somehow…