Ink blot test.
http://theinkblot.com/
No email bull shit , just look at some cards select your answers and get analized.
Here’s mine:
Sickness Quotient: 66%
Hmmm, your “Sickness Quotient” of 66% is a little worriesome.
Detailed Diagnosis
Interpersonal Insights
You are utterly incapable of meaningful relationships, which is probably a good thing since you’re a horrible bore under the best of conditions. You have a positive attitude towards nearly everything, which is incredibly stupid and very annoying to those around you.
Job Performance & Attitude
You aspire to becoming the CEO of a large, powerful company. This is unlikely since you rarely leave your parent’s basement. Your work is of so little value they should just put a shredder in place of your Out basket
Personality Insight
Your personal motto is “I am unique, just like everybody else.” This makes everyone else happy, because they know there can’t be two of you.
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Sickness Quotient: 61%
Hmmm, your “Sickness Quotient” of 61% is a little worriesome.
Detailed Diagnosis
Interpersonal Insights
You hate your mother and father, your neighbors, co-workers, friends, and just about everyone else who happens to think you’re a worthless boob. You are utterly incapable of meaningful relationships, which is probably a good thing since you’re a horrible bore under the best of conditions.
Job Performance & Attitude
You have a deep love for your patients, which is unfortunate since you’re a veterinarian. Your work is of so little value they should just put a shredder in place of your Out basket
Personality Insight
Your personal motto is “If you can’t make them think, make them wonder.” Trust us- you’ve succeeded beyond your wildest dreams.
Fun thing about it? my results sort of… fit. I hate (or just dislike) most of the people i know irl, and i’m pretty sure that i appear as boring to them. My personal relationships are always meaningful to me, but not to others because they end them pretty quickly (and i’ve started to rewire my brain in order to do the same). The love for patients and veterinarian is fun because i consider most people to be animals and i’m studying psychology. And at last the “if you can’t make them think make them wonder”… heck, i’m pretty sure no one irl has a definitive idea of who i am or why i do the things i do… so yeah… scarily accurate.
Thanks for sharing this, in some way made me wonder about some things i’ve been doing… looks like i’m not that wrong on the path i’m following after all.
Yours is pretty cool. I found mine funny. Although, I’m unique, just like everyone else is discomforting accurate
It took me about ten clicks to realize I was on a joke site. Then I abandoned hope.
Actually that’s what i found so weird, that it was accurate CONSIDERING it was a joke site… LOL.
LOL
HDS, why no play? Joke OK is not? Ahhhhhggg!
I played but I don’t seem to have a very good sense of humor about myself tonight. The humor just got sucked out of me.
I like getting things sucked out of me… er wait… that’s different
o.o. LOL.
I just logged on, and Alan’s comment was the first thing I saw in the sidebar.
Clearly I have some catching up to do.
Yeah… i wouldn’t mind some of that sucking action. Maybe i’ll take archer’s cue and look for the vacuum machine and call it a day.
Why can’t they serial-make krieger’s girlfriends for the rest of the world? DAMN IT, DAMN IT ALL TO HELL.
Clearly.
This is hilarious. I love joke sites like this.
Test Results
Sickness Quotient: 72%
Your “Sickness Quotient” of 72% indicates therapy may be useful.
Detailed Diagnosis
Interpersonal Insights
You hate your mother and father, your neighbors, co-workers, friends, and just about everyone else who happens to think you’re a worthless boob. You are utterly incapable of meaningful relationships, which is probably a good thing since you’re a horrible bore under the best of conditions.
Job Performance & Attitude
Your work is of such poor quality that your manager is considering replacing you with a machine that flushes. Although your work can upon occasion be very good, remember that even monkeys can be trained to do what you do. And they don’t call in sick.
Personality Insight
Your personal motto is “If you can’t make them think, make them wonder.” Trust us- you’ve succeeded beyond your wildest dreams.
Damn… sicko
well…. I don’t hate my mother. I have pretty good grades so I don’t think my school wants to replace me with a monkey, though I could be wrong. the rest… well….
Test Results
Sickness Quotient: 96%
WARNING: Your “Sickness Quotient” of 96% is very disturbing.
Detailed Diagnosis
Interpersonal Insights
You think everyone is out to get you, and you’re absolutely right. It’s because you’re an awful person without any redeeming qualities. You are utterly incapable of meaningful relationships, which is probably a good thing since you’re a horrible bore under the best of conditions.
Job Performance & Attitude
You frequently mention terms like “core competencies” and “paradigm shifts” while at work. Stop acting like such a tool. You hate your job but will never leave it. That’s because no one else will hire people whose job skills consist of sleeping and surfing the web.
Personality Insight
Your personal motto is “I am unique, just like everybody else.” This makes everyone else happy, because they know there can’t be two of you.
Yours is beyond hilarious dude.
Yeah its funny. LOL
nice
Here you go!
Sickness Quotient: 63%
Hmmm, your “Sickness Quotient” of 63% is a little worriesome.
Detailed Diagnosis
Interpersonal Insights
You have trouble being friendly to others, especially people who hate your guts and want to hurt you. You have delusions of adequacy which are completely unfounded. You couldn’t pour tea out of a boot with the instuctions written on the heel.
Job Performance & Attitude
You hate your job but will never leave it. That’s because no one else will hire people whose job skills consist of sleeping and surfing the web. You frequently mention terms like “core competencies” and “paradigm shifts” while at work. Stop acting like such a tool.
Personality Insight
Your personal motto is “I am unique, just like everybody else.” This makes everyone else happy, because they know there can’t be two of you.
Your “interpersonal insight”, I want that tattooed
Test Results
Sickness Quotient: 71%
Your “Sickness Quotient” of 71% indicates therapy may be useful.
Detailed Diagnosis
Interpersonal Insights
You have a positive attitude towards nearly everything, which is incredibly stupid and very annoying to those around you. You have delusions of adequacy which are completely unfounded. You couldn’t pour tea out of a boot with the instuctions written on the heel.
Job Performance & Attitude
You hate your job but will never leave it. That’s because no one else will hire people whose job skills consist of sleeping and surfing the web. Your work is of such poor quality that your manager is considering replacing you with a machine that flushes.
Personality Insight
Your personal motto is “I am unique, just like everybody else.” This makes everyone else happy, because they know there can’t be two of you.