If you had a remote box in your hand right now that said, just directly above a button-
“For human Extinction, push me”
…and you knew that by doing so it WOULD wipe the lot of us out in a nice, quick and pain free manner-
Would you do it ? It would be selfish, of course it would, but could you do it ? I think i’d have to be at at my very lowest, tbh. But there again, who’s gonna complain ?
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I would without question, I would be a bit disappointed that it would be painless I want most people to die a slow and painful death, I want them to suffer…. Killing everybody is a thing I’ve always wanted to do but I know I never will be able to.
haha, i never knew Edmund Kemper had any kids.
I would never rape somebody…. I’m so offended by that comparison 😛
The Flaming Lips- The Yeah Yeah Yeah Song, right? That’s where you got this question from? I think I would do it by the way, but I agree with shatterediris, killing everyone in an Instant would be boring.
I’d rather have the ability to fly and rain fire down on the filthy peasants down below, as I watch them sprawl around in agony, panicking as the world around them slowly burns…
It’s always been a secret personal dream of mine to destroy everything.
That sounds like a lot of fun…. I actually may be okay with the instant painless death button, but first there is a decently long list of people that I would go and kill personally…. Some people just deserve that personal touch when they die ^_^ But still I’m sure that everybody at least wants an exciting death.
Ha ha… yeah, there are some fuck-bastards out there who deserve a good ol’ fashioned murdering. I dont know if most people would appreciate a good, exciting death on the battlefield. Most people probably hope to just die in their sleep.
Yeah, they deserve to be bound and slowly picked apart…. I feel like I would have a good personality for that too, a good bedside manner if you will ^_^ “Awwww where did your eyelid go? I’m so sorry that you lost it, I will help you find it ^_^ yay adventure time” We would play so many fun little games 😀
Nope.
“Kill a man and you’re a murderer.
Kill thousands and you’re a conqueror.
Kill everyone and you’re God”.
Killing people who’d rather stay alive isn’t very nice. Unless you believe that you are God, you don’t get to decide who lives and who dies. (Unless it’s your own life you want to end).
So I take it you’re a against hypothetical mass genocide. What you must by think of me.
Treat others the way you’d like to be treated.
Would you enjoy getting raped? No?
Then don’t rape others.
Do you like getting robbed?
If not, then don’t rob others.
It’s not ok to take away someone else’s choice to decide for themselves. (Unless it’s ok for someone else to do that to you).
The strange freedom from responsibility that comes with having others make your decisions for you is very alluring to some. In a way that kind of servitude can be liberating.
Wow. I’m surprised sometimes by how different we all are. (How we’re all wired so differently).
I can’t imagine anything worse than being imprisoned, or being a slave, or being dependent on others. If I was a paraplegic, that would be a fate far worse than death. Being an animal confined to a cage in a zoo would also be worse than death.
I’d much rather accept the burden of responsibility that comes with the ability to make my own choices. How can anyone be “free” when they’ve got overlords making decisions for them? F*ck that. Time to revolt.
It may seem depressing and downright pathetic, but some people are just wired to be obsequious followers with no real minds or responsibilities of their own, either that or they’re just weak in spirit and can’t take care of themselves.
But servitude isn’t all bad – hear me out… there is master/warrior and master/pupil servitude, for the example the samurai and the code of Bushido, having a worthy master to serve to give yourself purpose and all that… I’m veering into eastern Philosophy here, but I’m sure you know what I mean. I, for one, feel like a sword without a master, and if serving somone as a warrior would give my life purpose, I’d take the opportunity to participate in that kind of “servitude” given the right circumstances.
Yeah, everyone serves everyone else to some extent. Anyone who’s ever had a job is “in service” to whomever is paying his/her wages. That’s perfectly fine.
The thing is, I can quit whenever I want to. I’m not being forced to serve; I serve voluntarily. It’s a symbiotic relationship (where one hand washes the other). They’re using me and I’m using them. Being a voluntary prostitute is way better than being a slave who’s been forced into prostitution. (Metaphorically speaking, I’ve been a volunteer prostitute my entire adult life. I trade my time/skills in exchange for money).
No one pays to have sex with me, but I allow others to f*ck me over for money. It’s ok. That’s how things work here in the land of the free, home of the brave.
God Bless America.
Can I get another round please? (Dammit. The bartender keeps disappearing).
Yeah. You know, I’ve noticed you have a way of shutting people down using humor. Or maybe I’m wrong and it just seems that way.
Thank you for the compliment. The Suicide Project is a place where I can test drive my amateur comedy material for a very polite audience.
Don’t take anything I write too seriously, I’ve never claimed to be an authority on anything. I’m just some inebriated, opinionated guy on a free suicide site. (Buyer beware, you get what you pay for).
We’re still friends, right?
Yeah, we’re still friends, I was just making an observation. And I never know when to take you seriously, to be honest…
Well I wouldn’t really mind that much being killed…. A painful death full of fear is actually what I sort of want, something more peaceful may make me want to not die while I’m dying. I want my last taste of life to be miserable so I won’t have time to dwell on regrets or anything while dying, I don’t want anything to be real to me other than pain while I’m dying, it will be less sad that way.
But still it probably is actually a very bad idea to kill other people -_- and really I don’t like seeing individuals die…. I want to see everybody die, but I also don’t want to see anybody die. I’m weird like that, I either want nobody to die or everybody to die all at once…. -_-
Dying in pain so you can’t focus on regrets… I’ve never thought of it like that before.
no matter how bad i feel it’s not my job to make decisions for everyone, they can kill themselves, if it was a worth wild cause going to make a difference in some great way then there might be something to think about, but whether us predators live and die doesn’t mean anything to the big picture good or bad. we are useless but what isn’t? and why?
Yeah it wouldn’t matter if everybody were to die, so why not kill them all? I do know that if I was given that opportunity I certainly would, who could pass it up? Dying knowing that everybody else is going to die too would be the greatest feeling 😀 Like I would love to be able to remove all life from this planet, and would love even more to remove all life from the universe…. But that really isn’t possible for me to do right now, and probably never will be…. And still there are individuals that I would love to end the life of currently, however I will not do that either as there just is no point and it would make my life a bit annoying if I were to do so.