Long story short I haven been planning to kill myself for many years, I believe the time has come for it to happen and I want it to go right. This isn’t a plea for help I’m 19 now and have been planning to since I was 13, I have got a method and know when to do it on the basis that my body won’t be found for at least 3 weeks after it has happened. I was just wondering if there was any way I could put in place to not have a funeral. I don’t want to have some sort of ceremony for people to act like they cared when I know they don’t and was wondering if there was any way that I could request a form of burial/cremation that would mean there would be no ceremony? I’ve thought long and hard over the issue and even considered burning myself so that there would be nothing left of me but don’t want it to not work and it is a very obvious way of going and would be found. I have the date of my departure in a few weeks so would like to know shortly if not is there any other suggestions people can make?
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depending on where you live it can be difficult, but it is not legally impossible (although of course a bit challenging for you to enforce )
what you need is a will, with a last rites type paragraph, and then you need to pre-arrange your own funeral your self, since you can’t expect others to pay and handle for it, an not “do what they want”
it’s not technically impossible, not even legally difficult, but takes some arranging, and then you just have to hope people actually respect your wishes, unless your pay the lawyer/mortician to oversee/handle the postmortem ordeal
btw, suggest you try stick around til your mid twenties at least, if not to experience some possible “the best years of the life”-deal, then at least to see where the recent political shit storm across the globe will turn out in a couple of years,
who knows might end hilariously with a nice gigantic nuclear fireworks display, which case you haven’t lost much