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What are the Stupidest Things Someone has Ever Said the You

by BlueDiamond

Mine was being told that I should be a stripper. Yeah, sure get a 260 pound girl on that pole, but he told that there were girls my size with smaller boobs working those poles.
You all know why I hate men.

Reasons not to be a stripper:
1. I hate men, and entertaining men would be my number one worse nightmare.
2. I’m afraid of being upside down, and don’t strippers go upside down on those poles.
3. I don’t have the flexibility to work a pole.
4. Never worked a pole in my life.
5 If a man hits on me in the strip club, I would probably pepper spay him.
6. I hate sex, period.
7. Do I say that I hate men?
8. I hate social gatherings.
9. If I had a career as stripper, I would probably drink some bleach because I know what a disgrace I would be.
10. I would be surrounded by morons, thugs, cheaters, players, and criminals.

I know that my reasons were redundant, but please men get this though your heads. I have no interest in being desirable to you. Please, there are other women out there, who would love to give you their vagina. It ain’t me.

Can’t think of other stupid things I’ve been told as of the moment. Gotta get dinner, so how about you?


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SweetQuietus 5/7/2017 - 7:37 pm

I dunno. You want I should re-publish the responses to my post last night? There were some real jewels there. I got one: a friend of mine thought that the “begots” in the bible was a last name, as in “Abraham Begot, Isaac; Issac Begot, Jacob;” and so on. She and I laughed so hard we had to leave!

BlueDiamond 5/7/2017 - 8:07 pm

Which one did I post to?

rocketman 5/7/2017 - 8:16 pm

You hate men? Hate is a strong word, I always said it’s attitude and not looks that attract me to a woman.

I could easily say I hate everyone! I hate the human race! But really I feel pity for everyone, all stuck in this rotten world, with rotten brains, were all fucked.



suffering or resulting from emotional and mental problems.troubled, distressed, upset, distraught, in a state of mind that prevents normal perception, behavior, or social interaction; seriously mentally ill. mad, disturbed, unbalanced, unhinged, unstable, irrational.

Anyways I pity everyone including myself.

BlueDiamond 5/7/2017 - 8:24 pm

I hate the human race too. Yeah, I’m not a nice person.

thehusk 5/7/2017 - 8:28 pm

Men who tell women that they should be strippers provide good anecdotal reasons to hate men.

However, I still believe that a fair number of the other men I’ve known in my life weren’t such complete assholes, unless they were all pretending (like me.) Unfortunately, us assholes do tend to ruin it for everyone.

I advise founding your own utopian civilization where men are not a thing.

SweetQuietus 5/7/2017 - 8:32 pm

There were all female separatist colonies (possibly lesbian, possibly not) in the north east somewhere back in the 80s, should anyone be interested.

thehusk 5/7/2017 - 8:46 pm

Sounds like a solution.

SweetQuietus 5/7/2017 - 8:58 pm


wanttodie2 5/7/2017 - 8:33 pm

I think we should found a club or something. It is good to see that there are other girls like me who… humm… I dont want to use the word “hate” because I was being told today here in SP that we are not supposed to hate. We should love everyone. So, It nice to met someone like me who doesnt like to be mistreated by men.
Wish you the best

LMNO 5/7/2017 - 8:51 pm

I tend to stand behind “there are good men out there.” I’m sorry, your experiences are clearly less than savory.

I recently read a comment here that all the good men are already married so I suppose that makes me in the ‘evil’ category; I guess we’re all screwed. Where’d I put that death rope of mine? (JK, I always know where it is)

SweetQuietus 5/7/2017 - 8:58 pm

Better a good man than a nice one. I think people are people. Beware. Be cautiously optimistic. Know how to defend yourself. Set boundaries. Appreciate the differences.
Gender roles can be blurred (sometimes delightfully so), therefore I’d rather not make stereotypical assertions, but it seems to me this world would be a better place without Man and a lackluster place without men.
I wonder sometimes if we would have airplanes if we were solely a feminine society. I love my gender, though not perhaps as much as some would like, but would find it tedious without masculine presence. The get things done. Well, if there’s not a game on.

LMNO 5/7/2017 - 9:35 pm

This is directed towards me? I’m okay. And I agree with much of what you said, well put. Scratch that, all of what you said

SweetQuietus 5/7/2017 - 9:53 pm

was speaking into the void.
BTW, the Freudian auto-twerking comment is the best of the night!

LMNO 5/7/2017 - 10:02 pm

Lol, glad you liked it.
Gotta say though, I didn’t consider it to be Freudian. What’s that say about me? Maybe my flying kites and bouldering is me just fooling myself

SweetQuietus 5/7/2017 - 10:05 pm

Or maybe a cigar is just a cigar and auto correct is just auto correct.

Morris 5/8/2017 - 12:10 am

If you gaze into the abyss long enough, eventually the abyss stares back.

nepheliad 5/8/2017 - 2:47 am

Quoting Nietzsche doesn’t make you deep and thoughtful if you’re a p*ssy who doesn’t know how to show people respect and who goes for the easiest way out instead of admitting to your mistakes. (Just sayin.’)

Finn 5/8/2017 - 12:31 pm

nepheliad. I don’t know you, Morris or anyone else on this site. From an objective observer’s viewpoint, I can say that you sound like a rabid, bitter, ugly (figurative) person. While Morris has not once shot back for the many inappropriate attacks you’ve made, so he seems like a perfect gentleman. I don’t know and don’t care what your history is, but I’m just telling you that you are accomplishing nothing to your benefit. Why not take your own advice and take a break from SP until you cool off.

nepheliad 5/8/2017 - 4:30 pm

Thanks for inserting yourself into other people’s business. He has, actually.
I just feel sorry for his new victims. *shrugs*

Finn 5/8/2017 - 4:45 pm

nepheliad. My point is by spouting your personal issues on a PUBLIC FORUM, obviously a pathetic attempt to publicly shame your enemy but it’s backfiring because he’s too restrained to sink to your level, you are making it all of our business. I repeat, do what you keep swearing you’ll do, leave SP because by your own admission your daily presence isn’t doing you any good. Nor us.

nepheliad 5/8/2017 - 4:50 pm

Hunny, I hadn’t commented on here for a while aside from yesterday. If this bothers you so much, it’s probably making you think of your own behavior towards ex-girlfriends or ex-boyfriends.

Finn 5/8/2017 - 5:16 pm

nepheliad. I have never had a boyfriend or girlfriend so feel free to insult me and feel superior because that’s your style. Red herring diversion aside, Your hatred and trolling bothers me (and others here) because it is unproductive and disturbing to us who are in vulnerable positions, often due to attacks like you keep heaping on this public forum. That’s the last I’ll say to you, I’m not going to validate your hate by engaging you. Morris, you are truly a class act for putting up with this person.

nepheliad 5/8/2017 - 5:28 pm

Thanks for your input, Finn.

I suppose that if I spent years hoping that “Morris” (his screen name), would become a better person (because I cared), that my pointing out his rudeness and BS towards people on this site, and otherwise, would be unlikely to change him now, and instead makes me look like a villain instead of a victim, so I’ll try not to do so again. (Wasn’t planning on it anyway.)

SweetQuietus 5/8/2017 - 6:34 pm

@Morris: with eyes wet like peaches.

nepheliad 5/8/2017 - 2:55 am

Somebody on this thread told me I should be a stripper, and they genuinely meant it as a way for me to make money. (Hilarious.) Some of us actually have standards and morals, but thanks for the advice.

rivets 5/8/2017 - 4:21 am

“If you don’t like it, just switch to a different ISP. It’s a free market!”

Finn 5/8/2017 - 12:48 pm

The stupidest thing I’ve heard someone say is “I hate men.” The second stupidest thing I’ve heard is “I hate women.” But from an evolutionary standpoint neither camp is going to be procreating so the problem is its own solution. By the way, all you women who are disparaging strippers for being immoral and trashy and inferior, wow, I suppose you think all women should be in the kitchen cooking for their man, or some other morally acceptable path in life. If anything you should applaud strippers from being SMART enough to profit off of men’s lecherousness.

Morris 5/8/2017 - 7:14 pm

There are some really nice women out there who are genuinely good people, who happen to earn an income while dancing in various states of undress. The majority of strippers might be damaged goods with issues, but you’ll find that quite a few are good people who’ve simply made a few questionable decisions in life.
There’s nothing wrong with making a buck while bringing joy to others. Isn’t that what actors and musicians do?

nepheliad 5/8/2017 - 7:19 pm

The ones making the most profit are the club owners, and strippers are often forced to perform illegal sex acts to bring more revenue to the clubs.

Morris 5/8/2017 - 7:31 pm

That’s not always true.
I met a woman in her 50’s who bought a strip club after saving her money and working as a stripper for 20 years or so.
I met another stripper who moved to Los Angeles to attend college. She would fly to Las Vegas every weekend and earn $1,500 – $2,000 for dancing on Friday and Saturday nights. Then she’d fly back and go to school Monday through Friday.
(Smart) women who strip know how to work the system and they benefit greatly. It can be a very lucrative career if you’re a professional who goes in with the right business mindset.

SweetQuietus 5/8/2017 - 7:20 pm

Life is hard.
My friend was inspired by a woman who put herself through college doing sex work (dominatrix). She wrote a book about it, which inspire my friend to write a social commentary. It also made her consider doing sex work herself, which is simply priceless at our age and stage of disrepair. That and she has a tell. Although I’m not sure that matters?
Regardless, there are thankfully more choices for women now than ever before. *Toast to that!*

SweetQuietus 5/8/2017 - 7:31 pm

Shawna Kenney: “I Was a Teenage Dominatrix”

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