Recipe for Steamed Cordless:
Take one chronically depressed citizen with disability/mobility issues. Ensure subject is single and lives alone.
Add one week of humid temperatures in the high 80″s and mid 90″s.
Coat with sweat and despair. Mix well.
- Add garlic breadsticks.
Serve with antidepressants and mood-altering beverage of your choice.
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The heat is killing me too, so I can only imagine how much worse it is for you. :/ Hopefully you have a working air conditioner…
No air conditioning at all.
(!!)
Oh no, Cordless! 🙁 Can you order one of those portable fans from eBay?
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I have a fan… One of the big square ones that sits on the floor.
What kind did you mean…?
Yeah, that’s what I meant. Those work ok when you don’t have vents set up with proper air conditioning. (You might need more than one, though.)