So..like..what the actual fuck?
I’m not one of the prettiest people on the planet but, seriously, so many people are “in love” with me, I can’t seem to get a grip on it. There’s this boy that I’ve been talking to that says he wants to spend the rest of his life with me and, honestly, I’m okay with that because I feel the same way. The thing is: he started out nicely and we got to know each other like friends first, then brother and sister, and now, he wants to go out with me. Woo.
Then, on the other hand, there’s a boy I knew for 2 years at my school who, I regret admitting this, but I used to have a crush on him too. He messages me on Facebook asking if I watch pornography and if I know any good pornographic sites. Seriously, what the fuck?
I don’t mind being asked personal questions but when you ask if I masturbate, or have ever made my self…forget it…then, you have the fucking guts to tell me you LOVE me?! Nope. No. Go away. I DON’T like you.
Goodness…..what the hell?! I thought you were my friend and, honestly, asking me those questions over and over, again and again, made me feel like such a fucking lowlife. Seriously. Back off. t(-.-t)
The nerve of some people, I swear. Goodnight.
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So basically you came here to say 2 boys are in love with me and 1 is a pervert? No offense but you dont have much of a problem there are people who would kill to be you and have petty problems like this to dwell on….me being one of them…..choose one and be done with it…. and hasnt he ever heard of google?
I guess he never heard of it because he’s asked me at least ten times in one day if I knew any good porn websites >.< and the thing is with the other boy…our relationship would be illegal due to our age differences.
fuck the age thing. go for it if it feels right. personally i wouldnt come onto a suicideforum and complain that two girls really dig me and one of them is asking if i watch porn… DING DING DING we have a winner. thats what id be thinking if she asked me my fav porn site. itd be awkward at first but hey i’d be able to get comfy with that. lmao seriously though this sounds like somebody complaining that they’re really good looking. btw i pierce the veil are so sick just started listening to em. and this t(-.-t) is the best emoticonthingy ive seen in all my 24 years alive.
this guy is way too hot for me /.\ in all honesty, I don’t think I’m pretty or cute or whatever..this boy that likes me is most likely as blind as a bat. but I guess you’re right :c Collide with the Sky is my favorite album n.n haha i love this –> t(-.-t) i think it’s fucking adorable<33
hey, blind people need lovin too. whether he’s blind or you’re deluded just do it. i have king for a day on repeat right now. i just realized t(-.-t) those are middle fingers in the ayer. thought it was just some dude sighing with his hands on his head. its now cooler in my eyes. he might like you for your personality. or cuz you have big boobs. or cuz u have boobs in general. why? cuz he doesnt have boobs. if guys had boobs we wouldnt need women.
Pierce The Veil? I only like 2 pierce the veil’s songs but some of their lyrics are really nice.
My favorite band is Disfigured Elegance! RIP, Matt Paquette.
But here in my country there was two bands quite similar, I’d say. I don’t listen to it but anyways you can google it if you want to but they sing in portuguese. These bands are Cine and Restart!
And this guy is totally a perv. Just saying!
If the age difference isn’t dramatic then I agree with killswitchon fuck it but dont be one of those girls if things go sour you get him arrested.
yeah i noticed their lyrics are what really got me hooked from the get go. ill look up disfigured elegance..never heard of em. whos a perv? the fb porn dude? its a little out of the ordinary i have to admit. its pretty weird to come outright and say shit like that. you should’ve sent him to the most disgusting stuff you could find. like lemonparty.com dont investigate. its as weird as it sounds.
@killswitchon
This post wasn’t mine, I just commented. Just randomly reading comments here waiting to get sleepy lol.
Disfigured Elegance was a canadian band and by the way and a lot more hardcore than Pierce the veil! Lots of screams, riffs… You got to like this genre of music. Ah-mazing.
The lead singer, Matt, killed himself at the age of 19. So the songs are even more touching for me.
And well. Anyway that kid still sound kinda perv but youre right.
If you’re really not sure if you like him, you should send him disgusting stuff girl!
lol i know its not your post. the girl already responded to me above. oh shit im canadian. they canadian too? fuck ya cyrus. i used to listen to stuff like park way drive and august burns red. real hard stuff. im no stranger to that genre. it all comes down to the lyrics cuz you cant hear what they’re screaming most of the song anyway. lol oh shit he killed himself eh…thats intense and intriguing. i wanna check out some of their lyrics now. you might like parkway drive actually. they’re from australia. from down under. they were raised by wild kangaroos and hop around just like em. their lyrics are darkkkk tho. gritty as fuck.
listen to Romance is Dead by parkway drive.
@killswitchon
you knew i wasnt her and i didnt knew it, ok im confused because its almost 4am here lol.
I just know parkway drive but I look for those bands! Hey man, canadians rock! Why so many people mock canadians? I have a canadian online friend and shes awesome. I’m actually from Brazil (no we dont speak spanish here and no I dont have tan or golden skin, and definitily no, I cant dance samba) so understanding those lyrics when screamed is even harder for me. But anyway when i cant understand it, i just listen and google its lyrics later.
Listen to Farewell to confidence. My fav song.
@tristeza lol who makes fun of Canadians? from Brazil. thats cool. you play soccer? and you dont speak spanish? ive lost respect for u. ur not a real brazilian lol…imma check out that song fo sho. yeah thats what i do. lyric video it up. my ears are always blocked so im handicapped when it comes to hearing lyrics. i also talk rlly loud for no reason.
wowwwww they sound so similar to parkway its unreal..well how about that? ive got good taste in music. that was just uncanny. such a similar sound. its a good song. looked up the lyrics too. they’re intense
@killswitchon Carrion is a great song, beautiful lyric! its going to my list so thank you! Keep teeling me about those good songs! And again, im glad you liked Disturbed Elegance and thinks its similar to parkwaydrive. My fav band, unfortunately it ended too soon!
And no, here we only speak portuguese I dont play soccer! Can you imagine that omfg! They’d kill me, Im such a lazy ass. I dont look very brazilian Id say because my grandparents came from another country, haha but I am brazilian sir! I was born and raised in Manaus, a town in the middle of Amazon which has a beautiful pink theather (wtf, i cant write teatro in english, see how brazilian i am?).
a beautiful pink what? what the hell is a theather or teatro? anything by parkway drive is freakin unreal..listen to any song and they’re all pretty good. also check out The Word Alive. they’re pretty sweet. song life cycles is good.
u dont play soccer? wtf. i cant believe u dont play soccer. what the hell is this world coming to when a brazilian doenst play soccer.
honestly i dont give a shit. i dont play any sports either. im lazier than u so no biggy.
i dont know what a typical brazilian would look like? im guessing olive colored skin. a darker tone. i dont know. as far as i know brazil doesnt even exist.
all this is evidence is pointing to the fact that you aren’t a real brazilian..u cant spell teatro (whatever the fuck that is?)
@killswitchon its hm spelled..theatre!? I dont know ill google it if i need to, i hate not knowing a random word.
Of course I’m brazilian, i have white pale skin because of my grandparents but I’m totally brazilian. one of the poor evidences I have to prove it is my crappy english since I dont use it when Im not chatting online or need to talk to some lost travellers around here. Ask me something about Brazil and I will answer it.
Yes, most people here has olive skin or tanned skin, but not all of them.
And you cant beat me, im surely the laziest person ever born. I wish I could get healthy, fit by hitting the gym, blah blah blah but just thinking of it makes me tired.
I know the word alive! I dont like it very much but i will look for the song you mentioned.
ohhhh theatre. thats what you’re trying to say. some things get lost in translation. especially with brazilians. you guys dont even know what planet you’re on. you have no idea which way is up or down. one day you will reach the canadian level of awesome.
of course i can beat u in laziness. i dont do anything. i can beat u in whatever it is cuz im canadian. simple as that. trump card right there.
i will ask you something about brazil. who discovered what we now know as brazil? u better know this or ill know ur pullin my leg. no googling either.
ya u check out that song by them. you’ll be impressed.
@killswitchon
“some things get lost in translation.
especially with brazilians. you guys dont
even know what planet you’re on. you have no idea which way is up or down. one day you will reach the canadian level of awesome”
LOOOOL !!
Ok, I have nothing to say about that, I’m laughing too much to even think of a nice answer lol. But what would be that canadian level of awesome? I see nothing unsual there!
Of course I know who discovered Brazil… Teachers teach us that while we’re in school..the answer is Pedro Ãlvares Cabral, I could get an A on History right now!
And who did discover Canada? Hum?
thats not important who discovered Canada. it was God. this is Gods country. thats how important and awesome canada is. that is only one of the innumerable reasons why canada is so freakin awesome. there is so much cool stuff up here. snow. u dont get snow now do ya? thats what i thought.
you’re right about pedro. of course it would be somebody named Pedro.
well on my history test you get a B+. for putting his full name. nobody needs to know he has 3 names. Pedro Cabral will suffice.
oh and one more thing. we have polar bears. i rest my case.
@killswitchon Pedro was this portuguese guy that discovered brazil, and its a fact, not that silly silly story you’ve been told about canada and god. *facepalm*
God is too busy to care about canada or brazil, he’s touring in europe.
Well, we dont have snow here… Unfortunately i will never make one of those snowmen i see in cartoons. But in brazilian south sometimes a little little bit of snow falls gracefully from the sky.
So you guys have polar bears and Justin bieber, hmmm.. We have piranhas. Which one you think its the most dangerous?
@killswitchon Oh, by the way Pedro has 3 names. I have, believe it or not, *counting it on my fingers*… 7.
My initials: M L C (e/and) G (de) A.
Royalty used to have long names.
ahahaha. oh man. ok lets clear something up here. piranhas could take out justin bieber almost no problem. but our polar bears eat piranhas for bfast. lunch and dinner. ohhhhhh stew on that knockout punch of info. also polar bears are awesome while piranhas, being cool and all, are not awesome. again canada wins.
well, while you’ve been in brazil learning booooooorrrrrrrrrrringgggg crap about a useless guy named Pedro we have advanced in every way up here. God doesn’t even like europe. you and i both know that so stop being coy with me. hence europe being mostly atheists. he doesnt go over there. he chills up here. pun intended.
you’re jealousy is way too obvious. i can see it on your face through your text. pffffft. too easy.
i will ship some snow to you so you can make a snowball and use it wisely. snow comes from God. hence the reason we get snow and u dont. i am 3 for 3. the number of names i have because 3 is a harmonious/perfect/awesome number when it comes to cool canadian names like mine. im glad im teaching you math because you have trouble if u gotta count your names on your hand.
*counting my own names* yes i do have 3.
@killswitchon Only 3 names? Oh my! You surely do not belong to royalty..*sigh*.
Of course God is travelling around europe right now! Atheists usually dont recognize those kind of heavenly celebrity, so He’s there just chilling away from paparazzi.
If it was really possible I’d ask for some snow lol. I didnt see snow yet, im kinda curious about it. But 2 days later Id get sick because we’re used to live in freaking hell here, its always too sunny (Tristeza likes gloomy rainy skies). Canada wins on that. Only on that, ugh!
And who cares about lazy sleepy polar bears anyway? We have over a gazillion (is this a word in english ?) animals and plants here that you canadians have never seen before, like ariranhas, tucanos, bichos-preguiças and onças-pintadas (yeah go google it because i know you dont know any os these).
And agaaaain… Brazil wins!