Here I am again, it’s been a long time and nothing has changed. But today, for the first time of my life, I want to fight. Fight against those who want to crush me, fight for those who can’t get up. So, from today, I’m gonna run, run into the life and make my path shine like no one else !
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good luck!!! it’s definitely a hard fight but im cheering for you! !!
To go forth and conquer evil you’ll need a sword. Beatrix Kiddo, Luke Skywalker, teenage mutant ninja turtles all had swords.
If you run through the forest of life wielding a light saber, your path will be illuminated and you’ll be well equipped to battle the forces of evil.
Be careful though. You could put an eye out while running with a light saber. (Or scissors).
I was actually taught to run holding the scissors with the closed blade in the palm of my hand to prevent injury.
Screw you Pegasus, I was just about to say that myself. I was going to end with: That’s my wisdom for the day. Don’t ask me to give anymore, I don’t have any quarters left.
Wasn’t “Dances with Wolves” lesser known brother named “Runs with Scissors”?
You don’t hear about him as much.
good luck
It’s possible. People have been running with scissors for centuries. It’s a common practice in most civilisations.
You know how there’s a safety awareness day/month/campaign for just about everything? I’ve never heard of light saber safety awareness day.
You can also learn how to speak Klingon, but I’ve never found a restaurant that serves Klingon cuisine. Now that I think about it, I don’t remember ever seeing Spock eating.
I’ll have to research this later.
C4 I’ve noticed that too. You’re definitely on to something.
Don’t forget to bring a flamethrower. Those become useful from time to time.