Chimichangas are awesome, and so is General Tso’s Chicken, but Thursday I discovered that if you consume both of them in the same day, you will fart approximately 1,391 times. Which isn’t the best situation if you’re in public trying to get things done.
Also I went to pick up my refills Thursday and the pharmacy LOST my prescription. As in, I wasn’t even in their system anymore. So they had to look me up in a different computer and refill everything all over again. And it took them FOUR TIMES before they finally put it through the right insurance and got everything to ring up at the right price.
I am multiple decades old, and yet I still love watching episodes of Spongebob Squarepants. My favorite character is Squidward because of his world-weary cynicism.
I can’t stand daffodils. Pee-Yellow, Eyeball-White, Bile-Orange… too bland and too cheery at the same time. Those have got to be my least favorite flower of all.
Favorite flower: Stargazer Lily. I’ve told lots of people that this is the flower I want at my funeral, so hopefully when the time comes, SOMEONE will remember I said that.
If anyone tries bringing daffodils to my funeral, I will roll over in my grave and seriously consider becoming a zombie or wraith or whatever else is on the list of options.
Me: (*rising from the grave*) “I said NO DAFFODILS! Raarrrghhh!”
Humanity: “Everyone run! It’s Cordless the wraith! And she just had chimichangas!”
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Posts like these make me remember why I love you so much…
You have a knack of taking the edge off at just the right time, to make people laugh even just a little bit….
Thanks for posting this randomness of sorts. It’s nice to learn more behind, the woman, the myth, the legend! (check out Scott Sterling videos, so so funny..)
Love you sweetie.
Trey, the mindless gamer
Randomness is good therapy sometimes. 🙂
Even if it involves me becoming a flatulent wraith.
How very poetic! You circle right back to the beginning and it ties your piece together real nice. (I am very tired and we’ve been reading this complete bullshit poet in English all week. apologies.)
I LOVE flatulent wraiths. The only thing I love reading about more is a good murder. Or gay fanfiction.
Sorry about the mess (my comment). Thanks for the funny post 🙂
So the best story of all would involve gay flatulent wraiths who ended up killing one another… (!)
mm, but the best kind of fanfiction has somewhat realistic ish happy endings. double death is a real downer (think Romeo and Juliet. such a meh ending). it would be better if they were gay flatulent wraiths who were secretly competing serial killers and fell in love!
Somehow I can almost see that being made into a movie.
so after reading 4beyondhelp’s comment, I read the post again, and after that I read it again, and again, and again….
It’s like a freaking paradox. No, it’s like an infinite loop.
Holy shit.
The best infinite loops involve chimichanga farts.
As long as you’re not standing behind the person doing the looping.
my ex is very into fanfics… I am not… I can’t stand overly romantic crap.
That being said, here’s one of my fav scenes from shrek, allduing to what I said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMaFjEH1B0g