So, I’ve mostly been coming here, just to make jokes and poke fun. Truth is, I’m losing. I have a taste of fun here, that’s all.
Fuck. Trying to think of what to say….
Wake up every day, hoping today’s the day. Hasn’t been yet.
I set my date or whatever, but, fuck plans and schedules.
I’m not concerned with being considerate in my death. Fuck em.
Always a reason. Always a hope. Always a dream.
So , when it’s time, it’s time. Probably won’t say goodbye. Not going to make a big deal. Guess it’s unfair to those here I click with. I’m […]
Morning fellow suicidals.
Quick question…
What’s your favorite?
https://youtu.be/gR7LJsMLetY
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Did you ever read Voltaire’s “Candide”?
He says live life at Benny Hill freak out speed
Not a quote of what he wrote but a paraphrase
Make it up as you go Keyser Soze
Highlights yes but don’t underline ’em
Just live for N.O.W. like Gloria Steinem
Life is like Marion Barry
It’s not all that it’s cracked up to be
Like Fred Sanford when the big one comes
Find the meaning of life is there is none
It’s twenty-four hours when you call it a day
Be Frank and say “I Did It […]
Like a vulnerable caterpillar, I wish to build a cocoon.
To transform into a raging asshole.
So fuck you, fuck your thoughts, fuck your dreams, fuck your desires, and fuck your feelings.
I’m here for me. I’ll do as I wish, when I want and however I like. Fuck your opinions on this.
Am I still depressed? Surely, fuck you for asking.
I’d continue, but I’ve run out of fucks to give at the moment.
Have a wonderful fucking Wednesday,
Tell someone to go fuck themselves.
I’m steady mailing out dildos.
Fuck off,
Alan
Per your self description. A flatulent pyromaniac, mermaid potato ( mermato), insomniac soy addict.
So, as usual, I got 400 ideas, plans etc. I got at least a dozen projects going. Half a dozen deals. On top of work, family obligations.
Why do I do this? Constantly emulating progress. As if the next step will finally fill this void…
I find myself daily thinking if I could just “X” then it’d be better. Then I remind myself it won’t. It’ll be the same just different, so I should kill myself.
Pretty much my inner voice lately, yeah I could do…. or you know, just die.
I thought that was a good title. Anyways. Like Bloodhound Gang would say…” like my scrotum here it is in a nutshell”
(Ranting)
Blah blah blah…
Life sucks… whoa is me…
Yadda yadda,
Rhetorical questions….
Something else…
Self loathing….
More rambling…
For reference review this…
Ink blot test.
http://theinkblot.com/
No email bull shit , just look at some cards select your answers and get analized.
Here’s mine:
Sickness Quotient: 66%
Hmmm, your “Sickness Quotient” of 66% is a little worriesome.
Detailed Diagnosis
Interpersonal Insights
You are utterly incapable of meaningful relationships, which is probably a good thing since you’re a horrible bore under the best of conditions. You have a positive attitude towards nearly everything, which is incredibly stupid and very annoying to those around you.
Job Performance & Attitude
You aspire to becoming the CEO of a large, powerful […]
Well , today’s not the day, though I wish it was.
Everything is pretty fucked.
A decent size hunk of flesh is missing from my foot. Not sure where it went. Or how/why? But now it’s a big open wound.
Maybe I should just let it get infected and kill me.
Let’s say you have a job. Your job is assembling furniture to sell to other companies.
Let’s say I have a job. My job is bringing you shit to assemble, and taking what you have assembled to its next stage of commerce.
How about you don’t treat me like a piece of shit? How about you don’t act as if I’m the worst inconvenience in your life?
I don’t mind bringing you something to do, or taking what you’ve done. In fact I rely on this chain to survive. As do you ass wipe. You’re overstocked? I don’t place the order, OK? Talk to your boss. You’re over […]
https://youtu.be/S_AVG6Z7wKg
Just curious if anyone had a parent off them selves? Just looking for some perspectives, some insight…
Greetings and Salutations!
First order of business… Fuck me. I’m still walking in damn circles. Blah blah, whoa is me.
Next, I got a letter from the publishing company wanting a new original poem by May. All I been writing is dark material. Now I can’t write at all.
Derp Derpinson here.
And again, fuck me.
https://youtu.be/c7ktDJtXvFw
Why try? I’m that guy
Holden Caulfield from “Catcher In The Rye”
Put away ’cause he wasn’t all there
Like a jigsaw puzzle you might compare
Me to him not a liver but wurst
Been much better off as a still birth
Big let down unparalleled
Like the last episode of “Seinfeld”
Or Jack Lemmon in “Glengarry Glen Ross”
Pepsi Challenge took it lost
Just fizzed out with my wires crossed
Buttons pushed but never went off
Like Martha I will self-destruct
The name’s Dunnstock it’s not Dumptruck
Just cursed as fuck with no such luck
My future plans include not much
Never gonna be never […]
Yeah, I’m probably going to hell.
https://youtu.be/2vppL_bHh3E
Three guys walk into a motel to get a room for the night.
The attendant, a new hire, is unsure how to charge three people for one room. So he decides on $10 each, totaling $30. Each guy pays with a $10 bill.
The manger comes to check on the new attendant. He informs him, the room is $25 regardless of number of occupants. The manager gives the attendant five $1 bills, instructing him to take the men a refund.
The attendant, knowing each man paid $10, can’t decide how to split $5 between the three guys. So he pockets $2, gives each of them $1 […]
https://youtu.be/BJ4GfHUXbUQ