“How are you?” = Nobody really wants to know how you’re doing, but I’ll ask anyway so that way I’ll sound nice.
“I’m fine” = I’m fucking dying here you stupid biotch. But I know you don’t give a fuck, so I’ll just give an answer you’ll like, that way you won’t have to do anything, not that you’ll ever do anything to help anyway.”
“I’m your friend!” = I like you only if you’re happy. When you’re sad and depressed, don’t bother calling me cuz I’ll never be there to listen or help. But if I ever need help, I expect YOU to […]