Imagine if vampires were real? Would you want to become one, or be a vampire hunter (you’d be a normal human with no special abilities, chasing after an entity, risking your life, although…you do get to kill…)
I’d say, fuck being human. You get to have eternal youth / life, you have mind control over humans, if you want to die, you can still drive a stake through your heart or command some human to do it, you don’t necessarily have to kill to get your blood- lots of willing humans who will let you suck their blood, especially in the States (lots of […]