Hmmm… What about getting a police officer to shoot me instead of me shooting myself? No one would get hurt except for me AND it would be recognized as a suicide attempt.
So either way, I win.
And then of course, with the recent spike of shootings, cops are sure to not take a second chance. So I figure that I just bring a gun–it wouldn’t even need the clip–and just pull it out and aim. Then the rest is their doing. In my suicide essay, I would make sure to clearly state that the cops aren’t at fault and that the whole thing was a suicide attempt. That way, no one would have to suffer any sort of financial hurt. And my family wouldn’t have any right to feel angry with police.
Sounds like a solid plan so far, but more planning will be necessary of course. I’ll also have to finish my essay.
4 comments
Why would you put another person through it though?
Police officers aren’t robots… you would traumatize the people that had to shoot you.
the reality is – cops suck at shooting when faced with a “”threat” – they shoot wildly and multiple times … you’d be lucky if they actually killed you, but chances are you’d end up in the hospital under armed guard awaiting your trial with bullet holes in your ear and foot. it’s an altogether bad idea romanticized by hollywood.
if this is what you choose – don’t involve anyone else in any way shape or form. they’d have to carry the burden of your actions for a life time.
unselfish dawg
Nathaniel_Morisawa,
Sorry your plan stinks just shoot yourself. In the foot of Corse.