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We each gots to keeps tryin. I liked The Clash rock songs and their singer Joe Strummer. Then I read that Joe Strummer’s older brother ate a bottle of aspirin and croaked on a park bench near London. Apparently no one noticed Strummer’s older brother’s cadaver for 3 days, but still I’m jealous: some people have great luck.

My middle school girlfriend went to bed last year and never woke up. She was loved there was much sorrow but secretly I was jealous. I’d give both my balls to just die in my sleep some night soon.

In computing science there was a famous guy named Dennis Ritchie. He co-created a programming language called “C” we use to build just about everything. Ritchie died alone in his apartment no one found him for 5 days. More recently there was the hacktivist Aaron Scwartz who hung himself on the 1st try and made it seem easy.

Some people have great luck. The rest of us need to keep trying until we’re good and dead.