half my suicide note

Dear Noob World or to whom ever reads this;

i cant fucking take it anymore all these shit brained lemmings out there the mass of zombies reveling in their ignorance and retardedness has pissed me the fuck off

Although everyone on Earth has failed to give me even half the accolades and praise that i should get, me inf1n1, being the 3rd coming of christ, I will still fulfill my destiny. You’re welcome.

For you discusting pukes, I will shed my blood to once again open the gates of heaven. Because of me, you heathen beasts won’t have to endure any locust, floods, toads or nukes…

So, start erecting statues,singing songs, and doing other shit for my glory because you fuckers owe me big time.

Jesus Christ III
a.k.a. inf1n1

P.S. If you have any questions or need to get in contact with me, see Whoopi Goldberg
P.P.S. All those pornos aren’t mine.

just joking…

(i wasn’t going to write a note but im starting to change my mind, i’ve just got to add some wisdom and loving crap in there for family n friends and im done.)

what you guys think? haha